the many outs on getting paid is a deal breaker.
Be Fast. Be Spontaneous. Don't Suck. Get Paid.
Submitted 7 months ago by TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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humanspiral@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
aesthelete@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Read this in Nathan Fielder’s voice.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 7 months ago
This person is unwell. Not because of the desire to chase someone (I have thoughts on that, but…) the high five and shit. Getting sweaty but they won’t pay if they can’t catch you but you also can’t go easy on them if they’re a slow fuck who can’t catch you otherwise or you won’t get paid. If I knew someone who posted this, I would disassociate from them.
Surp@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Wow talk about a woosh of humor flying over your head lol
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 7 months ago
Perhaps. I like dry, absurdist humor. This doesn’t read like that to me at all.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 months ago
Dude wants to be that one pirate from the Pirates of the Caribbean ride in Disney Land they used to have that just went in circles chasing a girl, and is then seen later running in a circle away from a fat woman with a rolling pin.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 7 months ago
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Go play open-field paintball. Sounds like he’s into the hunt, so up the ante and be hunted too. Do the stalking while being stalked.
baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de [bot] 7 months ago
that’s not a power fantasy anymore
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 7 months ago
You might be right.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 7 months ago
Bro needs to get into competitive tag
gray@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
I need to get into this. How did I not know this existed?
Agent641@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Come closer, I’ll tell you how to get started with it.
“Tag you’re it”
Runs
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 7 months ago
Relentless chasing, like those robot dogs from Black Mirror.
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
Honestly sounds fun but I’d want to vibe check with a coffee first lol
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
This is a red, yellow, and green checkered flag.
- wants to chase down people
- is whimsical
- can’t make up his mind
- is controlling
- cares about fitness
- not a gym bro
MissJinx@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I want you to do exactly what I want, but I don’t want you to do it because I want, I want you to want to do it. What an easy going person
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
Yeah this person sounds annoying and like they might be a serial killer later and i want to hang out with them. Possibly even enough to run.
ChillPill@lemmy.world 7 months ago
No weirdos though
RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Brett@feddit.org 7 months ago
Would do it for free but i havent had a facebook account for over a decade now.
TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Its craigslist.
crank0271@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Right, but one of the requirements is a Facebook post at the end.
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
I would sign up for this in a heartbeat. Much lower stakes than doing a crime right in front of a cop, and probably almost as much fun
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
You’ve clearly never done crime in front of a cop. It’s very fun.
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
Never intentionally 😅 but I have had the pleasure of running from them a few times!
Okokimup@lemmy.world 7 months ago
My dog posted this.
apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Serial killer type shit.
tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Yeah sure if my dog is a serial killer
_druid@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
I was talking to a guy who wanted to stalk me through a mall until he caught me. He seemed confused when I wasn’t interested.
kautau@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Because of the implication
programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
Now consider this, you both have different shops in the mall you have to take a photo in, you start from different ends of the mall, the one who finds the other or takes the photos first wins. It could be like stalking but more of a game.
_druid@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
That could be a cute game! But he wanted me to try and escape the mall. The price of failure was him ushering me to a dressing room to do things only he was interested in doing.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 months ago
This person just needs better parents
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
They weren’t fast enough
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 7 months ago
well, they didn’t get paid, so it’s their loss
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 7 months ago
for a second I thought I was on 196