wild experiment indeed
Kinky
Submitted 5 weeks ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
NotSteve_@piefed.ca 5 weeks ago
I vaguely remember reading that naked mole rat colonies do something similar. They have a piss room that they all use and they'll make sure to roll around in it to get themselves coated in the smell. If they come across any other naked mole rats in the wild and they smell like different pee, they'll know they've run into a sworn enemy and fight
Patches@ttrpg.network 5 weeks ago
So if one of them ever gets caught in the rain? They’re “dead to me”
Agent641@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
“Brother, I am home! Boy it’s really coming down out there!”
“I’ve never met this man before in my life.”
Rolder@reddthat.com 5 weeks ago
Gotta stop at the piss room before anyone finds out
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
sure, if naked mole rats do it, it’s suddenky fine.
Talk about double standards
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
Pissing in water to dolphins is like us farting in the air
It’s their atmosphere they live in and if you emit a substance in that atmosphere (no matter how disgusting), you’ll sense it
over_clox@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Well I don’t know about everyone else, but I’ve never been able to identify friends from the smell of their farts.
Maybe the dolphins are onto something, maybe we should taste piss more often…
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 5 weeks ago
Identifying Diabético Debbie is gonna be a piece of cake.
mcbenavides85@piefed.social 5 weeks ago
Damn Steve always eats asparagus.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
maybe we should taste piss more often…
That you, Bear Grylls?
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
Do you recognize your friends by their farts?
leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
There’s always that one.
Same with close family.
howrar@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
The one that eats too much protein, definitely.
Professorozone@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I’m really bad with faces but so far I’ve avoided having to do this. But I AM getting older.
Dicska@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
You might be bad with faces, but how about faeces?
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Pissing your pants isn’t the same old man, unless you can get them to really bite down on the whitey tighties and have the piss gushing out.
krunklom@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
All I want in life is someone to douse me in hot piss and cuddle me to sleep.
Really, isn’t that what everyone wants?
Sigh.
TeddE@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Let me get you a hood and I know a group you’ll fit right in with. Bonus points if you like belly scritches and wagging your tail.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
Maybe the second part, not so much the first.
scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
Kinky ass fish
LodeMike@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
They’re not Fish
scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
That was part of the joke; but valid. Kinky sea mammals.
BoxedFenders@hexbear.net 5 weeks ago
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
When you think about it, they have to swim in everybody’s piss. So, not much they can do there.
howrar@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
Basically the equivalent of dogs sniffing each other’s butts if you think about it.
ruuster13@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
Me, dialoguing with myself to enter the public pool:
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 weeks ago
“For the last time: No, I don’t wanna be your fucking friend, Flipper!”
mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
Dolphins stay freaky
littletranspunk@lemmus.org 5 weeks ago
Trust but verify, now piss in my mouth!
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
dogs and cats do the same.
Hugin@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Wait till you learn about lobsters.
goblin@lemmynsfw.com 5 weeks ago
The more I learn about these dolphins, the less I care for them.
salty_chief@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Dolphin squeaking noises “Hey buddy you may want to get checked for diabetes. You’re tasting a little sugary bud.”
Dolphin squeaking noises “Mind your own business and stop eating kale all the damn time.”
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
I swear dolphins are one of the few animals that can compete with humans for sheer kinkiness.
TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Bear Grylls as a dolphin
Patches@ttrpg.network 5 weeks ago
Would feeding dolphins Asparagus be eco terrorism? Or?
Bronstein_Tardigrade@lemmygrad.ml 5 weeks ago
The rich have been trying to be our friends for centuries, since they’re always pissing all over us.
TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Is this what the British mean by “taking the piss”? Are we friends yet?
Meron35@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Sauce?
HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
Dolphins: Better than us in every way!
ekZepp@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
“Mmmm. AH! It’s Todd!
WAAZAZUUUUP TODD!!! You salty piss bastard!!!”
Dagnet@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
“This piss… Jeff? Strange, it’s so sweet. Jeff my dude, you need to go see a doctor”
Dicska@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
“I’m Brenda.”
whoisearth@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
Everyone is friends with Dale and his sweet-ass pee. Fucking diabetes.