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@_druid@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Very gently, I’m sure⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Perhaps a door mouse could be trained to strike a match before retreating safely to a secondary chamber?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Very gently, I’m sure⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sure an internal striker could be engineered with some metal bits, maybe a 3D printer, and parts of a zippo lighter. Just shooting from the hip, but I bet there is someone with the knowledge and the time, if you brought the idea up to the correct forums.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shocked to hear ‘prompt engineer’ is not a real job⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I have people skills!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reddit will tighten verification to keep out human-like AI bots⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This has nothing to do with bots. Verification comes with more info provided on your part, which they will sell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sea snail teeth top Kevlar, titanium as world’s strongest material⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like a good opportunity for anyone who has ever wanted to be a snail farmer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YKK’s Self-Propelled Zipper: Less Crazy Than It Seems⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m going to have to download an app to use my zippers, aren’t I?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨China's latest flying car prototype showcases a breakthrough in urban air mobility, offering a glimpse into how low-altitude flight could soon integrate with everyday transport.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve always been afraid of being killed by a drunk driver, or dying while at work. Now both of those things can happen at the same time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Straight people, do you know what the Grindr notification sound is?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No volume, vibrate, led, or push notifications. If you want my attention badly enough, call. And I will screen the call and text you back at my convenience. I will not be on a leash. Now excuse me while I doomscroll for 2 to 17 hours.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Panic! on the trade floor⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  True, but most of the oppressors are boomers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Panic! on the trade floor⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Weak men created hard times. Thanks, boomers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I did not like Pokémon Emerald.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gen 4 was a lot of fun, probably my favorite lineup in any of the first few generations. Torterra is awesome.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The NGage Has A New Boxed Game For The First Time In 20 Years⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Isn’t this the device that required you to take out the battery in order to change the game?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tinder unveils “The Game Game”, a free in-app voice-based game that invites users to flirt with AI chatbots powered by OpenAI's GPT-4o and GPT-4o mini models.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the worst day to be on the internet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reddit’s 50% Plunge Fails to Entice Dip Buyers as Growth Slows.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t doubt it, so I’m drinking my fill while I can.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reddit’s 50% Plunge Fails to Entice Dip Buyers as Growth Slows.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  A slideshow would be great when my hands are full of toys

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Here, have some unpleasant knowledge about Mario.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably the same ridiculously optimistic Toad from the Mario movie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reddit’s 50% Plunge Fails to Entice Dip Buyers as Growth Slows.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  All I use reddit for is porn now, so the ads are really easy to spot. Like if I see someone trying to show me tupperware when I was just looking at goth girls and femboys, I know to keep scrolling.