Balding thank you bery much!
The good old days
Submitted 10 months ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Frostbeard@lemmy.world 10 months ago
joel_feila@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Like we can afford a home
oppy1984@lemdro.id 10 months ago
Balding thank you very much. Also I don’t have a mortgage.
Reygle@lemmy.world 10 months ago
A Mortgage?
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 10 months ago
What’s a mortgage??
mechoman444@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I… Don’t have a mortgage…
normalexit@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Accurate.
Rumbelows@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I feel personally attacked.
centipede_powder@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Well i see some amyl nitrate…the other boxy thing is unfamiliar to me
TeddE@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The other boxy thing is a black ribbon dispenser to hog tie the guy’s hands.
daggermoon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’m mid twenties, I know what it is. What do I win?
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 10 months ago
A kiss from me. Another person in their mid 20s
daggermoon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I accept
TeddE@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Hot dang! From the Wizard Pope themselves! #jealous
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’m 38, still have hair and no mortgage (I’m renting, no money for a house). I do have 3 cats, am divorced and can’t work anymore after getting PTSD in the navy. I survived several financial recessions / crisis, several middle Eastern wars, covid, I saw 9/11 and several other terrorist attacks in Europe happen, I’m seeing how a Jewish nation has turned into full scale nazis, and am now watching how World War 3 is being initiated by the generation who were taught by their parents they would have to do everything in their power to prevent anything like World War 2 happen ever again.
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
aesthelete@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Hah, joke is on you. I’m balding and I’ve paid off my mortgage.
Zachariah@lemmy.world 10 months ago
A product whose sole purpose was to extract money from consumers. Didn’t clean worth a damn, but also rarely fucked up your VCR.
Harvey656@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Jokes on you, I’m 32, full head of hair, and don’t have a mortgage because I’m poor.
:( the American lie ruined me.
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 10 months ago
I have a beautiful head of hair, you sexist bastard.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
As a balding male homeowner who just turned 40…fuck.
dumbass@quokk.au 10 months ago
Ahhh my first attempt at getting high, it's good to see you old friend.
Dasus@lemmy.world 10 months ago
If you think that you’re probably an out of touch zoomer imagining the world in the 80’s was in 4:3.
Although to be fair I haven’t zero recollection of the 80’s. You may guess reasons if you wish.
Zomg@lemmy.world 10 months ago
VCR cleaner is also used for some butt stuff, the more you know.
Mickey7@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You mean that little bottle of cleaning solution. Like some would shove it up their ass?
Zomg@lemmy.world 10 months ago
No, but it’s common for Poppers to be labeled as “VCR Cleaner”. Poppers if you didn’t know can cause your sphincter muscle to relax, making insertion easier.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 10 months ago
If the cleaning liquid wasn’t pure isopropyl alcohol, like all the cleaners I got my hand on. Those actually cleaned stuff too, if you couldn’t disassemble your player.
SereneSadie@lemmy.myserv.one 10 months ago
I do, and none of those apply. So far.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
One out of three. I kept my hair and I rent in this lunatic market.
Mighty_Appititey@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I wish
FancyPantsFIRE@lemmy.world 10 months ago
tootoughtoremember@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I feel seen.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 10 months ago
terminhell@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Probably?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 months ago
These things were terrible at cleaning my head.
CatZoomies@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’m been browsing Craigslist trying to find a 27” Sony Trinitron.
Maybe I need a VHS player to go along with it.
DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
wtf i’m 22
BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Lies. Millennials don’t have mortgages because they can’t afford homes.
Dasus@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Username only checks out under a very sarcastic lens
BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Can confirm, username is satirical.
Whirling_Ashandarei@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Millennial home owner, but my house is tiny and shitty. Oh and I prob would’ve paid a lot more without a familial connection (no, not my parents and I still paid over 300k yay).
ArgentRaven@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I managed to save up with my wife by living with my parents. We bought a house in foreclosure from the 2008 crash. Otherwise we never would’ve been able to do it.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Are millennials familiar with VHS?
Hasherm0n@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yes. At least older ones. My family got our first DVD player when I was in highschool.
ook@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
It… says it right on the sticker.