Am I doing it right?
Relatable
I should wash my hair.
Submitted 11 months ago by stembolts@programming.dev to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
Comments
SpaceWater@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
mechoman444@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Sir. You appear to be lost. This is a Wendy’s.
Mothra@mander.xyz 11 months ago
No
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 11 months ago
janus2@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
If you’re part of the Bidet Master Race and have a stack of mini butt/genitals-towels for use after bidet-ing, the whole towel becomes face-&-body with no worries
Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
All those times the kids at school called me butt-face… look who’s complimenting me now. Ha, suckers.
toynbee@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Indeed, it is always wise to be a hoopy frood.
madjo@feddit.nl 11 months ago
You dry your entire body at the exact same time? I start at my head and work my towel down towards my feet. And then I throw the towel into the laundry.
Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
You use your towel once and throw it into the laundry?
peetabix@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
White for hands, brown for feet, green for torso, thighs and seat. And in the cupboard beneath the stair…
d00ery@lemmy.world 11 months ago
…you’ll find the red for pubic hair.
microbe@lemmy.myserv.one 11 months ago
Worst flag ever.
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 11 months ago
Clean yourself right and anywhere is good
daggermoon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
If you actually clean yourself in the shower this is unnecessary.
Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Are you being paid by e.coli?
kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
If it brings people comfort to not use the same towel, it’s probably not worth trying to push them away from that habit. It’s one thing to know it intellectually, and another to feel off-put by the idea.
janus2@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
I still don’t want my face to indirectly contact my own clean butt.
I want my face to directly contact someone else’s clean butt.
raynethackery@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Did I wash my hair? That’s when I know I’ll need extra coffee that day.
NostraDavid@programming.dev 11 months ago
Put a few strands between your fingers and pull. If it squeaks, it’s been washed.
deadcatbounce@reddthat.com 11 months ago
Biggest mistake is not repeating the wash-rinse twice. Ask a hairdresser why they do it that way.
oppy1984@lemm.ee 11 months ago
It’s 1:30 A.M. and the 24 hour hairdresser hotline (1-800-cut-hair) was shut down years ago, maybe you could explain.
Scrollone@feddit.it 11 months ago
If you read your shampoo label, it probably says the same thing.
Rinse, apply a small amount of shampoo, wash, apply some more shampoo, wash again.
This way, you first remove most of the oil from your hair, and the second time you actually clean them and the scalp.
In a way, it’s like a dishwasher works with a pre-wash cycle.
krashmo@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Why don’t you save everyone some time and say it yourself?
WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
9 out of 10 hairdressers agree, what explanation is there needed
deadcatbounce@reddthat.com 11 months ago
Oh bless.
tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Can you get mine while you are at it?
Jerb322@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Take a kiss for me while you’re up?
Goretantath@lemm.ee 11 months ago
“ok, do the hair first, now the pits, now the arms, now the torso, now the crotch, now the legs, now the feet-carefull dumbass you dont wanna slip again!”
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
It is so awkward when you trip and do a hand stand in the shower
Willy@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Legs and feet are good with the run off.
klemptor@startrek.website 11 months ago
Dude no. You have to actually wash them, what’s the matter with you?
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Ew! That’s nasty! What if some girl meets you at a coffee shop, and wants to suck your toes??? You just gonna have nasty toes that “dirty shower water has run over them, so it’s fine”??? She’ll never want to deep throat your foot with that attitude!!!
floo@retrolemmy.com 11 months ago
At this point, all the stuff in the shower is sort of automatic. I’m usually thinking about other stuff.
razorsoup@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Lucky you. I have to actually try to get anything done
DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
I have to try to remember what I did while I was spacing out so I don’t wash myself three times.
db2@lemmy.world 11 months ago
TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 11 months ago
yeah I don’t get it. i have amazing thoughts all the i but rarely in the shower