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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • ekZepp@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Mmmm. AH! It’s Todd!

    WAAZAZUUUUP TODD!!! You salty piss bastard!!!”

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    • Dagnet@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “This piss… Jeff? Strange, it’s so sweet. Jeff my dude, you need to go see a doctor”

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      • Dicska@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        “I’m Brenda.”

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    • whoisearth@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Everyone is friends with Dale and his sweet-ass pee. Fucking diabetes.

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  • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    wild experiment indeed

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  • NotSteve_@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I vaguely remember reading that naked mole rat colonies do something similar. They have a piss room that they all use and they'll make sure to roll around in it to get themselves coated in the smell. If they come across any other naked mole rats in the wild and they smell like different pee, they'll know they've run into a sworn enemy and fight

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    • Patches@ttrpg.network ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      So if one of them ever gets caught in the rain? They’re “dead to me”

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      • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        “Brother, I am home! Boy it’s really coming down out there!”

        “I’ve never met this man before in my life.”

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      • Rolder@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Gotta stop at the piss room before anyone finds out

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    • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      sure, if naked mole rats do it, it’s suddenky fine.

      Talk about double standards

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Pissing in water to dolphins is like us farting in the air

    It’s their atmosphere they live in and if you emit a substance in that atmosphere (no matter how disgusting), you’ll sense it

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    • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well I don’t know about everyone else, but I’ve never been able to identify friends from the smell of their farts.

      Maybe the dolphins are onto something, maybe we should taste piss more often…

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      • HowAbt2day@futurology.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Identifying Diabético Debbie is gonna be a piece of cake.

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      • mcbenavides85@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Damn Steve always eats asparagus.

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      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        maybe we should taste piss more often…

        That you, Bear Grylls?

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    • frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Do you recognize your friends by their farts?

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      • leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        There’s always that one.

        Same with close family.

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      • howrar@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        The one that eats too much protein, definitely.

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  • Professorozone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m really bad with faces but so far I’ve avoided having to do this. But I AM getting older.

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    • Dicska@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You might be bad with faces, but how about faeces?

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    • Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Pissing your pants isn’t the same old man, unless you can get them to really bite down on the whitey tighties and have the piss gushing out.

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  • krunklom@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    All I want in life is someone to douse me in hot piss and cuddle me to sleep.

    Really, isn’t that what everyone wants?

    Sigh.

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    • TeddE@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Let me get you a hood and I know a group you’ll fit right in with. Bonus points if you like belly scritches and wagging your tail.

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    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Maybe the second part, not so much the first.

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  • scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Kinky ass fish

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    • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They’re not Fish

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      • grue@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yes they are!

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      • scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        That was part of the joke; but valid. Kinky sea mammals.

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      • BoxedFenders@hexbear.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        They technically are. As are we.

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  • thatradomguy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    When you think about it, they have to swim in everybody’s piss. So, not much they can do there.

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    • howrar@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Basically the equivalent of dogs sniffing each other’s butts if you think about it.

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    • ruuster13@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Me, dialoguing with myself to enter the public pool:

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  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So, we’re not so different after all

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “For the last time: No, I don’t wanna be your fucking friend, Flipper!”

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  • mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Dolphins stay freaky

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  • Bobbysaurus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    same

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    • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      same

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  • littletranspunk@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Trust but verify, now piss in my mouth!

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  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    dogs and cats do the same.

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  • Hugin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wait till you learn about lobsters.

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  • goblin@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The more I learn about these dolphins, the less I care for them.

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  • salty_chief@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Dolphin squeaking noises “Hey buddy you may want to get checked for diabetes. You’re tasting a little sugary bud.”

    Dolphin squeaking noises “Mind your own business and stop eating kale all the damn time.”

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  • frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I swear dolphins are one of the few animals that can compete with humans for sheer kinkiness.

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  • TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Bear Grylls as a dolphin

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  • Patches@ttrpg.network ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Would feeding dolphins Asparagus be eco terrorism? Or?

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  • Bronstein_Tardigrade@lemmygrad.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The rich have been trying to be our friends for centuries, since they’re always pissing all over us.

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  • TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Is this what the British mean by “taking the piss”? Are we friends yet?

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  • Meron35@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sauce?

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  • HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Dolphins: Better than us in every way!

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