CS people hate the printer
Who is the enemy?
Submitted 2 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Valmond@lemmy.world 2 months ago
unwillingsomnambulist@midwest.social 2 months ago
…and a lot of them hate the end-user, too. Why must we involve people in the whole computer thing? Isn’t an abacus and a box of crayons enough?
brown567@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Bold of you to assume the end user can handle crayons
BakerBagel@midwest.social 2 months ago
I work in a print shop and i also hate the printer.
Fuck you Xante. I hate you so much
okr765@lemmy.okr765.com 2 months ago
PC load letter? What the fuck does that mean??
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
No idea, but we treat them all the same. 230vAC to the USB port.
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 2 months ago
500years of printing and this is the best we got… Smh
MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 2 months ago
It means it’s time to take that copier to pasture.
TomMasz@piefed.social 2 months ago
HP printers in particular.
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Weirdly, i don’t hate HP printers (at least, the FutureSmart ones). Xerox can fuck right off with all those restarts just to change fucking settings though
kautau@lemmy.world 2 months ago
CSIT but yeah. I work in a company with people with masters in CS from Ivy League schools and they don’t understand the first thing about how hardware or their OS works. Common misconceptionunwillingsomnambulist@midwest.social 2 months ago
…which, in and of itself, is sad as hell because one of the course requirements (at least when I was working on my CS degree) was Operating System Concepts & Design.
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Well that is accurate…
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 2 months ago
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 months ago
I need to sit down and actually watch Red Dwarf sometime. Like I did once watch the first few episodes when I was a teenager but I was way too young to fully appreciate it
ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 2 months ago
Enhance! Just keep enhancing!
kamen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Some of this is absurd, but I feel like a lot of it is tongue-in-cheek stuff or just “let’s see how far we can push things into ridiculousness before your grandma notices that something’s off”.
massive_bereavement@fedia.io 2 months ago
And anyone in a field related to studying living creatures in nature hate pesticides/herbicides.
Because pesticides harm everything that eats the thing that eats the thing that eats the thing that eats the pesticide.anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Same thing with lead shot accumulating in large birds birds.
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Wait, so the lead shots imbed in the animals that eat the lead shot large birds? And again for the animals that eat the animals that eat the lead shot large birds?
massive_bereavement@fedia.io 2 months ago
Ornithologists hate cats.
shatterling@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Simple, common bird appreciators too
protist@mander.xyz 2 months ago
Don’t forget reptile and insect appreciators, we also hate cats
littlewonder@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Cats or people who allow their cats to be outdoors?
massive_bereavement@fedia.io 1 month ago
Yeah, I reread my comment and it can be interpreted either way, but it is definitely the second one.
There are also cats that wouldn't even catch a cold, but the issue is mostly with either stray cats or those that are allowed out.
clif@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Me too
Smeagol666@mander.xyz 2 months ago
Firemen hate pedophiles Teachers hate pedophiles Doctors hate pedophiles Lawyers hate pedophiles Liberals hate pedophiles Conservatives hate pedophiles Independents hate pedophiles Where’s the fucking list Donny? Give us the list you fat orange fuck. We know you’re on it, and so do you. How did you think this was going to pan-out, dumbass?
ameancow@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Conservatives hate pedophiles
I wish this was really a blanket rule.
Smeagol666@mander.xyz 1 month ago
We can put “most” in front of all of these categories. Acting like there are no liberal or independent ones is the equivalent of enabling them. Put them all in prison no matter what political affiliation.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s in that performative superiority-complex way, like Lindsey Graham hating gays
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Conservatives hate pedophiles
Unless it’s their own, then “he’s saving a young girl from extreme poverty”/“she’s teaching a lucky boy a special lesson”/“was a human after all, no one is perfect”.
Smeagol666@mander.xyz 2 months ago
Shitlibs that pretend Bill Clinton and Joe Biden aren’t pedos give me a fucking headache. Also Bill Gates and Alan Dershowitz.
Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Conservatives hate pedophiles
Do they?
Death_Equity@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yeah, because they are hebephiles and the pedoes defile the kid before they can.
skisnow@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Looks like you got downvoted by 9 pedophiles
Electricd@lemmybefree.net 1 month ago
Or by people that make the difference between pedophiles and pedocriminals
AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 1 month ago
Pupscent@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
From what we’re seeing in three US, pedophiles hate pedophiles… at least publicity.
Smeagol666@mander.xyz 1 month ago
Like bitjunkie said:
It’s in that performative superiority-complex way, like Lindsey Graham hating gays
jerkface@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
*child molesters.
lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 1 month ago
Where’s the fucking list Donny?
So, we’re positive there’s a secret list now instead of a wild claim out of the right-wing conspiracy hole that Donny played up to undermine the establishment to bolster MAGA votes like the press has been saying months ago?
I understand it’s a convenient weapon to turn against Donny, and it’d be funny if his coalition imploded over an unsatisfiable demand he created, but they’re not here on lemmy, so why is this here?
Corn@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
EMS hate motorcycles and decorative throw rugs.
figjam@midwest.social 2 months ago
and anything vaugly shaped like a butt plug but is not a butt plug.
JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
Why do they hate the decorative throw rugs?
