Silic0n_Alph4
@Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world
- Comment on Star Wars is an ode to the stupidest use of battle lasers 4 days ago:
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Well, the Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It is an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us; it binds the galaxy together.
Anakin Skywalker: Master, sir, I heard Yoda talking about midi-chlorians. I’ve been wondering…what are midi-chlorians?
Qui-Gon Jinn: Midi-chlorians are a microcopic lifeform that reside within all living cells and communicates with the Force.
Anakin Skywalker: They live inside of me?
Qui-Gon Jinn: In your cells, yes. We are symbionts with them-
Anakin Skywalker: Symbionts?
Qui-Gon Jinn: Life forms living together for mutual advantage. Without the midi-chlorians, life could not exist, and we would have no knowledge of the Force. They continually speak to you, telling you the will of the Force. When you learn to quiet your mind, you will hear them speaking to you.
Anakin Skywalker: I don’t understand.
Qui-Gon Jinn: With time and training, Annie, you will. You will. - Comment on Palantir accuses UK doctors of choosing ‘ideology over patient interest’ in NHS data row 1 week ago:
The contract was signed under the Tories. You might assume that there are some very painful exit clauses, if any.
- Comment on You got it, buddy 2 weeks ago:
Easy: it was once on the island of Lesbos, but it’s now in its rightful place in the British Museum and there is shall remain!
- Comment on Radio transmissions 4 weeks ago:
I’ve been walking sideways instead of forwards for weeks now. My eyes feel stalkier and my pincers are the envy of all.
Take the crab pill and crabmaxx like me.
- Comment on Surprise Platypus 5 weeks ago:
Not again, Wittgenstein!
- Comment on "And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?" 5 weeks ago:
“Your watch cost more than £100?”
- Comment on Sycamore Gap tree destroyed in 'moronic mission', court told 2 months ago:
Scott-free? Yes, that’s what Hadrian’s wall was for…
- Comment on Choose one 2 months ago:
I must confess to having a sweet spot for a good toffee hammer.
- Comment on An article that every British citizen should read 2 months ago:
Thank you for sharing. Hopefully a good sign of things to come!
- Comment on Petrichor 7 months ago:
But it’s true! This is how GOD made the Earth! And if we burn enough fossil fuels we can get back to that garden of Eden, just as HE wants!!
- Comment on The return of Trump means Britain must rethink its defence strategy – and role in the world 7 months ago:
“Oh Bernard, you mustn’t confuse the minister with such matters! Speed is distance over time, and the civil service has long wanted to redefine time…”
- Comment on The Sarah Palin Mandela Effect 8 months ago:
She doesn’t RUN?
No, she DOESN’T run.
- Comment on Northern Lights shimmer over UK in stunning photos 8 months ago:
Install the Aurora Watch app and set it to notify you when the odds are high. That’s how I saw it last night!
- Comment on Please Don’t Make Me Download Another App | Our phones are being overrun 9 months ago:
Ha, sucker, you think your non-Internet-connected lightbulbs make you safe? My Internet-connected lightbulbs have sent my online-car to wardrive your neighbourhood and sniff your Zigbee network!
…if you see my car please tell it to come back to me, I need to go to the shops…
- Comment on This man is a parody of himself 9 months ago:
I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it
