I have a beautiful head of hair, you sexist bastard.
The good old days
Submitted 8 hours ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 2 hours ago
FancyPantsFIRE@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Lies. Millennials don’t have mortgages because they can’t afford homes.
Dasus@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Username only checks out under a very sarcastic lens
BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Can confirm, username is satirical.
ArgentRaven@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
I managed to save up with my wife by living with my parents. We bought a house in foreclosure from the 2008 crash. Otherwise we never would’ve been able to do it.
Whirling_Ashandarei@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Millennial home owner, but my house is tiny and shitty. Oh and I prob would’ve paid a lot more without a familial connection (no, not my parents and I still paid over 300k yay).
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Are millennials familiar with VHS?
Hasherm0n@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Yes. At least older ones. My family got our first DVD player when I was in highschool.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
I’m not bald!
Harvey656@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Jokes on you, I’m 32, full head of hair, and don’t have a mortgage because I’m poor.
:( the American lie ruined me.
SereneSadie@lemmy.myserv.one 4 hours ago
I do, and none of those apply. So far.
PhoreTwunny@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
tux7350@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
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everett@lemmy.ml 8 hours ago
Pretty bold assumption that nobody else can read.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 5 hours ago
wtf i’m 22
Dasus@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
If you think that you’re probably an out of touch zoomer imagining the world in the 80’s was in 4:3.
Although to be fair I haven’t zero recollection of the 80’s. You may guess reasons if you wish.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 hours ago
One out of three. I kept my hair and I rent in this lunatic market.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 hours ago
As a balding male homeowner who just turned 40…fuck.
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Ha, I’m still in my thirties, still have hair and my mortgage has been paid off
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Lies! No one can afford anything ever!
Zomg@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
VCR cleaner is also used for some butt stuff, the more you know.
brap@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
I FEEL PERSONALLY ATTACKED.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
How’s your back pain?
brap@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Not great haha
Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 hours ago
These things were terrible at cleaning my head.
ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Oi! I’m 29 and definitely don’t have a mortgage.
ekky@sopuli.xyz 7 hours ago
Me to my hairline: Stop right there, criminal scum!
myster0n@feddit.nl 6 hours ago
I was so happy my hairline didn’t recede. Until I found that bald patch on the back of my head!
dumbass@quokk.au 2 hours ago
Ahhh my first attempt at getting high, it's good to see you old friend.
Mighty_Appititey@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
I wish
Lemmchen@feddit.org 6 hours ago
Isn’t this more of an being 50 thing?
djehuti@programming.dev 8 hours ago
Haha, got ya! I know what it is, and I’m in my fifties!
terminhell@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Probably?
CatZoomies@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
I’m been browsing Craigslist trying to find a 27” Sony Trinitron.
Maybe I need a VHS player to go along with it.
DmMacniel@feddit.org 7 hours ago
I’m neither Bald, nor do I have a mortgage or in my 40s. But I do know how to clean my VHS deck, thank you very much.
Zachariah@lemmy.world 43 minutes ago
A product whose sole purpose was to extract money from consumers. Didn’t clean worth a damn, but also rarely fucked up your VCR.