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Agree on the rugs but motorcycles are more of a “I hate people” thing. I’m an EMT that dailies a bike and tons of my coworkers ride too
thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 2 months ago
sysadmins hate end users because end users suck.
tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Death Star structural engineers hate the waste management guys
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Software devs hate users
58008@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Psychoanalysts hate those blotchy black & white images of my mother’s pussy giving birth to my father who is wielding a knife with my name written along the hilt. “Stop bringing these fucking drawings in here!” she yells. God forbid a man have hobbies.
Maultasche@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ents also hate Orcs
Argurotoxus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Glass manufacturers hate bubbles.
A lot.
Saleh@feddit.org 2 months ago
Structural engineers: fire, water, air and earth. They are like the Anti-Avatar
rhel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
ENTs hate Q-tips?!
That doesn’t make sense to me. But, then again, you are very small.
medgremlin@midwest.social 1 month ago
Emergency Medicine: Alcohol and/or fireworks Family Medicine: Wellness influencers Surgery: Pre-op NSAIDs (eg ibuprofen) Pediatrics: RFK Jr
alzymologist@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
dentists hate sugar drinks (I’m with them on this one) ophthalmologists hate screens urologists hate themselves
Baggie@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
IT people hate computers
Corelli_III@midwest.social 1 month ago
every time i pick a different direction in my career, Donald Trump personally brings about that industry’s ruin
CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Funeral Homes hate the Government.
They are incredibly rude to the families receiving financial assistance, it takes 3 months for them to pay us, and did you know that if you don’t have a will they cut your step-children out of the process entirely?
We had one gentleman in our care whose only living family was his step-daughter. Because there were no blood relatives and no will the Public Guardian took control of his disposition and the step-daughter had no say in anything that happened with him. Wasn’t allowed to keep a portion of the ashes, the Funeral Director had to fight just to allow the step-daughter a brief final visitation.
This is also true for children under 18. Your 17 year old child has no say in your disposition if you have no other living relatives.
Have a will people, if for no other reason than to allow your loved ones to decide how they will grieve rather than some indifferent bureaucrat.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 month ago
Nvidia hates Wayland. :(
lvxferre@mander.xyz 2 months ago
Cardiologists hate deep-fried food.
shatterling@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Trauma specialist Doctors hate e-scooters
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
As a psych nurse I hate food and housing instability and the death of thirdspaces
Duranie@leminal.space 2 months ago
Massage therapists hate spray tans.
umfk@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Data scientists hate time zones.
nectar45@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Programmers hate ai
Psychologists hate social media…and also ai
Marriage Counselors hate reddit…and also ai
anti_antidote@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Software engineers hate MBAs. It’s like they live in a fantasy world where everything works perfectly and can be done in 3 days and can read your mind.
Professorozone@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Engineers hate managers.
Remember next time you get a shitty product, don’t blame the engineer who designed it. Blame the manager who forced him to do it that way.
janonymous@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Game developers hate players. They keep breaking our beautiful games and optimizing the fun out of them!
McMonster@programming.dev 2 months ago
IT people hate computers.
MagicShel@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
IT people hate users. IT people hate other IT people. We’re just a surly lot.
thessnake03@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You just made an enemy for life!
AstaKask@lemmy.cafe 2 months ago
I’ve had the privilege of working with users with actual computer training. Old ladies who started working on terminals in the 70s and 80s. They were awesome, because they actually understood what they were doing. They could give me an accurate description of what they were doing when shit went wrong. They had real concerns and realistic requests for improvement. And they never blamed the computer when they encountered something they didn’t understand. They’re all dead or retired now.
Todays computer illiterate workforce is doomed to be incompetent because they don’t understand how their main tool works. Nobody bothered to train them.
DScratch@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH!
zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
true, but we also hate computers
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
IT people hate people then? Checks out to me actually
baines@lemmy.cafe 2 months ago
BTKAC error
CyberTaco@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Correction: IT people hate printers.
CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Correction: printers hate people.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 months ago
As a non-IT person, fuck HP in particular.
qqq@lemmy.world 2 months ago
PC load letter? What the fuck does that mean?
AnotherHelldiver@jlai.lu 1 month ago
Fuck printers
Nom one inventée a good printer still
Devadander@lemmy.world 2 months ago
No, computers
MissJinx@lemmy.world 2 months ago
FUCK PRINTERS
Dicska@lemmy.world 2 months ago
*ZIP*
BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 2 months ago
IT people hate other people using a computer
Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 months ago
I once had to watch a co-worker scroll to the bottom of a list using the little arrow buttons on the end of the scrollbar. Clicking, not holding.
That’s what my hell would be like. Doing IT support without being able to wrench the mouse out of their hands.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I hate my computer as well. That’s why I have to modify it to something completely different before I am able to use it without crying.
leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I’m an IT person and I like computers, as long as they’ve never been turned on and they stay that way.
RadicalCandour@startrek.website 1 month ago
This absolutely applies to me. I’m so sick of computers and software and security and subscriptions and vendors. I just want my own animal sanctuary with chickens and otters and baby goats god dammit!
abir_v@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Many IT people love computers. They hate computers that other people use.