meep_launcher
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- Comment on Is there a Paula Deen of the Midwest? 2 weeks ago:
I grew up in a household that kept with a healthy Mediterranean diet, no sugar, drinking whatever milk my mom decided was healthiest at the time, salads and kale chips, where cutting the bottom of a broccoli stock would be considered a cookie-
And then I moved to the Midwest. My god the orgasmic feeling of digging into chicken wings for the first time or a corn pudding. I had no clue that everyone here puts marshmallows on sweet potatoes or in a sandwich with peanut butter, like what?
And pizza- PIZZA. Look, I’ve had plenty of pizza before, vegan, peach slices on arugula with a light sauce. But Chicago deep dish? Pizza or not it’s a monument to man’s gluttony. Double dough? My god that thicc slice is choice.
The chef’s here are essentially participating in assisted suicide, and it’s the best thing ever. When I go out now, I’m going to Dr. Kavorkian’s 24 hour diner, extra gravy please.
- Comment on Self-Care 4 weeks ago:
When I had a housewarming party, I put a bunch of googly eyes in a bowl and instructed everyone to become googly eye terrorists in my new house.
It was really fun, and a great surprise to find all my eggs googly-eyed with pieces of paper with pleas for help written on them.
Still finding them to this day.
- Comment on Do you feel the spirit??? 2 months ago:
The fermata means you need to give head for a longer time than normal.
- Comment on Beware, another "wonderful" conservative instance to "free us" has appeared 4 months ago:
I mean unless you spend thousands of dollars on targeted ads in 2016 but that’s totally different.
Also accepting imperfect allies is huge.
- Comment on "Pro-life" and "pro-choice" aren't actually opposite positions 4 months ago:
I feel like this is where the debate gets lost in the fog-
Access to abortion isn’t about killing babies. It isn’t about population control. It isn’t about avoiding a christian based moral accountability for having unprotected sex.
It’s about consent and an individuals ownership over their body.
The opposite of a government controlling what a anyone can and cannot do with their body is letting the people have full control to what happens to their body.
In this case both the no abortions and forced abortions camps are on the same side. They are on control.
- Comment on Beware, another "wonderful" conservative instance to "free us" has appeared 4 months ago:
The enemy of my enemy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- Comment on Beware, another "wonderful" conservative instance to "free us" has appeared 4 months ago:
Hot take (?):
It’s fantastic that there is a branch of MAGA who hates the corporate Internet as much as we do.
- Comment on How many hands long do they get? 4 months ago:
Brits should never lecture someone on having a sane measurement system when even Americans are more consistent.
Like say what you want but a pound is a pound whether it’s at the grocery store or on my bathroom scale.
- Comment on Who is the enemy? 5 months ago:
Guitarists hate the G string
- Comment on Happy No-more-USA Day 7 months ago:
I mean this is actually what the second amendment was for, it would be nice if the NRA said something.
If you go left enough you get your guns back.
- Comment on Been a good couple of years 7 months ago:
Hey, at least it brought us here. And now that Lemm.ee is going away I’m doing this whole thing again.
- Comment on We don't have 8 months ago:
Also consider social factors- chances are more baby’s are made during celebrations, and wintertime has a BUNCH of those. I’ve hooked up with so many people after the NYE midnight kiss, lord knows how many kids I have running around this city.