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An oldie but a goodie
Submitted 1 month ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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AcesFullOfKings@feddit.uk 1 month ago
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
yeah it’s clearly fake, a goodfaketext
not 100% sure but I’d say those are male hands too
LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 month ago
“I don’t want to disolve drugs in the bowls I eat out of so I got a disposable container”
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
I had so many of those as a child. In hindsight, having a drawer full of (sometimes damp) animal shaped sponges was weird.
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
mom found the animal sponge drawer
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 1 month ago
My brothers and I filled a huge pickle jar with these and some water with the intent to let them sit for a few weeks to see how big they would get. We put them in my brother’s closet and promptly forgot about them for ~5 or so years. One day my brother heard a popping sound in his closet and when he opened it, putrid water was trickling down the closet shelf and soaking the carpet below. Something was growing in the jar and the built up pressure popped the lid, spilling a bunch of shit all over. The smell never quite left his room
tetris11@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Those animals under the extreme pressure of their surroundinhs, mutated into a chimera and pooped everywhere
Sabata11792@ani.social 1 month ago
My mom did this to me when she found the thermal compound in a syringe.
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
"IS THIS A WEED? "
partial_accumen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“These kids getting all whacked out on street drugs like … Arctic Silver”
Sabata11792@ani.social 1 month ago
Mom can’t seriously expect me to rawdog copper.
TheOakTree@lemm.ee 1 month ago
I was buying lubricants and flux for putting together keyboards and other soldering projects.
My dad was like “look, I don’t know what drugs look like these days but it definitely looks weird when you’re getting multiple shipments of vials and syringes.”
And, honestly, I don’t blame him. It looked pretty sus.
buddascrayon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I don’t even care if this is fake or not, this gave me a good laugh.
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
there used to be a subreddit r/goodfaketexts (as an alternative to r/badfaketexts), not sure if lemmy has something similar
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
It is very important to reaffirm that you are talking to mom in a private chat with mom by referring to her as “mom” as often as possible.
Uli@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Well, it gets confusing when your mom is a famous stock photo hand model.
stardustpathsofglory@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Which has a very masculine looking hand.
InFerNo@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
One of my kids does this so I don’t think it’s that weird
LifeOfChance@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s extremely common to do.
grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Back when my brother still lived with my mom, he, a full-grown adult, had a set of four square whiskey stones made of metal that he kept in the back of the freezer that he would add to a glass of whiskey every now and then. One night my mom texts me a picture of the whiskey stones while he’s not in the house with “I FOUND THESE IN THE FREEZER!” “ARE THESE DRUGS???” “WHAT IS THIS??” Like holy fuck, are you serious? Yeah, sure, they’re drugs, Mom. Cubed metal is all the rage on the streets these days. You just swallow them whole and get high as fuck.
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Poser, everyone knows you smoke cube.
JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I used to have some whiskey stones until I got tired of taking a pile of rocks to the face.
adj16@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This conversation is so clumsy and awkward. Why take a good joke post and make it so much worse?
Armand1@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The best way to get macro plastics into your blood stream
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
What would happen if you swallowed one of these pills?
EtherWhack@lemmy.world 1 month ago
There’s a small-ish risk of intestinal blockage AFAIK
0ops@lemm.ee 1 month ago
“Now can you get me a Pepsi?”
yarr@feddit.nl 1 month ago
It’s funny, I was on the phone today with my Uncle who works at Nintendo and he was telling me about some secret cheat codes. He said that his girlfriend that lives in Canada had the EXACT same thing happen to her, except everyone clapped.
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
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Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Better execution of the joke
Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
definitely like the shortness of this one more, but i am undecided on the pointe
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
So much better. The writing in OP’s post seems so unnatural and… bad.
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Its also the original afaik
M137@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Agreed, but still needs the “why do you have these?” “Idk, I was high when I bought them”.
partial_accumen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I have to assume it was this pill:
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TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s no stree overlord