Be Fast. Be Spontaneous. Don't Suck. Get Paid.

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• Okokimup@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  My dog posted this.

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• PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This is a red, yellow, and green checkered flag.

  • wants to chase down people
  • is whimsical
  • can’t make up his mind
  • is controlling
  • cares about fitness
  • not a gym bro

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  • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I want you to do exactly what I want, but I don’t want you to do it because I want, I want you to want to do it. What an easy going person

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  • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah this person sounds annoying and like they might be a serial killer later and i want to hang out with them. Possibly even enough to run.

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• JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Bro needs to get into competitive tag

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  • gray@lemmy.ml ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I need to get into this. How did I not know this existed?

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Come closer, I’ll tell you how to get started with it.

      “Tag you’re it”

      Runs

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• ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Honestly sounds fun but I’d want to vibe check with a coffee first lol

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• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  for a second I thought I was on 196

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• Brett@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Would do it for free but i havent had a facebook account for over a decade now.

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  • TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Its craigslist.

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    • crank0271@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Right, but one of the requirements is a Facebook post at the end.

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• humanspiral@lemmy.ca ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  the many outs on getting paid is a deal breaker.

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• RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Go play open-field paintball. Sounds like he’s into the hunt, so up the ante and be hunted too. Do the stalking while being stalked.

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  • baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de [bot] ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    that’s not a power fantasy anymore

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    • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You might be right.

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• _druid@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I was talking to a guy who wanted to stalk me through a mall until he caught me. He seemed confused when I wasn’t interested.

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  • programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Now consider this, you both have different shops in the mall you have to take a photo in, you start from different ends of the mall, the one who finds the other or takes the photos first wins. It could be like stalking but more of a game.

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    • _druid@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That could be a cute game! But he wanted me to try and escape the mall. The price of failure was him ushering me to a dressing room to do things only he was interested in doing.

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  • kautau@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Because of the implication

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• TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I would sign up for this in a heartbeat. Much lower stakes than doing a crime right in front of a cop, and probably almost as much fun

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  • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You’ve clearly never done crime in front of a cop. It’s very fun.

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    • TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Never intentionally 😅 but I have had the pleasure of running from them a few times!

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• ChillPill@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  No weirdos though

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  • RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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• iii@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Pays 5 EUR

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  • ook@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You’d be so lucky

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Dude wants to be that one pirate from the Pirates of the Caribbean ride in Disney Land they used to have that just went in circles chasing a girl, and is then seen later running in a circle away from a fat woman with a rolling pin.

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    you know…

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This person just needs better parents

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  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They weren’t fast enough

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    • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      well, they didn’t get paid, so it’s their loss

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• aesthelete@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Read this in Nathan Fielder’s voice.

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• apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Serial killer type shit.

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  • tiramichu@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah sure if my dog is a serial killer

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This person is unwell. Not because of the desire to chase someone (I have thoughts on that, but…) the high five and shit. Getting sweaty but they won’t pay if they can’t catch you but you also can’t go easy on them if they’re a slow fuck who can’t catch you otherwise or you won’t get paid. If I knew someone who posted this, I would disassociate from them.

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  • Surp@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wow talk about a woosh of humor flying over your head lol

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    • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Perhaps. I like dry, absurdist humor. This doesn’t read like that to me at all.

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• Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Relentless chasing, like those robot dogs from Black Mirror.

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