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- Comment on snail lyfe 1 day ago:
My friend said they were being drilled by some guy for over an hour who needed to know, male or female. My friend is genderfluid, and they had a great time making that guy look like an idiot. He even threatened to inform the authorities. I hope they do, because anyone who reads that conversation will realize how stupid that guy looked.
- Comment on Microsoft builds on Recall with Gaming Copilot — fails basic privacy tests 2 days ago:
I hope microsoft is ready to train copilot on hours and hours of cloud meadow.
- Comment on Meet Mico, Microsoft’s AI version of Clippy 2 days ago:
This lil piss guy gave me an idea.
We’re gunna put AI and connectivity in Elf On A Shelf. The kids will be able to give their Christmas lists and confess their sins to the AI controlled Elf, which will have it’s own Amazon wishlist.
The Elf will weigh the sins of the child, and deeming them worthy, will automatically order the appropriate gifts off the list, which will be delivered via drone down the chimney Christmas Eve, once the Elf determines the child has gone to sleep.
- Comment on As Microsoft Forces Users to Ditch Windows 10, It Announces That It’s Also Turning Windows 11 into an AI-Controlled Monstrosity 5 days ago:
Pop_OS! and Bazzite were the first two I tried when I made the switch. They were advertised as working right out of the box, which they did not for me.
When I was trying Nobara, I learned I had to run something in the command line to get gamemode to work properly with Steam. Ever since then, Nobara has worked for my gaming needs.
A few tweaks are needed here and there, but it’s literally copy and paste from protondb.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
No, but really, Fuck AI.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
The number of trans shooters versus non-trans shooters probably has trans shooters falling comfortably into a margin of error. I can’t do the math, though, I’m no numbersmith.
- Comment on How OnlyFans Piracy Is Ruining the Internet for Everyone | Innocent sites are being delisted from Google because of copyright takedown requests against rampant OnlyFans piracy. 1 month ago:
Villify women making money for themselves, and demonize people getting shit for free, and make it sound like these are problems for the common person!
- Comment on Please some more Sir? 2 months ago:
There’s a difference between fucking the druid, and fucking Halsin. My character is not Halsin haha
- Comment on Be Fast. Be Spontaneous. Don't Suck. Get Paid. 2 months ago:
No, that wasn’t the issue. He was decently put together, a little older than I like, but I enjoyed conversing with him. Until he brought up stalking me, and I told him that would give me horrible anxiety, and he kept trying to talk me into it.
- Comment on Be Fast. Be Spontaneous. Don't Suck. Get Paid. 2 months ago:
I agree, and I let him know that haha
- Comment on Please some more Sir? 2 months ago:
Unlikely, no one ever wants to fuck the druid.
- Comment on Be Fast. Be Spontaneous. Don't Suck. Get Paid. 2 months ago:
That could be a cute game! But he wanted me to try and escape the mall. The price of failure was him ushering me to a dressing room to do things only he was interested in doing.
- Comment on Be Fast. Be Spontaneous. Don't Suck. Get Paid. 2 months ago:
I was talking to a guy who wanted to stalk me through a mall until he caught me. He seemed confused when I wasn’t interested.
- Comment on Please some more Sir? 2 months ago:
Currently playing a minotaur in dnd, I wonder if this meme will be relevant?
- Comment on NANDalf! 2 months ago:
The universal gate? Primitive? As essential as carbon, I’d say.
- Comment on Starlink tries to block Virginia’s plan to bring fiber Internet to residents 2 months ago:
Gotcha, I appreciate the clarification.
- Comment on Starlink tries to block Virginia’s plan to bring fiber Internet to residents 2 months ago:
Doesn’t t-mobile use starlink now?
- Comment on Starlink tries to block Virginia’s plan to bring fiber Internet to residents 2 months ago:
I will string together old coathangers and twisted, unheated solder before I use starlink.
- Comment on They even got their own island 2 months ago:
When I was a kid, in 7th grade science, I overheard a boy asking a girl out. She rejected him, he wasn’t her type. He asked what her type was, she mentioned a guy she was seeing, and casually mentioned he was 22. At the time, I was thinking this poor kid was woefully outmatched and would never have a chance. A few years later, it dawned on me just how fucked up that whole situation was.
- Comment on I wonder 3 months ago:
This person is a memesmith, not a yo-yo.
- Comment on Operation Narnia: Iran’s nuclear scientists reportedly killed simultaneously using special weapon 4 months ago:
When Gandalf learns that Saruman is using one of the Lost Seeing Stones, his first instinct is mistrust and suspicion.
- Comment on Why is DOGE still around if Donny and Elon aren't getting along? 4 months ago:
The elon and trump feud is a smokescreen for the media, to cover up other things. The fallout between the two is a laser, and we’re all cats.
- Comment on 7th century: "I, master of the runes(?) conceal here runes of power. Incessantly (plagued by) maleficence,(doomed to) insidious death (is) he who breaks this (monument)." 4 months ago:
Reminds me of Valheim.
- Comment on Fax machine 5 months ago:
I don’t make her cum, I allow her to, once she’s earned it. And she better thank me for it.
Then hugs and kisses all around, and usually a snack and some coffee after (she loves when I pour her a cup of coffee).
- Comment on Very gently, I’m sure 5 months ago:
Perhaps a door mouse could be trained to strike a match before retreating safely to a secondary chamber?
- Comment on Very gently, I’m sure 5 months ago:
I’m sure an internal striker could be engineered with some metal bits, maybe a 3D printer, and parts of a zippo lighter. Just shooting from the hip, but I bet there is someone with the knowledge and the time, if you brought the idea up to the correct forums.
- Comment on Shocked to hear ‘prompt engineer’ is not a real job 5 months ago:
I have people skills!
- Comment on Reddit will tighten verification to keep out human-like AI bots 5 months ago:
This has nothing to do with bots. Verification comes with more info provided on your part, which they will sell.
- Comment on Sea snail teeth top Kevlar, titanium as world’s strongest material 5 months ago:
Sounds like a good opportunity for anyone who has ever wanted to be a snail farmer.
- Comment on YKK’s Self-Propelled Zipper: Less Crazy Than It Seems 5 months ago:
I’m going to have to download an app to use my zippers, aren’t I?