DaPorkchop_

@DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We are so cooked⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  and don’t get me started on tumbleweed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What host names do you use?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Y’all are too creative for me… I have:

  • poweredge-r520-0
  • poweredge-t620-0
  • poweredge-t620-1
  • pi4-0
  • pi3b-0
  • pi3b-1
  • pi3b-2
  • pi3b-3
  • vostro-3525-0
  • ideapad-c340-0
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Crypto exchange Bybit says a hacker took control of one of its cold Ethereum wallets, resulting in what analysts estimate was the loss of ~$1.5B worth of tokens⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Making more wallets would cost nothing more than a few hundred bytes of storage each for the keys. I have no idea why they wouldn’t have split their funds into evenly sized wallets of, say, $1M each.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ukraine: Zelenskyy offers to quit in return for NATO entry⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I assume the US’ plan would involve blowing a bunch of shit up, making the situation significantly worse while achieving none of the objectives they originally intended to, and transferring a fuckton of cash to Lockheed Martin in the process.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HAIL SATAN⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  needs more jpeg

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon questions our energy sector⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  this is 4chan

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK that there's a better index than the BMI to measure obesity called the Body Roundness Index⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Not the same person, but in my case I’m 182cm and my waist is 76cm. If I were 40cm shorter I’d actually (barely) be in the green area!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nvidia blocks access to video card driver updates for users from Russia and Belarus.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  25% of millions of people is still many people, they didn’t say “a majority of people”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨House Centipedes⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve spent the last year or so trying to get myself to not jump out of my pants every time I see one of these things. Then roughly a month ago, I get up at 2am to take a piss, and as I’m opening the door this little fucker falls down no more than 10cm away from my face, lands right on my foot and would have probably run up my pyjamas if I hadn’t managed to reflexively kick and launch it flying across the room. I think it must have been either sitting on top of the door or been trying to climb through the doorframe just as I opened it. Pretty sure I woke up everyone in the house, and probably the neighbors too.

  Anyway, my phobia of these little shits is now 100 times worse than it was.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Solar panels between railway tracks?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s like 1/10th of the cost of a single passenger car. I’m sure they can easily afford to take that hit if it doesn’t end up panning out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Solar panels between railway tracks?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is Switzerland, outside of a small number of corridors the majority of tracks see virtually nothing but passenger trains.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“Extreme” Broadcom-proposed price hike would up VMware costs 1,050%, AT&T says⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It is the point, this is exactly what Broadcom does.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You'll have to use pto time to drown, but make sure it's approved first⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If you don’t leave the building you will not be having any more meals ever again.