Coincidentally that’s how your butthole will look after finishing the pizza.
I NEED to eat this!
Submitted 1 month ago by bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml to [deleted]
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Eczpurt@lemmy.world 1 month ago
SailorMoss@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
I’m ready
etchinghillside@reddthat.com 1 month ago
So many open sores…
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
hey now open sores software underpins the internet
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s inverted. The center should be the bell peppers because it is the first bite.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You need to think about area. That’s a lot of ghost pepper.
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 1 month ago
I fold frozen pizzas over and eat them sandwich style
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
How do you fold a frozen pizza, it’s rock hard when frozen. Also, I would suggest to warm it up before eating, tasted a tiny bit better. But I recommend eating something completely different instead of cardboard. Like a curry or something.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Unless they cut it the non pie way… Then someone is getting a full piece of fire. I guess it might make crust pieces more popular lol.
asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Obligatory fuck Nestlé
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
This makes no sense. You’re supposed to eat the pizza from the outside for the increasing hotness effect? The one who created this clearly never ate pizza themselves.
Pulptastic@midwest.social 1 month ago
Frozengyro@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Looks good, how was the heartburn?
Pulptastic@midwest.social 1 month ago
Heartburn has only been a problem for me when I am eating too many carbs. This was one of my low carb phases so no problem there.
It definitely burned going down, but the real fun came the next morning on the way out.
ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
It’s not Dante’s inferno, it’s DiGiorno
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
Send your asshole to the 9th level of hell…
ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
The 9th circle of Hell may be cold, but we promise your asshole won’t be!
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
glances at bad dragon collection
Only ninth?
someoneelse@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
[deleted]StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I recently took a tiny nibble of a ghost pepper. It was pretty tasty, a bit sweet with a fruity, fleshy flavor somewhat similar to habaneros. Then I was overwhelmed by an intense, deeply primal feeling of anxiety and fear, followed by every mucous membrane in my face starting to scream as their flood gates opened.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This description makes habaneros appealing.
Nikls94@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Habanero is what I call snack-Material and scorpion is where it’s a once-every-three-months territory.
I’ve finished quite some Carolina reaper challenges, but I still get immense heat and pain.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
No, it should all be shiftex out one layer, and the innermost layer should be menthol crystals.
Have people never even read the fucking classics? Fuck. Just insukting itallian culture like that.
n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Pineapple in between each pepper
Maeve@kbin.earth 1 month ago
I was thinking wintergreen but okay.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
That’s a reasonable debate to have.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
Wouldn’t it make more sense to have the one, single scorpion in the center of the all the hot peppers, purely for the presentation?
ComradeMiao@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Once went to a Thai restaurant which use ghost peppers as their main spice. I can eat serious spice but that’s not even traditional. Almost killed me
queermunist@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Ghosts are the first and only pepper to make me puke.
Doesn’t stop me from eating then, just smarter about making sure my stomach has lots of stuff to dilute the heat.
Sunflier@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Uhm. Sure. You go right ahead. Film yourself doing it though?
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 1 month ago
Would eat.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
it’s not digiorno, it’s disgusting
sundray@lemmus.org 1 month ago
I’m trying to imagine what Dante’s Paradisio Pizza would be like. Super sweet, maybe?
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Pineaple banana mascarpone pizza.
sundray@lemmus.org 1 month ago
🤔 👍
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I do have to say peppers on pizza is a great choice. Can’t say I’d want to go beyond jalapenos, habaneros, banana peppers, red/green/orange/yellow peppers though.
That said, is trying this pizza, but I’d have to start crust first
Lucky_777@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Needs spicy meats as well.
papalonian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If you’re eating this like a normal pizza, it would get more tame as you went. Seems counterintuitive
Mobiuthuselah@mander.xyz 1 month ago
Dante’s Divine Comedy is read similarly. Inferno, Pergatorio, Paradiso
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 month ago
nah, you wash the spice down with the rest of the slice
dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
What do you mean?
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n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
It gets progressively hotter to the center, most people eat from the center to the crust making the progressive heat experience redundant