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Rocky rock rocking

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨LouSlash@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/3d3c7ee9-e36c-46a8-b1b3-66fc8367b01d.jpeg

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  • drmoose@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Clearly it’s an egg of a momma stone

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  • JigglySackles@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m sorry but if you’d like to have an argument you’ll have to pay.

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    • ReiRose@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yes, but that was never five minutes, just now. Oh come on!

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      • JigglySackles@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yes it was.

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  • SheenSquelcher@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sorry its a pebble.

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  • madjo@feddit.nl ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is no rock, is troll kid!

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  • wabafee@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s pet rock. I thought they discontinued that thing.

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    • ChillPenguin@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “The guy made a million dollars!”

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  • LarmyOfLone@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Those who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw rocks

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  • Shardikprime@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I have to say it. That’s a really nice rock.

    Well rounded

    Uniform oval shape

    Well distributed grain

    Minimal color invariance

    Pauli’s exclusion principle compliant

    Higher than average support threshold

    Aerodynamic

    Hydrodynamic

    No moss (that’s always a plus)

    No visible cracks, dents or imperfections

    Negative wobblyness

    3 dimensional

    Positive spinniness

    Nice all around silicate spectrum

    Higher than average (if not more) cold-handling potential

    High end projectile index (above 0.95, that’s factoring window breaking potential)

    Maximally grind factor (>0.82, that’s garlic grade)

    Nutcracker performance with tolerable parameters

    Accurate weather predictor (Fast drying is most)

    Gravitationally bound to Earth system

    Free range Baryonic matter contents

    All around a solid, great pick. Only needs a banana for scale but thanks to the ±wow factor(i number values) any size variation would just only make it better

    Rate: 5/7

    7/7 with rice

    Bro Rating: 🧢 🧢 🧢 🧢 🧢

    Judgement: 👍

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    • ReiRose@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Why is moss bad?!

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      • Shardikprime@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s not bad but has been deprecated since the 1987 US Solar system survey review from the 87-608 reports from Brown, Janet L., Framework and sedimentary moss patterns of the Rock Formations on Sol III

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    • madjo@feddit.nl ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s a perfect 5 out of 7

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    • LeroyJenkins@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      you’re right. no arguments here

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    • Quadhammer@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I hate that rock. I dont even think its not man made. Fake ass dumb rock

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  • HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nah that’s a bean.

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  • Thebular@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    We are all rock on this blessed day

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  • aeharding@vger.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No alt text tho

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  • Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image was made with AI

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    • Aneb@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Liked by a bot

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  • PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Without banana for scale it could be boulder or asteroid

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    • Shardikprime@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Even a pebble

      My god, when do the lies end?!

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  • chiliedogg@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Everybody arguing rock, stone, or pebble.

    It’s a jpeg.

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    • nialv7@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ce n’est pas un rocher

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    • Maiq@lemy.lol ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Just downloaded it, it was a .png.

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  • raptore39@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That is igneous rock! You have to be specific otherwise it’s just wrong and confusing!

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  • Surp@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s not a rock

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    • starman2112@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ce n’est pas un rocher

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  • phoenixz@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s grey

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    • harmsy@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s not grey, jackass! It’s GRAY! With an A! WARBLGARBLANGRYSCREECHING

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    • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I agree.

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      • phoenixz@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        How dare you!

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    • ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Citation please.

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    • cute_noker@feddit.dk ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No its not

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      • TheOgreChef@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Your argument is spurious and without merit.

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Everybody must get stoned

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  • wtckt@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s a rock, alright.

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    • cute_noker@feddit.dk ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Its actually a stone

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    • phoenixz@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No, it’s not.

      It’s a giant pebble, get your facts straight

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    • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Source?

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  • AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I would describe it more as a well rounded piece of gravel, just calling it a rock disregards the geological implications of fluid transport and energy involved with a well rounded stone of that size.

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    • ameancow@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Wow, just TYPICAL that one of “you people” would just IGNORE the fact that the object is actually an accumulation of particles that were formed in a number of astronomical events over billions of years, I guess you don’t even CARE about the rich history that went into this object and only care if it’s “well rounded.”

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  • RangerJosey@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s an egg

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  • merdaverse@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The rock was clearly designed by an omnipotent God, and can’t be the product of chance

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  • Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s clearly a rock coloured silicone egg for people with an oviposition fetish.

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  • CherryBullets@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    C’est pas une pierre, c’est une roche 🤪

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    • zerofatorial@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Qual Roche qual quê caralho, aquilo é uma pedra!!

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  • 0ops@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nice

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  • MTK@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fuck you!

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  • Rusty@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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  • AlbertSpangler@lemmings.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    IT’S A STONE

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    • Rakudjo@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Stony stone stoning

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    • Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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      • Quadhammer@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Get your head out of the sand, bird man!

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    • letsgo@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The scale isn’t too clear from the image but it looks more like a pebble to me.

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      • AlbertSpangler@lemmings.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Oh that’s such a typical response from the kind of person in the subgroup I have now mentally assigned you to based off my preconceptions about anyone who gives descriptions of that stone that differ from mine!

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  • MITM0@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But is it a rock ? Or an ancient dragon egg

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  • mechoman444@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Everyone knows all rocks are flat this is just NASA propaganda.

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