Easy questions have easy answers, right?
Time loop
I could have been in that gap once, twice … a million times … we don’t know
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Easy questions have easy answers, right?
Time loop
I could have been in that gap once, twice … a million times … we don’t know
A dozen times, a hundred, it’s impossible to tell.
They want people who like to be abused.
They don’t want people with self-respect.
“That was a period of my life that is none of your business.”
And that’s how you don’t get a call back
Suits me. I wouldn’t want to work for anyone that nosy anyway.
My resume has a bigger gap than goatse
"I was hiking across the country to find my inner self“
And while I was out looking for myself, I found Ashley, Brittany, Cassie, and Evan…
I have a one year gap in mine and I can’t remember anyone asking about it.
I tried to get the US-Citizenship. But then came the Macarena…
It’s a store, they sell clothes, I worked there.
Never have to explain my work history for… well, until I flee the country. Self-employed yay!
Meeting clients like “hi yes I’m capable, responsible, and don’t want to rob you” goes a long way
Went Karouac on everyone’s ass!
Big if true
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 day ago
I had a six year gap. I tried to found a startup with a buddy and it fell through. I had enough savings to spend time learning new technologies and leveling up my skills. It made me unemployable. It really sucked. Finally taking a temp gig for four months got the phone to start ringing.
Ajen@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
That’s not a gap, you were working for the startup. Even if the company never put a product on the market, you were still working. Doesn’t matter if your didn’t even form an LLC. You should put it on your resume and proudly describe the work your did and challenges you faced when anyone asks about it.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 day ago
The startup ended much earlier than the rest of the time that I spent learning new tech. It wouldn’t have been plausible to expand the startup time for a plethora of reasons. I did learn to use it on my resume from a similar online discussion.
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Why not lie about it?
Bosses aren’t people, lying to them isn’t just right, it’s a duty.
ShouldIHaveFun@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
No wonder why none of your bosses treated you well if you have this kind of thinking. You must be a pain to work with.