saltnotsugar
@saltnotsugar@lemm.ee
- Comment on no way 1 day ago:
It’s YOUR turn to jerk off into the ice cream!
“Ugh! I friggin hate Mondays!!!”
- Comment on Pelicans will literally try to eat anything 2 days ago:
This is why pelicans are no longer allowed at the all you can eat buffet.
- Comment on It must tremble 3 days ago:
I definitely make dramatic sound effects when playing with my cat.
- Comment on Rev up those 3D printers! 4 days ago:
So let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel!
- Comment on pope 4 days ago:
HELLO. YOU’VE BEEN SELECTED AS…(raspy trucker voice) “Da next Pope”…PRESS 1 TO ACCEPT. PRESS 2 TO SPEAK TO A CARDINAL.
- Comment on They have to be stopped 5 days ago:
Step 1: Put it in wrong. Step 2: Put it in…wrong!?
Step 3: Magically it works. - Comment on Philosophy moment 5 days ago:
I think if you sold off your stock before it became public information you’d be in deep poopie doopie.
- Comment on Perplexity CEO says its browser will track everything users do online to sell 'hyper personalized' ads 5 days ago:
For the last time I don’t want Jenna Haze shower curtains!!!
- Comment on Holy shit, pick one already please 6 days ago:
Eat the food Tina! -Napoleon Pakistan maybe
- Comment on Geese on the roof 1 week ago:
Goose operative commander here. This is an advanced combat team involving a spotter and a shooter, likely attempting to gain a full loaf of bread.
- Comment on I always appreciate someone helping me out using their hand 1 week ago:
There are over five million Americans who won’t get a handjob tonight. Please consider donating.
- Comment on Die Bart! Die! 1 week ago:
Could you please sing the entire score of the HMS Pinafore?
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
It has some bubba le grand.
- Comment on Parkour! 1 week ago:
I miss watching snail skate videos.
- Comment on Behold, the latest unnecessary AI innovation 1 week ago:
75% of the time it satisfies every time.
- Comment on My weekend plans 2 weeks ago:
We have the slipperiest robot people around. Fuchs. Lube yo bots and yo bros.
- Comment on New Harry Potter series based on the "magic" of Weed 2 weeks ago:
“Potter! How would I roll a blunt with the stickiest of the icky?” Professor Snape asked smoothly.
- Comment on It's about that time 2 weeks ago:
Sell it on eBay as extra refined banana jerky.
- Comment on I do this all the time when both my hands are full and I'm a bit excited in my pants 3 weeks ago:
Please use boner to press button. This is NOT for dirty fingers. THANK YOU.
- Comment on This is not the post you're looking for 3 weeks ago:
We can go about our business.
- Comment on The history channel at 5 am 3 weeks ago:
History channel: Could the nazis have turned the pyramids of Giza into unstoppable tanks? Most historians refuse to debate it!
- Comment on Gimli Giblets 3 weeks ago:
Totally not for cloning!
- Comment on Welcome, friend! 3 weeks ago:
(Cicada bro screeching)
Group of hot ladies: Oh wow. Is he single? - Comment on Get that Musky Grindset going 3 weeks ago:
I mean…if someone set up some kind of website like billionaireKOKshow.gov where people get paid vast amounts of billionaire dick money…it would be weird.
- Comment on Say when 3 weeks ago:
There is a land, known as (ethereal Dune soundtrack plays) the Midwest. A land where these breadsticks are gourmet.
- Comment on Say when 3 weeks ago:
The love making scene in Team America, but it’s just a bunch of breadsticks from Olive Garden.
- Comment on We are so cooked 4 weeks ago:
I know it’s likely pesticides, but have we officially ruled out bee assassins?
- Comment on Caught Slacking 4 weeks ago:
Alas thy plan has failed, for my lips are as moist as a frog going down a waterslide in the rainforest.
- Comment on long 4 weeks ago:
Please please please let there be a long bacon store.
- Comment on ghibli posting 4 weeks ago:
Has technology reached it’s zenith?