Software devs hate users
Who is the enemy?
Submitted 9 hours ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 2 hours ago
moseschrute@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
And technology
python@lemmy.world 59 minutes ago
Software devs also hate UX/UI Designers.
And Product Owners.
And Scrum Masters.
And Software Architects.
And Security/Compliance Managers.
And QA Testers. And worst of all… Software devs.scratchee@feddit.uk 10 minutes ago
Damned software devs, they ruined software!
Huschke@lemmy.world 5 minutes ago
And themselves from a month ago…
… when they said to themselves "This little piece of code is fine, I don’t need to change it now. I’ll just refactor it later. "
thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
sysadmins hate end users because end users suck.
banazir@lemmy.ml 2 hours ago
This brought to mind a collection of asshole admin stories from the early internet. With a bit of googling, it was The Bastard Operator From Hell. God, I haven’t thought of those since the 90s. I can’t believe I could even recall something like that.
Anyway, fuck users.
JonsJava@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Bashnagdul@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Hear hear
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 2 hours ago
Enhance! Just keep enhancing!
dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 4 hours ago
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 hour ago
I need to sit down and actually watch Red Dwarf sometime. Like I did once watch the first few episodes when I was a teenager but I was way too young to fully appreciate it
McMonster@programming.dev 8 hours ago
IT people hate computers.
MagicShel@lemmy.zip 7 hours ago
IT people hate computers.
IT people hate users. IT people hate other IT people. We’re just a surly lot.
AstaKask@lemmy.cafe 4 hours ago
I’ve had the privilege of working with users with actual computer training. Old ladies who started working on terminals in the 70s and 80s. They were awesome, because they actually understood what they were doing. They could give me an accurate description of what they were doing when shit went wrong. They had real concerns and realistic requests for improvement. And they never blamed the computer when they encountered something they didn’t understand. They’re all dead or retired now.
Todays computer illiterate workforce is doomed to be incompetent because they don’t understand how their main tool works. Nobody bothered to train them.
DScratch@sh.itjust.works 7 hours ago
SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH!
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
IT people hate people then? Checks out to me actually
CyberTaco@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Correction: IT people hate printers.
Devadander@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
No, computers
leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 hours ago
I’m an IT person and I like computers, as long as they’ve never been turned on and they stay that way.
BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 4 hours ago
IT people hate other people using a computer
Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 hours ago
I once had to watch a co-worker scroll to the bottom of a list using the little arrow buttons on the end of the scrollbar. Clicking, not holding.
That’s what my hell would be like. Doing IT support without being able to wrench the mouse out of their hands.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
I hate my computer as well. That’s why I have to modify it to something completely different before I am able to use it without crying.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Proctologists hate things without a flared base.
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but not this way!”
anti_antidote@lemmy.zip 2 hours ago
Software engineers hate MBAs. It’s like they live in a fantasy world where everything works perfectly and can be done in 3 days and can read your mind.
58008@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Psychoanalysts hate those blotchy black & white images of my mother’s pussy giving birth to my father who is wielding a knife with my name written along the hilt. “Stop bringing these fucking drawings in here!” she yells. God forbid a man have hobbies.
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
😶
Valmond@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
CS people hate the printer
unwillingsomnambulist@midwest.social 7 hours ago
…and a lot of them hate the end-user, too. Why must we involve people in the whole computer thing? Isn’t an abacus and a box of crayons enough?
brown567@sh.itjust.works 7 hours ago
Bold of you to assume the end user can handle crayons
okr765@lemmy.okr765.com 6 hours ago
PC load letter? What the fuck does that mean??
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
500years of printing and this is the best we got… Smh
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 5 hours ago
No idea, but we treat them all the same. 230vAC to the USB port.
MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 4 hours ago
It means it’s time to take that copier to pasture.
BakerBagel@midwest.social 7 hours ago
I work in a print shop and i also hate the printer.
Fuck you Xante. I hate you so much
TomMasz@piefed.social 8 hours ago
HP printers in particular.
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 hours ago
Weirdly, i don’t hate HP printers (at least, the FutureSmart ones). Xerox can fuck right off with all those restarts just to change fucking settings though
kautau@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
CSIT but yeah. I work in a company with people with masters in CS from Ivy League schools and they don’t understand the first thing about how hardware or their OS works. Common misconceptionunwillingsomnambulist@midwest.social 3 hours ago
…which, in and of itself, is sad as hell because one of the course requirements (at least when I was working on my CS degree) was Operating System Concepts & Design.
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Well that is accurate…
RogueBanana@piefed.zip 2 hours ago
I know q-tips aren't safe or whatever but man it feels too good to stop.
ExtremeUnicorn@feddit.org 2 hours ago
What do you mean, not safe? I always thought “do not use in your ear canal” was just a joke they wrote on the packaging. Like, actually good one, what else are you gonna do with it?
TeddE@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Q-tips aren’t meant to go in the ear the same way adult novelty toys aren’t meant to go in the butt.
blindsight@beehaw.org 2 hours ago
They’re also used as cleaning tips for small/targeted applications, especially when you don’t want lint from a Kleenex or paper towel lingering. Makeup application/removal and electronics cleaning, for example.
