Leaky Pete
What's yours?
Submitted 2 weeks ago by workerONE@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
Snowclone@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Hi, I’m Biggus Dickus. Nice to meet you.
faultyproboscus@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
What’s so funny about Biggus Dickus?
fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 2 weeks ago
He has a wife you know
NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
YOUR FIRST NAME + YOUR LAST NAME
socsa@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
That's the same code I have on my luggage!
dzsimbo@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Hey baby… You lookin fine tonight!
loomy@lemy.lol 2 weeks ago
first last ; the prostitute
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
First online username + last online username
Necro-File Kolanaki.
Uh… I was 9 and didn’t know “necrophilia” was a thing, just that “necro” was Greek/Latin for “dead.” The name was supposed to be a reference to a 404 error… 😫
Gloomy@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
Nightwalker Gloomy
I think I just died of cringe.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
I think that’s the name of a Night Elf NPC in WoW. 🤔
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Dozzi92 Dozzi92. For 25 years.
M137@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Da Beef M137
I’m not sure what that sounds like it would be.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ace Trade Jonesy
Shit that kind of actually works, huh?
ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
And the e-mail for the account was filepeter@hotmail.com
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 2 weeks ago
I’m not giving you my real name!
doug@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
o fuk
JoShmoe@ani.social 2 weeks ago
Nice try, I would never tell you my name is Mike Jones.
daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Mike Rotch
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Amanda Hugginkis
peaceful_world_view@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Phil McKrackin
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 2 weeks ago
Danuführe Kalmann?
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Seems like 7 words would be kind of awkward
TheTurner@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Hugh Mungus
sundray@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
Rover 21st Ave.
samus12345@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
I’ve never changed my name, so my first and last name are the same.
gabbath@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Nice try, FBI!
spirinolas@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ahah, mine is the same as…
Oh. Fuck.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Y’all are getting paid‽
FilthyHookerSpit@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Wet hodrick willy
IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Jay Z
Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Jimmy Fingers
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Hmm, I don’t think Barrington Mc Shagathy sounds like a hooker name, at all.
doug@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
They’re called “sex workers” these days, in an effort to stress it’s work.
Grimy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It seems like harder work then most of what I have done tbh.
orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Your mom was a sex worker hooker.
andybytes@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
I think everything can be synthesized down to truth and circumstance. And at times we try to do harm reduction, but it ends up coming right back into our face.
kameecoding@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I believe that’s extra