saltnotsugar
@saltnotsugar@lemm.ee
- Comment on War 6 months ago:
Ladybug DOOM music intensifies
- Comment on please tell your husband hello 6 months ago:
I pictured a seal opening a beer and in a deep voice says, “Damn. Nice place cat. Mind if I stretch out on your couch!?”
- Comment on Boston Creme 6 months ago:
Ey this’ll get ya arrested in Boston.
- Comment on Sprocket: Tank Design is such a fun game! 6 months ago:
Yup! You can make custom camos, custom decals, place crew members (in beta version), and fight in custom battles or missions. Some communities even have fun competitions.
- Comment on WWSAD 6 months ago:
RAWR -Your favorite Dino bros maybe.
- Comment on #justgradschoolthings 6 months ago:
Gaslighting doesn’t exist and you’re going crazy. /s
- Comment on It's time to let go 6 months ago:
Hey man. I could totally use that for…some lemonade I could maybe make maybe.
- Comment on Louisiana lawmakers vote to remove lunch breaks for child workers, cut unemployment benefits 6 months ago:
I shall introduce a law allowing gruel in the workhouse to be replaced with watered down sawdust.
- Comment on turtles 7 months ago:
Shield toad.
- Comment on The best thing to show 7 months ago:
Oh hell yeah. (T-Rex sounds)
- Comment on if we could only talk to the animals 7 months ago:
Bro, do you even LEAP!?
- Comment on Helpless 7 months ago:
Derek needs to be on the sandwich offender list.
- Comment on Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months 7 months ago:
This is new console…Fun Barrel. For 20 liters of kerosene, you can play all night if the coolant doesn’t ignight.
- Comment on Say hello to my lil friends 8 months ago:
This whole town is a donut, just waiting to get…munched.
- Comment on Jaysus... 11 months ago:
“Four score and seven years ago…what’s happing to me!?”
- Comment on Comrade 11 months ago:
For some reason I always read hemoglobin as hemo-goblin. I watched Lord of the Rings too much.
- Comment on the only place he could 11 months ago:
She’d be DAMNED. If. SomeImperialGot his hands on it.
- Comment on I know it's one of you guys 11 months ago:
Look, if there’s a more subtle cock soap, I’m all ears.
- Comment on the Perks of ownership... 11 months ago:
Let me fix this small issue right quick…oh…oh dear.
- Comment on talk shit, get bit 11 months ago:
Grow fast, chomp hard.
- Comment on OpenAI says it is investigating reports ChatGPT has become ‘lazy’ 11 months ago:
ChatGPT, write a position paper on self signed certificates.
(Lights up a blunt) You need to chill out man.
- Comment on Dude, get out of here 11 months ago:
Those slaps were rather gentle, with a spirit of “Get out of here you silly goose!”
- Comment on Stalin the Tank Engine 11 months ago:
There was no rail accident comrade, or dare you suggest otherwise?
- Comment on You may want to sit down 11 months ago:
Scissor me timbers!
- Comment on Proudly served at all Quark's Bar locations (price and participation may vary) 11 months ago:
Space Bucees! Much like regular Bucees but floating around in space!
- Comment on For all the Texan Trekkies out there 11 months ago:
DS9 does need more beef jerky scenes.
- Comment on Crypto genius 11 months ago:
In prison.
Butthole destroyed.
Make check on coin.
Massive loss in value.
No.
- Comment on Sadge 11 months ago:
(Verse 1) Oh, the tale of a cat girl bold, With fur as black as the night’s cold. Sailed the seas in search of glee, But scurvy struck her, a cruel decree.
(Chorus) Meow me hearties, sing it loud, A cat girl’s plight on the ocean shroud. With a feline grace and scurvy’s sting, She danced on decks, a sailor’s fling.
(Verse 2) Her whiskers twitched, under the pirate moon, A sailor’s life, a rollicking tune. Scurvy’s grip, a relentless foe, Yet she purred defiance, letting it go.
(Chorus) Meow me hearties, sing with glee, For a cat girl’s spirit, wild and free. Through storms and scurvy, she sailed the sea, A feline mariner, forever to be.
(Bridge) In the salty breeze, her tail unfurls, Singing shanties with the ocean’s pearls. Cat eyes gleaming in the moonlit night, A scurvy-stricken kitty, yet a brave delight.
(Verse 3) Climbed the rigging with a nimble leap, Defying scurvy, in the vast deep. With a purr that echoed through the mast, She vowed to sail, while scurvy’s cast.
(Chorus) Meow me hearties, a cat girl’s tale, Through scurvy storms, she set sail. A sea shanty for the brave and free, The cat girl’s spirit, on the endless sea.
- Comment on Not even a ridge on their head or anything? 11 months ago:
More eyelashes. More. Okay, I think you’re hearing, “Give me a lot of lashes.” What I mean is GIMMY ALL THE EYELASHES BABY!
- Comment on Save thousands 11 months ago:
When I die fire me out of a freakin cannon into the sun.