saltnotsugar
@saltnotsugar@lemm.ee
- Comment on OK so which is it? 3 weeks ago:
Crocodiles: Oh YEAH?
- Comment on *fliiiinnnnnggg*. 3 weeks ago:
Bring forward the baby artillery if you PLEASE sir.
- Comment on I always hope for a horsey 3 weeks ago:
Jumpyhorse! I choose YOU!!! Use jump attack!
- Comment on The joy of quitting a shit job with an asshole boss 3 weeks ago:
This is true. The other company can ask HR to consult the big book of grudges to determine if there are indeed grudges.
- Comment on Pull to enter, you say? 3 weeks ago:
I would just stand there looking lost just to see how many more signs could be put up.
- Comment on Japan can't seem to catch a break 3 weeks ago:
Why didn’t they just switch the dudes to kilts?!
- Comment on You mean it gets worse? 3 weeks ago:
Well look on the bright side…there’s probably a bright side!
- Comment on Running monkey 3 weeks ago:
Poor monkey is trying to catch his bus.
- Comment on There's nothing better than the 3 weeks ago:
Is it affordable or is it one of those “price upon request” things?
- Comment on Stop this tomfoolery at once 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on How to hold onto a subway pole 3 weeks ago:
Everything is a training opportunity if you have the commitment of a Jedi.
- Comment on Your brain thinks... 3 weeks ago:
You know, it’s amazing how much you can learn in Lemmy.
- Comment on Do I look like a rock, motherfucker? Do I look like a fucking island? 4 weeks ago:
Like a bridge over MOTHERFUCKIN water, I will lay YOUR ASS down.
- Comment on Honey Badger hates silly meetings 4 weeks ago:
I prefer to do a fistfight over text.
- Comment on do you think freewill truly exists? 4 weeks ago:
Hey baby I brought home some dinner-
“Husband. Thy presence brings thoughts of philosophical questions.”
Alright. I’m just gonna eat this burrito though. - Comment on Toilet Time 4 weeks ago:
Me to the picture: Forgive me lass. Imma drop a ten pounder in a five pound hole.
- Comment on As my southern inlaws used to say, "cut that light on". 4 weeks ago:
Drill sergeant: Everyone’s boobs better be at the position of attention!
- Comment on Good morning here is a terrible idea. 4 weeks ago:
I remember the call of the Hot Crossed Buns.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 4 weeks ago:
You are now the sexiest thing alive to birds, so they will constantly hit on you.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 4 weeks ago:
Alas I must make my living in Philly in the cheesesteak mines.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 4 weeks ago:
Ability to make cheese at will.
- Comment on Get your own 5 weeks ago:
I would love an overly vague preview of a series:
THIS SUMMER. A show some critics call “a television show” is coming back with a mysterious problem. A new protagonist will appear, or is he an antagonist? Set in the lovely landscape of a place that is pretty nice, and music that was definitely recorded, we follow the characters who are certainly up to something. - Comment on YSK how to unclog a toilet 5 weeks ago:
A cheap method to unblock anything:
- Remove any loose material.
- Now pour 30 gallons of jet fuel in the area.
- Ignite it but stand back at least a few feet.
- Comment on Served cold 5 weeks ago:
Dentist: You eating at least 3 hotdogs a day?
Me: Uhhh…yeah.
Dentist: Lies. - Comment on And gay men. I'm sorry. I'm weak for it 5 weeks ago:
The (pumpkin) spice must flow! He who controls Dune controls the (pumpkin) spice!
- Comment on Oop 5 weeks ago:
Woopsie! Looks like we’re at war with…Portugal. Should be interesting.
- Comment on What more you want? 5 weeks ago:
Nuclear missile command picks up the phone: You have a collect call from…THE CROODS…press 1 to accept the charges.
- Comment on Mar-AI-lyn Monroe 5 weeks ago:
Take her strong hand!
- Comment on Explains crossfit 5 weeks ago:
Waterboarded alien: Okay! In 2026, people will greet each other with wiggling arms and say “Rubber!!! Tiiiiiiime!”
- Comment on Do it, I promise 5 weeks ago:
…Hey!
