Not for me, tho

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• altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is extremely sick. I’m going to cancel my Disney account.

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• Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  5 4 10 2 12 9 6 7 8 11 3 1

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• AllToRuleThemOne@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Thanks, i hate it :)

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• assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ah yes its nearly 8:03 o’clock

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• callyral@pawb.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Portuguese

  cinco, dez, dois, doze, nove, oito, onze, quatro, seis, sete, três, um

  5 10 2 12 9 8 11 4 6 7 3 1

  cinco, dez, dois, doze, meia, nove, oito, onze, quatro, sete, três, um

  5 10 2 12 6 9 8 11 4 7 3 1

  (six can be “seis” or “meia”)

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  • diemartin@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Mine is Spanish

    Cinco (5), cuatro (4), diez (10), doce (12), dos (2), nueve (9), ocho (8), once (11), seis (6), siete (7), tres (3), una (1)

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• noxypaws@pawb.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If a mechanical clock or watch was like that it would be one hell of a fascinating movement

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• crypto@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Cinq Deux Dix Douze Huit Neuf Onze Quatre Sept Six Trois Un 5 2 10 12 8 9 11 4 7 6 3 1

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• vrojak@feddit.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I recently found out that javascript’s .sort() function, when called without arguments on an array of numbers, converts them all to strings and sorts them alphabetically 🤡

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  • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If one is alphabetising things, which cones first “A” or “AA”?

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  • ElectricTrombone@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m a C programmer. My first time writing Javascript and ran into some sort of bug involving a === sign or something. Javascript is a silly language.

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    • diemartin@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      console.log("10"+1); // "101"
      console.log("10"-1); // 9
      

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    • aesthelete@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Truish and falsish and nullish are all concepts made up by madmen. JavaScript is the language of the damned.

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    • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Javascript lets you compare unlike types without extra steps using ==. If you want strict comparison where “2” isn’t 2, use === and !==. Personally, I find that easier than having to parseint or cast every damn thing. That said, I have build tools set up to enforce strict comparison because I don’t trust myself or others.

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• communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Interestingly it would be right twice a day

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  • Rentlar@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’d think four times: 4:20, 4:35, 7:20, 7:35

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    • communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m stupid and read the clock wrong and didn’t check even a little.

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• tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Which language provides the most random alphabetically sorted sequence?

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  | Base | English | Dutch | German | Turkish |
  |------+---------+-------+--------+---------|
  |    1 |       8 |     8 |      8 |       6 |
  |    2 |      11 |     3 |      3 |       5 |
  |    3 |       5 |     1 |      1 |       1 |
  |    4 |       4 |    11 |     11 |       9 |
  |    5 |       9 |     9 |      5 |       4 |
  |    6 |       1 |    10 |      9 |       2 |
  |    7 |       7 |    12 |      6 |      10 |
  |    8 |       6 |     2 |      7 |      11 |
  |    9 |      10 |     4 |      4 |      12 |
  |   10 |       3 |     5 |     10 |       8 |
  |   11 |      12 |     6 |      2 |       3 |
  |   12 |       2 |     7 |     12 |       7 |
  

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  Plot with Pearson Score

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  bash gnuplot -p -e ’ set xlabel “Base Sequence”; set ylabel “Alphabetic”; set xtics (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12); set ytics (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12); stats “alphabetic.tab” using 1:2 name “E”; stats “” using 1:3 name “D”; stats “” using 1:4 name “G”; stats “” using 1:5 name “T”; set label 1 sprintf(“Corr. [Eng = %.3f], [Dut = %.3f], [Ger = %.3f], [Tur = %.3f]”, E_correlation, D_correlation, G_correlation, T_correlation) at graph 0.95,0.05 right; plot “” using 1:2 with lines title columnhead(2), “” using 1:3 with lines title columnhead(3), “” using 1:4 with lines title columnhead(4), “” using 1:5 with lines title columnhead(5) ’

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  It looks like the most random language is Dutch (closest to zero), and Turkish appears to be the least random (probably the 10,11,12 sequence skewed it)

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  • Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    c/dataisbeautiful

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  • diemartin@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I didn’t expect soneone to put that much effort into it.

    Thanks! This is awesome!

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  • null@slrpnk.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is the second comment I’ve seen like this from you.

    Please never stop.

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  • FeatherConstrictor@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Thank you for doing and sharing this

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You put a lot of work into this.

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• TheImpressiveX@piefed.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It's 9 o'clock somewhere!

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• famijoku@feddit.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  8 3 1 11 5 9 6 7 4 10 2 12

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• niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What time is it?
  It’s Beer O’clock!

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• Mac@mander.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sure but the clock doesn’t tell time any differently—now it’s just displaying wrong, instead.

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• monogram@feddit.nl ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I hate this so much

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• donalonzo@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Lexicographical clock

  1 10 11 12 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

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  • monogram@feddit.nl ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You’re missing 2

    1 10 11 12 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

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    • wander1236@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      2 is overrated tbh

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• captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Okay, here’s the challenge: Make it always tell the correct time 8:30 should point to the 8 with the little hand and the 6 with the big hand. And 8:35 shoudl point to the 7 with the big hand.

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  • spicehoarder@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Was thinking the same thing. This has to be possible, within reason of course

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    • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I could get it done with a couple stepper motors, an Arduino, probably a couple hall effect sensors.

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  • late_night@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I both love and hate this

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• ddplf@szmer.info ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I don’t get it

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  • red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The numbers are sorted by their English spellings.

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    • ddplf@szmer.info ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Is it a meme or a riddle?

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• Vinny_93@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Acht, drie, een, elf, negen, tien, twaalf, twee, vier, vijf, zes, zeven.

  8, 3, 1, 11, 9, 10, 12, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7

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  • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I still don’t understand how acht=12

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    • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      acht=12

      Gesundheit.

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    • Vinny_93@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ah no I started at one. You can transpose my list by one and set zeven as 12.

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  • IndiBrony@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t even know 100% that this is Dutch, but Dutch so often reads and sounds like someone German who doesn’t know English trying to speak English.

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    • Vinny_93@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Dutch is an Anglo-Saxon language so that makes sense.

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  • tja@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Acht, drei, eins, elf, fünf, neun, sechs, sieben, vier, zehn, zwei, zwölf

    8, 3, 1, 11, 5, 9, 6, 7, 4, 10, 2, 12

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    • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      altı beş bir dokuz dört iki on onbir oniki sekiz üç yedi

      6 5 1 9 4 2 10 11 12 8 3 7

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    • Derpenheim@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ah there it is. The real language, not the one a confused toddler trying to learn German speaks

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