Man 250k is a lot, it would be life changing for me and lots of other people. But musk bribing you with 250k feels like a insult, he’s basically giving you a Penny to stay quiet.
Get that Musky Grindset going
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Godric@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Hazelnutcookiez@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Yall getting PAID to look at dicks?
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Some lady got a horse.
Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
“The quarter-million dollar penis”.
That’s like 100k an inch!
nectar45@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Mpre like 200k an inch
TaiCrunch@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
More like 1M an inch
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Any time a billionaire tries to bribe you … just take the money, agree to everything and do the exact opposite of what they asked, or just do whatever you want.
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Take the money… do whatever you want…
Assuming the money is likely to be more than legal bills, fuck yea. I have also never been bribed by a billonaire so the fuck do I know?
Snowclone@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
My man!
tias@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
What happened?
MDCCCLV@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
That was a flight attendant.
Snowclone@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
He sexually harasses his staff the days he bothers to show up to the office.
toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
you missed out, but i won’t say on what.
Geetnerd@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“Also, choose your parents wisely. Mine were Nazis, and my father was part owner in an emerald mine. Emeralds are worth more than diamonds, you know.”
ScruffyDucky@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
And offered a horse #Pony4PeePeeGate
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
bold of you to assume he’d say sorry.
Nounka@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
So you can get a laugh and a paycheque at once
IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Wait really? Just to look at it?
I’m sorry, I hate nazis, but I really want (need) the money.
Can I do it a few more times to get more payments? Because I’ll then move to the EU with the money and tell everyone how tiny his dick is, then I have a good claim to political asylum and stay in EU permanently.
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Musk = POS Nazi.
SheenSquelcher@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Hmm I dunno. Think of who you could be with evidence of that. I could be the next huak tuah girl!
saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
I mean…if someone set up some kind of website like billionaireKOKshow.gov where people get paid vast amounts of billionaire dick money…it would be weird.
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
In a situation like this, can you take the money but still tell people anyway without getting in trouble yourself?
LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 3 weeks ago
I wonder if he wants to show his penis to someone else. I mean 250k is 250k.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
250k isn’t enough to pay for the therapy you’d need after seeing it.
lolrightythen@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yeah, I just read something about that. The word “mangled” was specifically used.
Godric@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Proof that billionaires aren’t actually all that good with money. One could easily show their penis to someone for $250 if the ads in the newspaper are to be believed, or for $50 if you’re charming over dinner.
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Who even thinks billionaires are good with money? I never met anyone managing money better than those who live on handouts. I don’t care too much about money because I’m lucky enough to have enough
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Yeah but those newspaper people are consenting adults
Snowclone@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
$50? If you take her to KFC and she’s so impressed, I guess she’s more likely to be OK with a mangled ol’ dong.
EvilFonzy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’d look at dicks all day for 250k a pop!
Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I mean, why not? I’ve seen plenty of dicks in porn and it hasn’t hurt me…might as well get paid for it!
YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I feel like you’d get like rate limited or something at some point. No more than maybe 4 dicks/hr
Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Ah, the American healthcare system!
oppy1984@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
For 250k, he could do a nude go-go dance on a table and require that I maintain eye contact with his junk for 5 minutes. 250k would be life changing enough to put up with that.