Balding thank you bery much!
The good old days
Submitted 8 months ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Frostbeard@lemmy.world 8 months ago
joel_feila@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Like we can afford a home
oppy1984@lemdro.id 8 months ago
Balding thank you very much. Also I don’t have a mortgage.
Reygle@lemmy.world 8 months ago
A Mortgage?
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 8 months ago
What’s a mortgage??
mechoman444@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I… Don’t have a mortgage…
normalexit@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Accurate.
Rumbelows@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I feel personally attacked.
centipede_powder@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Well i see some amyl nitrate…the other boxy thing is unfamiliar to me
TeddE@lemmy.world 8 months ago
The other boxy thing is a black ribbon dispenser to hog tie the guy’s hands.
daggermoon@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I’m mid twenties, I know what it is. What do I win?
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 8 months ago
A kiss from me. Another person in their mid 20s
daggermoon@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I accept
TeddE@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Hot dang! From the Wizard Pope themselves! #jealous
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I’m 38, still have hair and no mortgage (I’m renting, no money for a house). I do have 3 cats, am divorced and can’t work anymore after getting PTSD in the navy. I survived several financial recessions / crisis, several middle Eastern wars, covid, I saw 9/11 and several other terrorist attacks in Europe happen, I’m seeing how a Jewish nation has turned into full scale nazis, and am now watching how World War 3 is being initiated by the generation who were taught by their parents they would have to do everything in their power to prevent anything like World War 2 happen ever again.
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
aesthelete@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Hah, joke is on you. I’m balding and I’ve paid off my mortgage.
Zachariah@lemmy.world 8 months ago
A product whose sole purpose was to extract money from consumers. Didn’t clean worth a damn, but also rarely fucked up your VCR.
Harvey656@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Jokes on you, I’m 32, full head of hair, and don’t have a mortgage because I’m poor.
:( the American lie ruined me.
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 8 months ago
I have a beautiful head of hair, you sexist bastard.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
As a balding male homeowner who just turned 40…fuck.
dumbass@quokk.au 8 months ago
Ahhh my first attempt at getting high, it's good to see you old friend.
Dasus@lemmy.world 8 months ago
If you think that you’re probably an out of touch zoomer imagining the world in the 80’s was in 4:3.
Although to be fair I haven’t zero recollection of the 80’s. You may guess reasons if you wish.
Zomg@lemmy.world 8 months ago
VCR cleaner is also used for some butt stuff, the more you know.
Mickey7@lemmy.world 8 months ago
You mean that little bottle of cleaning solution. Like some would shove it up their ass?
Zomg@lemmy.world 8 months ago
No, but it’s common for Poppers to be labeled as “VCR Cleaner”. Poppers if you didn’t know can cause your sphincter muscle to relax, making insertion easier.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 8 months ago
If the cleaning liquid wasn’t pure isopropyl alcohol, like all the cleaners I got my hand on. Those actually cleaned stuff too, if you couldn’t disassemble your player.
SereneSadie@lemmy.myserv.one 8 months ago
I do, and none of those apply. So far.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 8 months ago
One out of three. I kept my hair and I rent in this lunatic market.
Mighty_Appititey@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I wish
FancyPantsFIRE@lemmy.world 8 months ago
tootoughtoremember@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I feel seen.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 8 months ago
terminhell@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Probably?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 months ago
These things were terrible at cleaning my head.
CatZoomies@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I’m been browsing Craigslist trying to find a 27” Sony Trinitron.
Maybe I need a VHS player to go along with it.
DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
wtf i’m 22
BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Lies. Millennials don’t have mortgages because they can’t afford homes.
Dasus@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Username only checks out under a very sarcastic lens
BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Can confirm, username is satirical.
Whirling_Ashandarei@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Millennial home owner, but my house is tiny and shitty. Oh and I prob would’ve paid a lot more without a familial connection (no, not my parents and I still paid over 300k yay).
ArgentRaven@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I managed to save up with my wife by living with my parents. We bought a house in foreclosure from the 2008 crash. Otherwise we never would’ve been able to do it.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Are millennials familiar with VHS?
Hasherm0n@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Yes. At least older ones. My family got our first DVD player when I was in highschool.
ook@discuss.tchncs.de 8 months ago
It… says it right on the sticker.