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- Comment on Open Source Developers Are Exhausted, Unpaid, and Ready to Walk Away 5 days ago:
The brain! No the stomach!
- Comment on Try Butt Nutts Today!! 2 weeks ago:
Let me answer your more pressing question, yes Butt Nutts come in a tactical camo!
We get this question often for whatever reason. Let me ask you, are you gay for having your two Christ given nuts? No? Then why would adding more nuts make you gay? It wouldn’t make you gay is the truth.
If this is regarding the butt plug attachment mechanism, we tested several other attachment mechanisms to attach our nuts to butts. What we found is our AWD butt plug performed better than all others options. Our beta testers all said the current design of Butt Nuts was the most pleasurable and effective.
Once you try our Butt Nutts you’ll be so full of new confidence, you’ll brush any naysayers with a clever wittism like “Talk to my nuts” or something to that effect.
Even if it did make you gay there’s nothing wrong with that. Frankly, if you got a problem with that you can buy our product and shove it up your ass.
- Comment on Try Butt Nutts Today!! 2 weeks ago:
My god… How long have we had this technology!!!
- Comment on Try Butt Nutts Today!! 2 weeks ago:
I honestly don’t know what the fuck I was exactly I was going for with this. The words/image of butt nutts popped into my mind and I ran with it. I guess I was targeting the truck nutz crowd which probably has major overlap with MAGA. However, I deeply resident the idea I accidentally created MAGA themed sex toys. Fuck MAGA, but not like that. Never like that.
- Comment on Try Butt Nutts Today!! 2 weeks ago:
Excellent! Thank you my octo nutted friend! Or well maybe you’re deca nutted but that’s your business haha
- Comment on Try Butt Nutts Today!! 2 weeks ago:
I’m something of an expert in the field of Butts and Nuts, but I have no clue what you’re talking about. Will you personally show me these butt nuts you’re talking about? I have to know the competition. I’ll pay.
- Comment on Try Butt Nutts Today!! 2 weeks ago:
Hahaha it’s not that type of nutt friend… Unless get me the design team we need to see if we can Butt Nutts cum! Sorry ignore that I have to go
- Comment on Try Butt Nutts Today!! 2 weeks ago:
Great question krooklochurm! Let me ask you do you feel tired when you wake up? Do you feel hungry when you haven’t eaten? Do you have wants or dreams that haven’t been achieved? Do you experience anxiety, depression, headaches, weather related events, or gravity?
Well if you answered yes to any of those questions Butt Nutts may be right for you! Butt Nutts have been scientifically proven to be a product. We believe in the power of confidence. The confidence we get from proudly wearing our Butt Nutts makes us feel like we can do ANYTHING!!! Unless you already have too much confidence, order Butt Nutts today and fill yourself with confidence!!!
- Comment on Try Butt Nutts Today!! 2 weeks ago:
Is that a powerthirst reference? What year is it my friend lol. You just pulled up some very old memories
- Comment on Try Butt Nutts Today!! 2 weeks ago:
Genius! You’re hired!
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- Comment on I just spent my entire rent money on vintage 240p JPEG files of soup, and I've never been happier. AMA. 4 weeks ago:
Do you have a JPEG of the new prime minister of Ireland. Wait who just got elected as the new prime minister of Ireland again? I forget
- Comment on Clowns be clowning 5 weeks ago:
Why do cat moe links never seem to work for me. At least not the video links like 90% of the time
- Comment on Which one and why? 1 month ago:
Yes and I’m tired of apologizing for it. Go enjoy your dirty puddle meal you slurper
/s
- Comment on How do you secure your home lab? Like, physically? From thieves? 1 month ago:
Let me guess you don’t have cats
- Comment on People who defend Valve Steam Monopoly, should work as anal prostitutes and then donate their profits to Valve. 1 month ago:
So you’re mad about steam’s monopoly and your response is to encourage people to give them more money? Little strange, but kinda kinky tbh
- Comment on People who defend Valve Steam Monopoly, should work as anal prostitutes and then donate their profits to Valve. 1 month ago:
Do you offer anal or orifice type lookboxes? Honestly, not sure what I’m looking for here. But I might just pay to see what I get
- Comment on Preppers helped fulfill their own prophecy 1 month ago:
Misread this as peppers and was very confused lol
- Comment on Can someone find a redeeming factor about this game? Like anything good about it. 1 month ago:
I haven’t played the game but I’m sure you’re right. Just listing the one redeeming feature I can think of from looking at the pic lol
- Comment on Can someone find a redeeming factor about this game? Like anything good about it. 1 month ago:
It reminds me of a shitty version of the carpets for kids that are of a cartoon city with lots if roads and shit. Idk why but those stupid things bring me such joy even at my age. They are damn good toys which inspire imaginative play. Fuck yeah those carpets
- Comment on advertisement 1 month ago:
They’re excuse for TherapyGary to post his favorite video
- Comment on :(( 2 months ago:
Wait is this that exact photo? I thought guy was on the other side of Bush when he was told about the towers. Damn memories weird sometimes
- Comment on Charlie Kirk says gun deaths "unfortunately" worth it to keep 2nd amendment 2 months ago:
Not soon enough
- Comment on Have there been any technological advances in boucey ball technology in the last decade or two? 2 months ago:
An actual scientific article? Love it, thank you!
- Comment on Have there been any technological advances in boucey ball technology in the last decade or two? 2 months ago:
Thanks for the video! Those metals are dope!
Makes me want a Saw movie based on weird real life science taken to the extreme. Jigsaw meets Cave Johnson!
Like two people are trapped together in a giant amorphous metal room made to look like a pinball machine. One of the people has to get in a giant amorphous pinball. The other person controls the paddles. If they score enough points in time they both move on to the next room. Well both if the one person isn’t splattered inside the pinball.
Sometimes I worry myself slightly
- Comment on Have there been any technological advances in boucey ball technology in the last decade or two? 2 months ago:
Holy fuck that is amazing! Wanna try one so bad lol
- Comment on Have there been any technological advances in boucey ball technology in the last decade or two? 2 months ago:
Thank you for doing this important research!! I had one with craters when I was a kid! So very dangerous and fun!!
- Comment on Have there been any technological advances in boucey ball technology in the last decade or two? 2 months ago:
This is a pretty good answer, but my inner child says nah. Golf balls are for adults. I want a bouncy ball!! Or bouncey ball! (depending on your persuasion 😉)
- Comment on Have there been any technological advances in boucey ball technology in the last decade or two? 2 months ago:
1st off she not he.
2nd thank you for the sass about my spelling mistakes! It’s especially nice cuz you reversed them yourself lol
- Submitted 2 months ago to nostupidquestions@lemmy.world | 33 comments