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- Comment on Casual wear 3 days ago:
what a horrible day to have eyes
- Comment on Realities of hosting a tor relay node at home 1 week ago:
I have tried hosting a Tor relay on a VPS in the past and it was bottlenecked by the CPU at barely 20MB/s, although to be fair this was without hardware AES. More importantly for you, the server’s IP started getting DDoSed constantly and a whole bunch of big internet services just immediately blocked the address (the list of relay IPs is public and many things just block every address on that list instead of only exit nodes). So any of your machines are probably at least somewhat up to the task (ideally if they have hardware AES support), but this is definitely not something I’d do on my home network.
- Comment on Is it weird I sleep with an old blanket I've had since I was a young girl? 1 week ago:
I have a blanket I’ve slept with every day since I was barely a month old (am 23 now), wouldn’t trade it for anything. I can definitely relate :)
- Comment on The Legends is among us 2 weeks ago:
I think that’s called Omegle.
- Comment on Mammal 3 weeks ago:
Additionally, it is known that cows are mammals. Therefore, by transitivity, we can show that coconuts are mammals. QED.
- Comment on You really have to reach back to remember how THIS worked in your car 3 weeks ago:
Switzerland, which probably makes this even funnier
- Comment on You really have to reach back to remember how THIS worked in your car 3 weeks ago:
i was using one of these to connect my laptop to my “speakers” (an old stereo set) as recently as 2019, lmao
- Comment on Turbulence 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on If you didn't know the context, 'villager breeder tutorial 1 18' would be a very sketchy thing to search on school computers 4 weeks ago:
1 7 10
- Comment on Nvidia debuts a native GeForce NOW app for Steam Deck, supporting games in up to 4K at 60 FPS; in testing, the app extended Steam Deck battery life by up to 50% 4 weeks ago:
What would be the point of streaming a game at 4K onto an 800p display?
- Comment on Rule 34 rule 4 weeks ago:
That is fair, I’m only a few years out of my teens. I guess it’ll require more intent in the future once puberty completely wraps up?
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
I’d like my BMI to be higher as well though, I have to pay higher life insurance rates because mine is so low they’ve decided I am “at risk” despite being perfectly healthy :|
- Comment on Rule 34 rule 5 weeks ago:
Okay, I can’t speak for this extremely fucked up example, but in general it’s very simple:
- see shape which sufficiently resembles (partially) naked woman, maybe in suggestive pose
- neuron activation
- you are now horny
There is no need to imagine any fucking, seeing the image is enough to get you into the mood, looking at it long enough (or at different images for long enough) will get you most of the way there, and the hand can take care of the rest
- Comment on We did the math on AI’s energy footprint. Here’s the story you haven’t heard. 5 weeks ago:
Trading has nothing to do with cryptocurrency mining. Also, any high-frequency trading firm worth their salt is using FPGAs for the things where performance really counts.
- Comment on Better than last time 5 weeks ago:
i think you mean Turkey?
- Comment on Philosophy moment 2 months ago:
I can’t believe they removed the photo of a dead pigeon captioned “An example of packet loss.”
- Comment on Am I going crazy, or has people's spelling gotten awful lately? 2 months ago:
it’s the mispeling vyrus
- Comment on We are so cooked 2 months ago:
and don’t get me started on tumbleweed
- Comment on What host names do you use? 3 months ago:
Y’all are too creative for me… I have:
- poweredge-r520-0
- poweredge-t620-0
- poweredge-t620-1
- pi4-0
- pi3b-0
- pi3b-1
- pi3b-2
- pi3b-3
- vostro-3525-0
- ideapad-c340-0
- Comment on Crypto exchange Bybit says a hacker took control of one of its cold Ethereum wallets, resulting in what analysts estimate was the loss of ~$1.5B worth of tokens 3 months ago:
Making more wallets would cost nothing more than a few hundred bytes of storage each for the keys. I have no idea why they wouldn’t have split their funds into evenly sized wallets of, say, $1M each.
- Comment on Ukraine: Zelenskyy offers to quit in return for NATO entry 3 months ago:
I assume the US’ plan would involve blowing a bunch of shit up, making the situation significantly worse while achieving none of the objectives they originally intended to, and transferring a fuckton of cash to Lockheed Martin in the process.
- Comment on HAIL SATAN 6 months ago:
needs more jpeg
- Comment on Anon questions our energy sector 7 months ago:
this is 4chan
- Comment on YSK that there's a better index than the BMI to measure obesity called the Body Roundness Index 8 months ago:
Not the same person, but in my case I’m 182cm and my waist is 76cm. If I were 40cm shorter I’d actually (barely) be in the green area!
- Comment on Nvidia blocks access to video card driver updates for users from Russia and Belarus. 8 months ago:
25% of millions of people is still many people, they didn’t say “a majority of people”.
- Comment on House Centipedes 8 months ago:
I’ve spent the last year or so trying to get myself to not jump out of my pants every time I see one of these things. Then roughly a month ago, I get up at 2am to take a piss, and as I’m opening the door this little fucker falls down no more than 10cm away from my face, lands right on my foot and would have probably run up my pyjamas if I hadn’t managed to reflexively kick and launch it flying across the room. I think it must have been either sitting on top of the door or been trying to climb through the doorframe just as I opened it. Pretty sure I woke up everyone in the house, and probably the neighbors too.
Anyway, my phobia of these little shits is now 100 times worse than it was.
- Comment on Solar panels between railway tracks? 8 months ago:
That’s like 1/10th of the cost of a single passenger car. I’m sure they can easily afford to take that hit if it doesn’t end up panning out.
- Comment on Solar panels between railway tracks? 8 months ago:
This is Switzerland, outside of a small number of corridors the majority of tracks see virtually nothing but passenger trains.
- Comment on “Extreme” Broadcom-proposed price hike would up VMware costs 1,050%, AT&T says 8 months ago:
It is the point, this is exactly what Broadcom does.
- Comment on You'll have to use pto time to drown, but make sure it's approved first 8 months ago:
If you don’t leave the building you will not be having any more meals ever again.