An oldie but a goodie

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• JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Better execution of the joke

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    • Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      definitely like the shortness of this one more, but i am undecided on the pointe

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    • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      So much better. The writing in OP’s post seems so unnatural and… bad.

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    • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Its also the original afaik

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    • M137@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Agreed, but still needs the “why do you have these?” “Idk, I was high when I bought them”.

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  • partial_accumen@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I have to assume it was this pill:

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    • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s no stree overlord

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• AcesFullOfKings@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    yeah it’s clearly fake, a goodfaketext

    not 100% sure but I’d say those are male hands too

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  • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “I don’t want to disolve drugs in the bowls I eat out of so I got a disposable container”

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• Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I had so many of those as a child. In hindsight, having a drawer full of (sometimes damp) animal shaped sponges was weird.

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  • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    mom found the animal sponge drawer

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  • BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My brothers and I filled a huge pickle jar with these and some water with the intent to let them sit for a few weeks to see how big they would get. We put them in my brother’s closet and promptly forgot about them for ~5 or so years. One day my brother heard a popping sound in his closet and when he opened it, putrid water was trickling down the closet shelf and soaking the carpet below. Something was growing in the jar and the built up pressure popped the lid, spilling a bunch of shit all over. The smell never quite left his room

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    • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Those animals under the extreme pressure of their surroundinhs, mutated into a chimera and pooped everywhere

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• Sabata11792@ani.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My mom did this to me when she found the thermal compound in a syringe.

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  • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    "IS THIS A WEED? "

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  • partial_accumen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “These kids getting all whacked out on street drugs like … Arctic Silver”

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    • Sabata11792@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Mom can’t seriously expect me to rawdog copper.

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  • TheOakTree@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I was buying lubricants and flux for putting together keyboards and other soldering projects.

    My dad was like “look, I don’t know what drugs look like these days but it definitely looks weird when you’re getting multiple shipments of vials and syringes.”

    And, honestly, I don’t blame him. It looked pretty sus.

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• buddascrayon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I don’t even care if this is fake or not, this gave me a good laugh.

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  • stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    there used to be a subreddit r/goodfaketexts (as an alternative to r/badfaketexts), not sure if lemmy has something similar

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• Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It is very important to reaffirm that you are talking to mom in a private chat with mom by referring to her as “mom” as often as possible.

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  • Uli@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Well, it gets confusing when your mom is a famous stock photo hand model.

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    • stardustpathsofglory@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Which has a very masculine looking hand.

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  • InFerNo@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    One of my kids does this so I don’t think it’s that weird

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  • LifeOfChance@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s extremely common to do.

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• grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Back when my brother still lived with my mom, he, a full-grown adult, had a set of four square whiskey stones made of metal that he kept in the back of the freezer that he would add to a glass of whiskey every now and then. One night my mom texts me a picture of the whiskey stones while he’s not in the house with “I FOUND THESE IN THE FREEZER!” “ARE THESE DRUGS???” “WHAT IS THIS??” Like holy fuck, are you serious? Yeah, sure, they’re drugs, Mom. Cubed metal is all the rage on the streets these days. You just swallow them whole and get high as fuck.

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  • NikkiDimes@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Poser, everyone knows you smoke cube.

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  • JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I used to have some whiskey stones until I got tired of taking a pile of rocks to the face.

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• adj16@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This conversation is so clumsy and awkward. Why take a good joke post and make it so much worse?

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• Armand1@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The best way to get macro plastics into your blood stream

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What would happen if you swallowed one of these pills?

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  • EtherWhack@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There’s a small-ish risk of intestinal blockage AFAIK

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  • essell@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m not Sure but I know an old lady who swallowed a fly…

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    • YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Do you think she’ll die?

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• 0ops@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Now can you get me a Pepsi?”

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• yarr@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s funny, I was on the phone today with my Uncle who works at Nintendo and he was telling me about some secret cheat codes. He said that his girlfriend that lives in Canada had the EXACT same thing happen to her, except everyone clapped.

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