Where’s the hammer they use to bonk the dead pope to make sure he’s dead?
Choose one
Submitted 3 weeks ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
pjwestin@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’ve always assumed it was some sort of ornate, ceremonial hammer made of pure gold that they keep in a special chamber, but now that you mentioned it, I really hope it’s just a claw hammer they borrow from the maintenance guy.
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
“Hey Frank, can we borrow your hammer? We need to see if the pope is dead.”
“Did you submit a maintenance ticket for it? I don’t see it on my task list.”
“Oh, no, but I figured if I just called you…”
“Gotta have a ticket for it; I get in trouble if I spend too much time on other things.”
terminhell@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Wtf do you do with that thing
Looks like it breaks into bank vaults on the regular
terminhell@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What evere requires…extra ‘persuasion’. I legit use it for projects around the house. Last use was few weeks ago. Aided in breaking up my porch cement slab. Sometimes it’s used for erasing hard drives at work. Sometimes as an axe replacement for old lumber etc.
It’s a 20lb head. The original wooden handle broke one day. Had a welder friend fix the handle XD. So it’s another 10lbs of ~1.5inch construction grade rebar. It will out last me. Hoping to make it an heirloom.
trolololol@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That looks fit for a Nordic god. Call it Yendor.
It’s just someone’s name spelled backwards
Jyrdano@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I choose warhammer
Exusia@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I will now schedule a delivery of 40,000 of them. I don’t care if you don’t want that many - or if you wanted me to stop at 30,000. You’re getting all of them.
Coldcell@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Sounds like a fantasy to me.
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 3 weeks ago
Every 27th customer gets a ball peen hammer free!
otacon239@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Oh my god. Would you look at all that stuff?
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Dead blow hammer to to the deed and framing hammer to pin it on some random idiot.
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
A couple of these are wrong
callmepk@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
power
5in1k@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
The double peen is wrong. That’s just a soft face mallet.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Don’t you dare call me a soft face
Natanael@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
Better soft in the face though
eru@mouse.chitanda.moe 2 weeks ago
“double peen”
Burninator05@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
My favorite hammer and favorite porn genre. No wait! Ignore that last part.
EchoCranium@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Estwing 22oz smooth faced ripping/framing hammer. Bought one about 30 years ago when I was doing roofing and framing work. Still use it all the time. Comfortable and durable, great for construction and demolition work. Does a nice job digging out stubborn nails. If I could only have one hammer in my tool bag, that’s what it would be.
GluWu@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Rock. I love bolting climbing routes and cleaning up new crags.
Zwiebel@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Pics please!
GluWu@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Sorry to disappoint, and this will sound weird but I’m not comfortable posting something unique that I genuinely value. I’d rather post a dick pic. I wasn’t trying to point out that the macro missed something or got something wrong(but the picture of the two peen is a dual face soft blow). I guess I can’t define machinists hammers because they’re whatever material and shape you want it to be. I didn’t actually didn’t make mine, I just found it in the bottom of a box of 100+ hammers of every variation you can imagine.
Wav_function@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yeah post peen pic
EvacuateSoul@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That double peen is soft face, harder rubber on the left, greenish softer rubber on the right. I have one just like it. I think it came with a mesh organizer to hammer the corner clips all the way in when assembling.
wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Option 31: Water. Ever seen how much damage an incompressible fluid can do when it cavitates?
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
melsaskca@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Came here looking for a masonry hammer as I need to buy one and don’t know what it is. I still don’t, unless it’s “brick”.
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Cool list.
Never seen an electrician use an “electricians hammer”, most use a framing.
Also missing the Form Setter Hammer.
SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
I use a claw hammer.
Sometimes I use a stubby claw hammer, which is also missing.
shalafi@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
How do you use it? I’ve never found an application.
TaeKwonDoh@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Being in auto body repair, I love this chart. Seeing how other trades use hammers is just fascinating, since it’s kind of like a peek into their world.
I’d never have know that a drywall hammer had such a nice blade at the end of it, or that an electrician’s hammer would look so unique.
That said, I’d like to have seen a pick hammer. It comes in short and long varieties, which we use to take out high spots from beneath a car panel while also gradually shrinking the metal in that area, before switching sides and tapping it back down.
myster0n@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
If I’d known it was hammer time I would’ve stopped.
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 3 weeks ago
Why is the welding hand funny?
benignintervention@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
If I were to guess it serves two purposes:
- To dampen the reaction when absolutely wailing on some piece of shit steel that warped
- Accidentally getting welded to things
cm0002@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Maybe something to do with insulating your hand from the heat maybe? But then again maybe not because don’t welders usually use gloves anyways?
drathvedro@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Rubber. I dont want my target to go as easily as with others.
dwalin@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
MC
manucode@infosec.pub 3 weeks ago
BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
There’s at least two things electricians, mechanics, engineers, and blacksmiths have in common:
- They have their own hammers.
- They do not, I repeat not, appreciate getting hit with their hammers.
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I want to be your sledgehammer.
Vegasvator@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
I’m a drilling hammer kind of mechanic. Not even listed.
ICastFist@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Uh, what’s the difference between the Rip and Claw hammers?
Also, that blacksmith hammer looks like a tiny double head axe
JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
My 3ft field geo hammer isn’t listed. That one
brezel@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
no rounding hammer!
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Double peen obviously.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Any peen is a great peen
EvacuateSoul@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That double peen is soft face, harder rubber on the left, greenish softer rubber on the right. I have one just like it. I think it came with a mesh organizer to hammer the corner clips all the way in when assembling.
shaserlark@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Double peen but soft face? Should both peens be hard? Or what makes it a true double peen? Sorry I’m just an IT nerd I have no idea about hammering.