Tity more tity, the Greed is sickening

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• Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• pero@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  When girls show me their fine China: 😏

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  • LouSlash@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How about when those girls have low Social Credit score?

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    • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Naughty, naughty girls!

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• peoplebeproblems@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My 8 year old still plays coloring games with Elmo on his tablet. He ain’t got no time for girls per china.

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I do both, not to brag but I’m as good as two 8 year olds combined

    th-344758155

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    • qarbone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Good. Don’t brag about that.

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  • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    At 8 years old I was going to the woods and and saw the girls per china and let them touch my pp. And this was a normal thing to do. We were not burdened by the brainworms of adults.

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• OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Clearly they were trying to spell “per capita.”

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  • hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Aww they’re growing up to be a gold digger

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  • MBech@feddit.dk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nothing is hotter than a chick with a great visual representation of properly sourced data points. Little kid knows what’s good.

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    • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Properly souced data yet unaware that the “gdp” framework of understanding is where the trap shut behind you. When your tool is a GDP then every problem becomes an interchangeable economic unit.

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• DrBob@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I had to look.

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  • atlien51@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    flip through my flaps

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    • WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “Labias and flabias and flip flaps”

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    • rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Is that how it works? Like a file-o-fax made of mortadella?

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If it works, it works

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  • garbagebagel@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hey it’s nice to know the top results are educational/artistic and not just porn.

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    • DrBob@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s just because pergin hasn’t hit the mainstream yet.

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  • Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You did it!

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• Hupf@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Plz show bob and pergin

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  • MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What is pergin supposed to be close to?

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    • bedheadkitten@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Could be “virgin” and they have completely misunderstood what it is.

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• gofsckyourself@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “fwcking” makes me want to delete the internet

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s a deep reference to Old English from before U and V were differentiated, I’m sure.

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  • potpotato@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    fuucking

    it’s a double U

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    • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I bow in respect at your algospeak skills

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• cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What’s with Ashley

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  • RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And what is she watchin?

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    • rapchee@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      *playing

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• Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If “stones per gallon” can be a measurment unit then so can “their per China”

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  • Amir@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Americans now measuring in foreign countries

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• morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  girls showing they vase (China)

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  • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s from the Minge Dynasty

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    • morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      BRA-VO.

      shialabeoufclapping.mp4

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• Crikeste@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So this kid doesn’t know how to even remotely spell vagina, but knows the difference between there their and they’re?

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  • Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Most people knew that by 8 in my experience. You learn that when you’re 5 or 6 in school.

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  • chilicheeselies@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My guess is they use voice control and they dont know how to pronounce it. Kids dont type these days

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    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      this sentence entered my brain and got firewalled immediately for my own safety

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  • iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Could be auto complete from the phone’s keyboard, but also we do not have enough information in this screenshot to assert they know the difference. They only use one.

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• Fleur_@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why do parents go through their children’s search history

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  • Kecessa@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Because these children are at an age where the parents are responsible for them and their education and sometimes you have to take control of what your children has access to until they’re old enough to understand what they’re looking at.

    There’s a wave of homophobia with perks at highschool level right now because their parents didn’t bother preventing them from checking right wing propaganda.

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    • moseschrute@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      PSA to make sure your kids have not been lured in by Andrew Tates cult

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    • Fleur_@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You don’t need to strip them of privacy to do that. If they’re too young to understand what they’re looking at just slap on some parental controls to whatever device they’re using. It’s not hard to explain to your children why being alt right is bad. It is hard to convince them you value their privacy after you’ve been spying on them.

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  • Kaboom@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    At 8 years old? To make sure they’re not doing something stupid, like joining lemmy

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    • Fleur_@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Signing up for wizard101 at 10 years old is where my life started going wrong. If only my parents were more vigilant and vetted every link in my search history for hidden satanism

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  • Scrollone@feddit.it ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    People are downvoting you, but I remember going on porn websites at 9 years old and it was great. I turned out fine, and I’m glad my parents didn’t check my browser history.

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• hedge_lord@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  A while ago my wife showed me her peregrine. I didn’t understand at first. I didn’t really want to get close to it because its beak looks sharp. Turns out it’s pretty nice though. They are very trainable and excel at hunting. The peregrine falcon is the fastest animal on the planet.

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• angelmountain@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This kid needs spelling lessons indeed, time to sign up for extra lessons.

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• DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Probably since stupid brain rot they saw on Roblox

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  • rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Old man yells at cloud.

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• Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Think he meant verge China.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Peeeeer chiiiiina!” - Peggy Hill

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• Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is that the same kid asking how do u get pregante on Yahoo?

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• tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  For China is a country that can bring me to my knees

  youtu.be/58mE7Vy1Xrc

  @1:50

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