I think (not a doctor) the ear thing is because if you go too deep you can cause some serious damage, and they can make wax buildup worse by compacting it. If you stay close to the ear opening, and do circular motions to swipe wax away, and clean your ears often enough that you don’t get dense wax build up, and don’t “double dip” to introduce potential pathogens, then I think they’re pretty safe to use? But that’s too many caveats for lots of people, so I think ENTs often deal with people damaging themselves with them.
shalafi@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
They’re perfectly safe. Just pinch it towards the end you’re using, can’t do too deep that way.
sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 hours ago
I bought metal earwax spoons. Sure, q-tips feel great and all, but pulling the clod of wax actually responsible for the itch is divine
massive_bereavement@fedia.io 9 hours ago
And anyone in a field related to studying living creatures in nature hate pesticides/herbicides.
Because pesticides harm everything that eats the thing that eats the thing that eats the thing that eats the pesticide.anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 hours ago
Same thing with lead shot accumulating in large birds birds.
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 2 hours ago
Wait, so the lead shots imbed in the animals that eat the lead shot large birds? And again for the animals that eat the animals that eat the lead shot large birds?
massive_bereavement@fedia.io 9 hours ago
Ornithologists hate cats.
shatterling@lemmy.zip 8 hours ago
Simple, common bird appreciators too
protist@mander.xyz 7 hours ago
Don’t forget reptile and insect appreciators, we also hate cats
rhel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 hours ago
ENTs hate Q-tips?!
That doesn’t make sense to me. But, then again, you are very small.
TheKracken@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 5 hours ago
People sticking Q-tips in their (E)ars and to a lesser extent, (N)oses and (T)hroats.
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 4 hours ago
You’re absolutely correct, but op is making a joke about Ents from LotR. A cheeky little pun, if you will.
Psaldorn@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
HROOOM
PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Eye doctors hate bungee cords. Be careful with those! ER doctors hate 4th of July.
Usernamealreadyinuse@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
ER Docters hate
- "well it started 6 months ago… And since then it is more or less present" -> why are you here?
- everything firework related -> you really thought it would be cool to make a firework bomb?
- old people that are dropped by family members on a Friday night and claim the maggots just appeared like 10 minutes ago -> really?
- people who, after a complete workup expect miracles -> really?
- (drug induced) aggression -> look I am trying to help you here dude
- recurrent psychiatric patients that are not treated properly or untreatable -> hey you again, same medication? Wow you were here 7 hours ago…
… I think the list might go on and on
ASK_ME_ABOUT_LOOM@beehaw.org 2 hours ago
Dentists hate 1, 16, 17, and 32.
vithigar@lemmy.ca 1 hour ago
I don’t even have those anymore and now their absence is causing problems.
tetris11@lemmy.ml 9 hours ago
Death Star structural engineers hate the waste management guys
Corn@lemmy.ml 8 hours ago
EMS hate motorcycles and decorative throw rugs.
figjam@midwest.social 8 hours ago
and anything vaugly shaped like a butt plug but is not a butt plug.
Apocalypteroid@lemmy.org 7 hours ago
Not with that attitude
NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 8 hours ago
Also, actual butt plugs. Yes, they can and they will slip inside to the point you can’t get them out.
jballs@sh.itjust.works 2 hours ago
Reminded me of this post: lemmy.world/post/34770628
JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 8 hours ago
Why do they hate the decorative throw rugs?
icelimit@lemmy.ml 7 hours ago
Get receive rugs instead, got it
fox@hexbear.net 6 hours ago
Extremely common trip and fall hazard, frequently in the homes of old people with bad balance and fragile bones
Argurotoxus@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Glass manufacturers hate bubbles.
A lot.
Saleh@feddit.org 7 hours ago
Structural engineers: fire, water, air and earth. They are like the Anti-Avatar
Maultasche@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Ents also hate Orcs
djmikeale@feddit.dk 5 hours ago
Data (dwh) people hate Excel
Duranie@leminal.space 7 hours ago
Massage therapists hate spray tans.
mmcintyre@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Truck drivers hate “four wheelers” because they don’t know how to drive.
When they’re not in their semi they generally drive a four wheeled vehicle their very own self, presumably being hated on by other truck drivers.
SoyViking@hexbear.net 5 hours ago
Academics hate eachother
shatterling@lemmy.zip 8 hours ago
Trauma specialist Doctors hate e-scooters
lvxferre@mander.xyz 9 hours ago
Cardiologists hate deep-fried food.
alzymologist@sopuli.xyz 9 hours ago
dentists hate sugar drinks (I’m with them on this one) ophthalmologists hate screens urologists hate themselves
twice_twotimes@sh.itjust.works 7 hours ago
Linguists hate grammarly
janonymous@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Game developers hate players. They keep breaking our beautiful games and optimizing the fun out of them!
makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Software Engineers hate stand-up
Smeagol666@mander.xyz 1 hour ago
Firemen hate pedophiles Teachers hate pedophiles Doctors hate pedophiles Lawyers hate pedophiles Liberals hate pedophiles Conservatives hate pedophiles Independents hate pedophiles Where’s the fucking list Donny? Give us the list you fat orange fuck. We know you’re on it, and so do you. How did you think this was going to pan-out, dumbass?
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Unless it’s their own, then “he’s saving a young girl from extreme poverty”/“she’s teaching a lucky boy a special lesson”/“was a human after all, no one is perfect”.