Coincidentally that’s how your butthole will look after finishing the pizza.
I NEED to eat this!
Submitted 2 months ago by bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml to [deleted]
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Eczpurt@lemmy.world 2 months ago
SailorMoss@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
I’m ready
etchinghillside@reddthat.com 2 months ago
So many open sores…
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
hey now open sores software underpins the internet
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s inverted. The center should be the bell peppers because it is the first bite.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You need to think about area. That’s a lot of ghost pepper.
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 2 months ago
I fold frozen pizzas over and eat them sandwich style
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
How do you fold a frozen pizza, it’s rock hard when frozen. Also, I would suggest to warm it up before eating, tasted a tiny bit better. But I recommend eating something completely different instead of cardboard. Like a curry or something.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Unless they cut it the non pie way… Then someone is getting a full piece of fire. I guess it might make crust pieces more popular lol.
asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Obligatory fuck Nestlé
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
This makes no sense. You’re supposed to eat the pizza from the outside for the increasing hotness effect? The one who created this clearly never ate pizza themselves.
Pulptastic@midwest.social 2 months ago
Frozengyro@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Looks good, how was the heartburn?
Pulptastic@midwest.social 2 months ago
Heartburn has only been a problem for me when I am eating too many carbs. This was one of my low carb phases so no problem there.
It definitely burned going down, but the real fun came the next morning on the way out.
ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
It’s not Dante’s inferno, it’s DiGiorno
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
Send your asshole to the 9th level of hell…
ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
The 9th circle of Hell may be cold, but we promise your asshole won’t be!
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
glances at bad dragon collection
Only ninth?
someoneelse@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
[deleted]StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I recently took a tiny nibble of a ghost pepper. It was pretty tasty, a bit sweet with a fruity, fleshy flavor somewhat similar to habaneros. Then I was overwhelmed by an intense, deeply primal feeling of anxiety and fear, followed by every mucous membrane in my face starting to scream as their flood gates opened.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This description makes habaneros appealing.
Nikls94@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Habanero is what I call snack-Material and scorpion is where it’s a once-every-three-months territory.
I’ve finished quite some Carolina reaper challenges, but I still get immense heat and pain.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
No, it should all be shiftex out one layer, and the innermost layer should be menthol crystals.
Have people never even read the fucking classics? Fuck. Just insukting itallian culture like that.
n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Pineapple in between each pepper
Maeve@kbin.earth 2 months ago
I was thinking wintergreen but okay.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
That’s a reasonable debate to have.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
Wouldn’t it make more sense to have the one, single scorpion in the center of the all the hot peppers, purely for the presentation?
ComradeMiao@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Once went to a Thai restaurant which use ghost peppers as their main spice. I can eat serious spice but that’s not even traditional. Almost killed me
queermunist@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Ghosts are the first and only pepper to make me puke.
Doesn’t stop me from eating then, just smarter about making sure my stomach has lots of stuff to dilute the heat.
Sunflier@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Uhm. Sure. You go right ahead. Film yourself doing it though?
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 2 months ago
Would eat.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
it’s not digiorno, it’s disgusting
sundray@lemmus.org 2 months ago
I’m trying to imagine what Dante’s Paradisio Pizza would be like. Super sweet, maybe?
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Pineaple banana mascarpone pizza.
sundray@lemmus.org 2 months ago
🤔 👍
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I do have to say peppers on pizza is a great choice. Can’t say I’d want to go beyond jalapenos, habaneros, banana peppers, red/green/orange/yellow peppers though.
That said, is trying this pizza, but I’d have to start crust first
Lucky_777@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Needs spicy meats as well.
papalonian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If you’re eating this like a normal pizza, it would get more tame as you went. Seems counterintuitive
Mobiuthuselah@mander.xyz 2 months ago
Dante’s Divine Comedy is read similarly. Inferno, Pergatorio, Paradiso
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 months ago
nah, you wash the spice down with the rest of the slice
dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
What do you mean?
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n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
It gets progressively hotter to the center, most people eat from the center to the crust making the progressive heat experience redundant