Why aren’t the activists leading with this?!
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Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
spinne@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
It’s like they’re not even trying to bring others on board!
pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 18 hours ago
Yes! I want bigger spiders, too. How can I help?
Wait…I might have lost the logic thread, on this one…
tetris11@feddit.uk 1 day ago
YES. I HAVE BEEN NOTICING.
Psythik@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
I’ve noticed the opposite problem: spiders are disappearing.
Last summer my balcony was covered them. This year… well if they’re around, they’re hiding pretty damn well. I can’t find a single web this time around.
tetris11@feddit.uk 20 hours ago
I’ve found 2 big ones this last week - one in the bath, and one under the electrics
maccruiskeen@hexbear.net 1 day ago
PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 1 day ago
Cats can get into houses just fine.
Also, having eight legs would make large spiders behave like giant hands, so opening windows and doors might be an easy task for them. Especially if multiple spiders cooperate…umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
nah nope thats like being afraid a lion will hide itself under your toilet lid to jump you when you go piss in he middle of the night.
if spiders were big we would find it easier keep them under control.
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Counterargument: the big ones are much easier to notice and squash. It’s the tiny fucker that just slipped under the collar of your shirt without alerting you that you need to worry about.
I’m sure that itch you just felt was all in your head.
RecursiveParadox@lemmy.world 1 day ago
~Don’t kill spider friends please~
portuga@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I let good spiders roam around my house and kill the annoying blood-sucking bzzzs and other nuisances I don’t live in Australia though
halvar@lemy.lol 1 day ago
I always just catch them with a box and let them out outside. Our family always did. I’m always stunned at people killing them.
Nikls94@lemmy.world 1 day ago
looking at Huntsman Spiders 🕷️
You don’t know what you’re talking about mate
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
I’m with you on this. But I wonder at what point you draw the line. A spider the size of a watch? A spider the size of a car? At what point do we prefer the smaller spider?
Naz@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I’ve read dinner plate is the metric when shoes no longer work and so that’s the standard
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 1 day ago
With increased size comes a reduction in mobility, increased difficulty in reproduction and maintenance of life. And an increased perception in them being a threat.
A car sized spider would be pretty much immobile, and by that size, a tactical target that would be fairly easy to hunt to extinction.
The bigger the better.
kameecoding@lemmy.world 1 day ago
At what point? At all the fucking points, what the fuck is wrong with you people in this thread?
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 1 day ago
yes yes yes but how do we make them smarter, and faster?
MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
You’ll need Kern’s nanovirus for that; the virus will facilitate the genetic transfer of knowledge and “Understanding” from one generation to the next.
tetris11@feddit.uk 1 day ago
Anybody want this computer made of bees? It stinks and is as loud as a jet engine, but it can do 5 Megaflops a second. There might also be a woman in there undergoing some kind of mental breakdown. Just ignore that.
Hubi@feddit.org 1 day ago
We need to give them wings first
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Aw hell yeah. I love me some spoders
SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 hours ago
Carboniferous 2.0. Coming soon to a ecological disaster near you!
Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 1 day ago
I want a pet wolf spider the size of a cat
Engywuck@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Now THIS is material for nightmares.
AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
How dare you swear in my Christian household! We don’t say the dreaded “s” word in this house!
/S
Jokes aside, I wish we could completely get rid of all bugs and insects without harming the planet, especially spiders.
Nakoichi@hexbear.net 1 day ago
Horrible take. Bugs are cool.
AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 15 hours ago
Agree to disagree. I hate them. Too creepy for me.
Hestia@hexbear.net 1 day ago
Bugs are more essential to a healthy environment than humans ever will be
Death_Equity@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Don’t worry, atmospheric oxygen is too low to make gigantic spiders possible.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 day ago
If giant spiders existed, I could at least make a living the same way I accumulate gold in a fantasy RPG. 🤷♂️
kautau@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Only if you went through the trial of the grasses. Those things would be crazy fast
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 day ago
but warming is helping certain organisms of the sea to bloom. Jellyfish are actually increasing despite the increase in temperature and pollution.
xylogx@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Oh great, so the giant spiders will have oxygen tanks?
Death_Equity@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Only if we give them supplemental oxygen as they lack the ability to manufacture and have little to no engineering education.