Am I doing it right?
At this point, all the stuff in the shower is sort of automatic. I’m usually thinking about other stuff.
I should wash my hair.
Submitted 5 days ago by stembolts@programming.dev to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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floo@retrolemmy.com 5 days ago
razorsoup@lemm.ee 5 days ago
Lucky you. I have to actually try to get anything done
DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 5 days ago
I have to try to remember what I did while I was spacing out so I don’t wash myself three times.
mechoman444@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Sir. You appear to be lost. This is a Wendy’s.
Goretantath@lemm.ee 5 days ago
“ok, do the hair first, now the pits, now the arms, now the torso, now the crotch, now the legs, now the feet-carefull dumbass you dont wanna slip again!”
Willy@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
Legs and feet are good with the run off.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Ew! That’s nasty! What if some girl meets you at a coffee shop, and wants to suck your toes??? You just gonna have nasty toes that “dirty shower water has run over them, so it’s fine”??? She’ll never want to deep throat your foot with that attitude!!!
klemptor@startrek.website 5 days ago
Dude no. You have to actually wash them, what’s the matter with you?
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 5 days ago
It is so awkward when you trip and do a hand stand in the shower
tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 days ago
Can you get mine while you are at it?
Jerb322@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Take a kiss for me while you’re up?
raynethackery@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Did I wash my hair? That’s when I know I’ll need extra coffee that day.
NostraDavid@programming.dev 5 days ago
Put a few strands between your fingers and pull. If it squeaks, it’s been washed.
db2@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Mothra@mander.xyz 5 days ago
No
deadcatbounce@reddthat.com 5 days ago
Biggest mistake is not repeating the wash-rinse twice. Ask a hairdresser why they do it that way.
krashmo@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Why don’t you save everyone some time and say it yourself?
WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
9 out of 10 hairdressers agree, what explanation is there needed
deadcatbounce@reddthat.com 5 days ago
Oh bless.
oppy1984@lemm.ee 5 days ago
It’s 1:30 A.M. and the 24 hour hairdresser hotline (1-800-cut-hair) was shut down years ago, maybe you could explain.
Scrollone@feddit.it 5 days ago
If you read your shampoo label, it probably says the same thing.
Rinse, apply a small amount of shampoo, wash, apply some more shampoo, wash again.
This way, you first remove most of the oil from your hair, and the second time you actually clean them and the scalp.
In a way, it’s like a dishwasher works with a pre-wash cycle.
TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 4 days ago
yeah I don’t get it. i have amazing thoughts all the i but rarely in the shower
SpaceWater@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 days ago
Relatable
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Remember your towel protocol:
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daggermoon@lemmy.world 5 days ago
If you actually clean yourself in the shower this is unnecessary.
janus2@lemmy.zip 5 days ago
I still don’t want my face to indirectly contact my own clean butt.
I want my face to directly contact someone else’s clean butt.
kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de 5 days ago
If it brings people comfort to not use the same towel, it’s probably not worth trying to push them away from that habit. It’s one thing to know it intellectually, and another to feel off-put by the idea.
Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Are you being paid by e.coli?
toynbee@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Indeed, it is always wise to be a hoopy frood.
peetabix@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
White for hands, brown for feet, green for torso, thighs and seat. And in the cupboard beneath the stair…
d00ery@lemmy.world 5 days ago
…you’ll find the red for pubic hair.
microbe@lemmy.myserv.one 5 days ago
Worst flag ever.
janus2@lemmy.zip 5 days ago
If you’re part of the Bidet Master Race and have a stack of mini butt/genitals-towels for use after bidet-ing, the whole towel becomes face-&-body with no worries
Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 days ago
All those times the kids at school called me butt-face… look who’s complimenting me now. Ha, suckers.
madjo@feddit.nl 5 days ago
You dry your entire body at the exact same time? I start at my head and work my towel down towards my feet. And then I throw the towel into the laundry.
Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
You use your towel once and throw it into the laundry?
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 5 days ago
Clean yourself right and anywhere is good