“For the last time: No, I don’t wanna be your fucking friend, Flipper!”
Kinky
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Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 minutes ago
goblin@lemmynsfw.com 36 minutes ago
The more I learn about these dolphins, the less I care for them.
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
When you think about it, they have to swim in everybody’s piss. So, not much they can do there.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 44 minutes ago
ekZepp@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
“Mmmm. AH! It’s Todd!
WAAZAZUUUUP TODD!!! You salty piss bastard!!!”
Dagnet@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
“This piss… Jeff? Strange, it’s so sweet. Jeff my dude, you need to go see a doctor”
whoisearth@lemmy.ca 2 hours ago
Everyone is friends with Dale and his sweet-ass pee. Fucking diabetes.
scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 hours ago
Kinky ass fish
LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 hours ago
They’re not Fish
scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 hours ago
That was part of the joke; but valid. Kinky sea mammals.
BoxedFenders@hexbear.net 2 hours ago
NotSteve_@piefed.ca 5 hours ago
I vaguely remember reading that naked mole rat colonies do something similar. They have a piss room that they all use and they'll make sure to roll around in it to get themselves coated in the smell. If they come across any other naked mole rats in the wild and they smell like different pee, they'll know they've run into a sworn enemy and fight
Patches@ttrpg.network 4 hours ago
So if one of them ever gets caught in the rain? They’re “dead to me”
Agent641@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
“Brother, I am home! Boy it’s really coming down out there!”
“I’ve never met this man before in my life.”
Rolder@reddthat.com 2 hours ago
Gotta stop at the piss room before anyone finds out
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 hours ago
wild experiment indeed
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 6 hours ago
Pissing in water to dolphins is like us farting in the air
It’s their atmosphere they live in and if you emit a substance in that atmosphere (no matter how disgusting), you’ll sense it
over_clox@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Well I don’t know about everyone else, but I’ve never been able to identify friends from the smell of their farts.
Maybe the dolphins are onto something, maybe we should taste piss more often…
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 5 hours ago
Identifying Diabético Debbie is gonna be a piece of cake.
mcbenavides85@piefed.social 5 hours ago
Damn Steve always eats asparagus.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 hours ago
maybe we should taste piss more often…
That you, Bear Grylls?
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 hours ago
Do you recognize your friends by their farts?
leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 hours ago
There’s always that one.
Same with close family.
TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
Bear Grylls as a dolphin
mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 5 hours ago
Dolphins stay freaky
salty_chief@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Dolphin squeaking noises “Hey buddy you may want to get checked for diabetes. You’re tasting a little sugary bud.”
Dolphin squeaking noises “Mind your own business and stop eating kale all the damn time.”
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 hours ago
I swear dolphins are one of the few animals that can compete with humans for sheer kinkiness.
Patches@ttrpg.network 3 hours ago
Would feeding dolphins Asparagus be eco terrorism? Or?
HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 4 hours ago
Dolphins: Better than us in every way!
halfapage@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
experiments kinda wack
Professorozone@lemmy.world 11 minutes ago
I’m really bad with faces but so far I’ve avoided having to do this. But I AM getting older.