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• son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I want to be your sledgehammer.

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• finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I thought I knew one that wasn’t on here but second look reveals that in fact it is on the list.

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• trolololol@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I need to put in a screw, so I’ll choose the green one. It will perform as well as any other and plus it looks good.

  Big hammer gives you all these flavors and vanity but I’ve spent my life around screws and they are all the same.

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• boolean_sledgehammer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Drywall seems closest to a viking weapon.

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• eru@mouse.chitanda.moe ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “double peen”

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  • Burninator05@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    My favorite hammer and favorite porn genre. No wait! Ignore that last part.

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• Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I must confess to having a sweet spot for a good toffee hammer.

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• wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Option 31: Water. Ever seen how much damage an incompressible fluid can do when it cavitates?

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• Vegasvator@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’m a drilling hammer kind of mechanic. Not even listed.

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• Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  War hammer

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’m always ready to rock

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• ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Uh, what’s the difference between the Rip and Claw hammers?

  Also, that blacksmith hammer looks like a tiny double head axe

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• _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Image

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• terminhell@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  None of those. My custom 30lb’er

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  • trolololol@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That looks fit for a Nordic god. Call it Yendor.

    It’s just someone’s name spelled backwards

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  • starman2112@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Wtf do you do with that thing

    Looks like it breaks into bank vaults on the regular

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    • terminhell@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      What evere requires…extra ‘persuasion’. I legit use it for projects around the house. Last use was few weeks ago. Aided in breaking up my porch cement slab. Sometimes it’s used for erasing hard drives at work. Sometimes as an axe replacement for old lumber etc.

      It’s a 20lb head. The original wooden handle broke one day. Had a welder friend fix the handle XD. So it’s another 10lbs of ~1.5inch construction grade rebar. It will out last me. Hoping to make it an heirloom.

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• MimicJar@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Ah, so this is what MC meant. I’ve enjoyed my time here.

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• JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  My 3ft field geo hammer isn’t listed. That one

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• drathvedro@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Rubber. I dont want my target to go as easily as with others.

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• andybytes@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Rock

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• Kaput@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What is the engineer Hammer’s purpose?

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  • ZeffSyde@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Eeerectin’ a sentry!

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  • CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Percussive maintenance

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• LordWiggle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I choose hammer time

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• brezel@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  no rounding hammer!

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• prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “Ball peen” makes me laugh every time.

  I am a child.

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• Naz@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Image

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  • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s a mace, not a hammer…

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    • Natanael@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Not with that attitude

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• EchoCranium@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Estwing 22oz smooth faced ripping/framing hammer. Bought one about 30 years ago when I was doing roofing and framing work. Still use it all the time. Comfortable and durable, great for construction and demolition work. Does a nice job digging out stubborn nails. If I could only have one hammer in my tool bag, that’s what it would be.

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• Dorkyd68@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  A couple of these are wrong

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• 5in1k@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The double peen is wrong. That’s just a soft face mallet.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Don’t you dare call me a soft face

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    • Natanael@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Better soft in the face though

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• OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Where’s the hammer they use to bonk the dead pope to make sure he’s dead?

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  • pjwestin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’ve always assumed it was some sort of ornate, ceremonial hammer made of pure gold that they keep in a special chamber, but now that you mentioned it, I really hope it’s just a claw hammer they borrow from the maintenance guy.

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    • mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      “Hey Frank, can we borrow your hammer? We need to see if the pope is dead.”
      “Did you submit a maintenance ticket for it? I don’t see it on my task list.”
      “Oh, no, but I figured if I just called you…”
      “Gotta have a ticket for it; I get in trouble if I spend too much time on other things.”

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    • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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      It gives +100% damage to undead creatures and blesses all in a 3M radius

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• dwalin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  MC

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• melsaskca@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Came here looking for a masonry hammer as I need to buy one and don’t know what it is. I still don’t, unless it’s “brick”.

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• CircaV@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Any one with

  Peen

  🤣

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  • ksigley@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Lol

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