Peak masculinity

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• VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Peak masculinity is having cheek dimples so deep that your partner can use them to hold salsa dip when you’re sleeping on your side

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  • Monument@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    And ears so big they can be used as handles. For reasons.

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    • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Ears so big animals use it for shade

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  • Shanmugha@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Damn, I am not caring about my girl enough. Take my upvote! :)

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• florencia@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Time to dox OP. Run it through feminizing filter 37 times. Then maybe a step or two more for reasons…

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  • shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This took such a long time, finally we can dox OP!

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  • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Start at male, run feminization filter then run masculinization filter. Repeat until reaching top nonbinary level.

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• FateOfTheCrow@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Measurehead, is that you?

  Measurehead portrait from Disco Elysium

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This is the only time in that game I used saves to cheat until I knocked him out.

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• Trincapinones@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  1000167750

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  • AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Exactly what I was thinking lol

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  • cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Chad

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• Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • Harvey656@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Art

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• Xanvial@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Somehow looks like James Milner James Milner

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  • baatliwala@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Exactly what I thought, even Google thinks so lmfao

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  • Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Soccer, the least masculine sport

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    • NewSocialWhoDis@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      As a heterosexual cis woman, soccer players always have the sexiest physique. One of the only sports I look up for, just to check out the players, not because I ever care.

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  • bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    He is OP

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• Korne127@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Technically speaking, it’s just a local maximum

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Bonjour?

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• Fleur_@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Run it through a feminine filter 37 times and see what you get lol

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  • Zealousideal_Fox_900@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’d be hella interesting loool

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• anomnom@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It’s pretty much just Vinnie Jones:

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• Noite_Etion@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Looks like a dishonoured thug

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  • SomethingBurger@jlai.lu ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Blow off, choffer!

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  • SereneSadie@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I was thinking Arcane.

    Now I really want a Dishonored series in that style.

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• Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It took AI 37 times to show you what spongebob had shown long time ago Image

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• gamer@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  OP is 37 degrees away from peak masculinity. We need more people to do this to determine the correct amount of ridicule they deserve.

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• hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Masculinity is when early homind with 3+ drug addictions.

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    We’re an early hominid from a certain point of view

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    • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      We’re doing all we can to be late.

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• candyman337@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  seizure warning

  I’m just imagining people looking at the picture and going;

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• RoomTempCoffee@lemmy.cafe ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Something about it gives me Morrowind face model vibes

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• Witlof@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  All I see is Measurehead’s portrait from Disco Elysium.

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• hobovision@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Did it also add a Nazi / fascist type shirt?

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  • telllos@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yeah, try to be a man, becomes a SS.

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    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Become a Si Si?

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• theangryseal@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Those ears could hear prey 10 miles away, maybe better.

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• Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I think I saw him oblivion once.

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  • UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I-It’s you! The hero of Kvatch!

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  • M137@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You saw him oblivion? How does one oblivion?

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• Apollonius_Cone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  He looks like Hanover Fiste from the film Heavy Metal.

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  • Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    And believe you me that guy was NOT the pinacle of manhood!

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  • Plesiohedron@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    He’s nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging’s too good for him. Burning’s too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!

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  • GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yeah, this dude looks like he’d space a dude who just killed the entire court room to get his death sentence commuted.

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• mo_lave@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You may not like it, but this is what peak masculinity looks like

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• Snowpix@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  According to this meme, the local meth addicts are the manliest men to ever man.

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• davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Vinnie Jones on meth.

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  • fadhl3y@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Came here to agree

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• LMurch@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I wouldn’t mess with that guy.

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  • neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    yeah, leave the disabled alone /s

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• iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I wonder if everyone converges to the same fixed point

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• VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Dude looks like he’s dripped out for his trial at The Hague

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  • candyman337@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’m glad I’m not the only one who sees it lol

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• Ithorian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Average German

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• Kowowow@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I wonder if changed the shirt at all because that looks pretty close to a nazi uniform

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  • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    He does look like he wants you to buy Nazi gold and you should shoot him in Wolfenstein.

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  • Aqarius@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Odds are the original picture is from WWII.

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Or it’s a tracksuit

      One of the two

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• kinther@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This person looks deformed

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