saltnotsugar
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- Comment on Explains crossfit 21 hours ago:
Waterboarded alien: Okay! In 2026, people will greet each other with wiggling arms and say “Rubber!!! Tiiiiiiime!”
- Comment on Do it, I promise 1 day ago:
…Hey!
- Comment on Rawr 1 day ago:
Only 8 factor authentication is secure enough.
- Comment on LOVE THEM 1 day ago:
Select a unit and they shout out “MY LORD!” or something.
- Comment on 7 for me 2 days ago:
Don’t forget the candle in case you have to investigate something.
- Comment on Everyone loves some good food; 3 days ago:
Filet mignonut.
- Comment on It's very friendly and well behaved. 3 days ago:
Moo is French for woof.
- Comment on Uber to introduce fixed-route shuttles in major US cities designed for commuters | TechCrunch 6 days ago:
What we need is some kind of double decker traffic train thing.
- Comment on Become ungovernable! 6 days ago:
Physics says I can’t lift a train with my bare hands. Psh. Can’t tell ME what to do!
- Comment on How I view others in social media 6 days ago:
Who else is watching this in 2025!?!?
- Comment on Understanding your target audience when marketing 1 week ago:
I was uhhhh…trying to shampoo myself REALLY well.
- Comment on i broke 1 week ago:
They told me about a Dark Plagus dude and some tragedy. I spaced out but I’m pretty sure the lesson was to always keep partying.
- Comment on Did you know? 1 week ago:
I didn’t get communist vibes from that book at all. The little guy was just trying to get the ring back to Mordor.
- Comment on Onion be onioning again 1 week ago:
Safety first though!
- Comment on Rate my setup 1 week ago:
Probably able to carry away more heat than water. I want to say the Soviets tried this with a submarine but the Royal navy kept stealing the sub for breakfast.
- Comment on glugluglug 1 week ago:
What pox have you brought to this accursed land?
- Comment on Release the fear 2 weeks ago:
This is probably what Monet wanted to paint but he chickened out at the last minute every time.
- Comment on If it's good enough to keep your house warm, it's good enough to keep your insides warm 2 weeks ago:
I can never get my hands to itch and I breath too easily. There must be a better way!
- Comment on Thats a polar bear 2 weeks ago:
Saxo Seal’s Greatest Hits Vol. 5
- Seal of Love
- You Clap I Toot
- I’d Do It For A Fish
- Slippery Blues
- Comment on no way 3 weeks ago:
It’s YOUR turn to jerk off into the ice cream!
“Ugh! I friggin hate Mondays!!!”
- Comment on Pelicans will literally try to eat anything 3 weeks ago:
This is why pelicans are no longer allowed at the all you can eat buffet.
- Comment on It must tremble 3 weeks ago:
I definitely make dramatic sound effects when playing with my cat.
- Comment on Rev up those 3D printers! 3 weeks ago:
So let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel!
- Comment on pope 3 weeks ago:
HELLO. YOU’VE BEEN SELECTED AS…(raspy trucker voice) “Da next Pope”…PRESS 1 TO ACCEPT. PRESS 2 TO SPEAK TO A CARDINAL.
- Comment on They have to be stopped 3 weeks ago:
Step 1: Put it in wrong. Step 2: Put it in…wrong!?
Step 3: Magically it works. - Comment on Philosophy moment 3 weeks ago:
I think if you sold off your stock before it became public information you’d be in deep poopie doopie.
- Comment on Perplexity CEO says its browser will track everything users do online to sell 'hyper personalized' ads 3 weeks ago:
For the last time I don’t want Jenna Haze shower curtains!!!
- Comment on Holy shit, pick one already please 3 weeks ago:
Eat the food Tina! -Napoleon Pakistan maybe
- Comment on Geese on the roof 3 weeks ago:
Goose operative commander here. This is an advanced combat team involving a spotter and a shooter, likely attempting to gain a full loaf of bread.
- Comment on I always appreciate someone helping me out using their hand 4 weeks ago:
There are over five million Americans who won’t get a handjob tonight. Please consider donating.