That’s not a rock. That’s a picture of a rock.
Rocky rock rocking
Submitted 5 days ago by LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/3d3c7ee9-e36c-46a8-b1b3-66fc8367b01d.jpeg
Comments
lemmydripzdotz456@lemmy.world 5 days ago
SARGE@startrek.website 5 days ago
No, that’s a jpeg representation on your screen of a photo of a rock.
capybara@lemm.ee 5 days ago
It’s a jpeg representation on your screen of a photo of a rock which you probably have observed with your eyes
i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 days ago
That’s not my dad, that’s a cell phone. Duh!
EvilBit@lemmy.world 5 days ago
It’s a MINERAL, Marie.
socsa@piefed.social 5 days ago
Hey fuck you buddy
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
You’re awfully never for someone who’s within rock range.
FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 5 days ago
I’m not your buddy, Pal!
griff@lemmings.world 5 days ago
don’t call me bro, bro!
griff@lemmings.world 5 days ago
photo of a rock
plenipotentprotogod@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Ceci n’est pas une rock
rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
The Treachery of the Meme
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 days ago
NO IT’S A STONE NOT A ROCK
SirQuack@feddit.nl 5 days ago
EVERY STONE IS A ROCK YOU STONE BRAINED ROCK
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 days ago
UMM ACTUALLY I’M A ROCK BRAINED STONE
YOU’RE PROBABLY STONED YOURSELF SINCE YOU’RE SPOUTING UTTER NONSENSE
SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
Its a pebble
lengau@midwest.social 5 days ago
Looks more like a stone to me.
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I’m sorry but you have no pint of refrence! No banana to scale. Could be a large stone
SimpleMachine@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
It’s apparently igneous, so you could use grain size. Based on that, probably around the size of a baseball. I’m going with ‘large stone’ lol
sailorzoop@lemmy.librebun.com 5 days ago
Could be a giant boulder
JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 5 days ago
hedge_lord@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Did you think I’d just accept that at face value? Do you take me for a fool? That is an egg! You’ve painted it to look like a rock because you are afraid that I will steal it. You thought I would think it was a rock. But it is an egg.
hedge_lord@lemmy.world 5 days ago
To all the people in my DMs, don’t tell me that it’s a roc egg. It’s not. A roc would have a much larger egg that would be brown in colouration. And it would smell minty, which this one does not. No, this is clearly just a mundane egg painted to look like a rock.
hedge_lord@lemmy.world 5 days ago
When I said it was a mundane egg I just meant that it was an egg. I didn’t know that it would be full of crabs. But it’s still an egg! It’s a mundane egg that happened to be packed with crabs of varying sizes and colourations.
Wolverdiddlyino@lemmy.world 4 days ago
It’s not a rock, it’s a photo of a rock. And it’s probably AI.
letsgo@lemm.ee 4 days ago
Ceci n’est pas une pierre.
asdfasdfasdf@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Source? Really dislike all these unsubstantiated claims everywhere.
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Everybody arguing rock, stone, or pebble.
It’s a jpeg.
Maiq@lemy.lol 4 days ago
Just downloaded it, it was a .png.
nialv7@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Ce n’est pas un rocher
nthavoc@lemmy.today 4 days ago
IT’S A MINERAL!
Wolverdiddlyino@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Dammit, Marie!
O_R_I_O_N@lemm.ee 4 days ago
It’s a stone!!
JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 5 days ago
That’s actually a pebble, not a rock
jimmux@programming.dev 5 days ago
Pebbles are small enough to fit in your mouth. This is clearly a stone.
prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Pretty sure stones have to weigh 14 pounds…
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 days ago
How can you know?? Have you tried putting this one in your mouth?
chrisgpz@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Obviously, that is a photograph of a stone.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 days ago
What if it’s a hyper realistic drawing of a stone? Checkmate atheists.
SpraynardKruger@lemm.ee 5 days ago
Ceci n’est pas un rocher.
Shardikprime@lemmy.world 4 days ago
I have to say it. That’s a really nice rock.
Well rounded
Uniform oval shape
Well distributed grain
Minimal color invariance
Pauli’s exclusion principle compliant
Higher than average support threshold
Aerodynamic
Hydrodynamic
No moss (that’s always a plus)
No visible cracks, dents or imperfections
Negative wobblyness
3 dimensional
Positive spinniness
Nice all around silicate spectrum
Higher than average (if not more) cold-handling potential
High end projectile index (above 0.95, that’s factoring window breaking potential)
Maximally grind factor (>0.82, that’s garlic grade)
Nutcracker performance with tolerable parameters
Accurate weather predictor (Fast drying is most)
Gravitationally bound to Earth system
Free range Baryonic matter contents
All around a solid, great pick. Only needs a banana for scale but thanks to the ±wow factor(i number values) any size variation would just only make it better
Rate: 5/7
7/7 with rice
Bro Rating: 🧢 🧢 🧢 🧢 🧢
Judgement: 👍
Quadhammer@lemmy.world 4 days ago
I hate that rock. I dont even think its not man made. Fake ass dumb rock
ReiRose@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Why is moss bad?!
Shardikprime@lemmy.world 3 days ago
It’s not bad but has been deprecated since the 1987 US Solar system survey review from the 87-608 reports from Brown, Janet L., Framework and sedimentary moss patterns of the Rock Formations on Sol III
madjo@feddit.nl 4 days ago
It’s a perfect 5 out of 7
LeroyJenkins@lemmy.world 4 days ago
you’re right. no arguments here
SheenSquelcher@lemm.ee 4 days ago
Sorry its a pebble.
sytone@lemmy.world 4 days ago
It’s not a rock, do your research
cryptix@discuss.tchncs.de 4 days ago
I think its an egg painted gray.
AlbertSpangler@lemmings.world 4 days ago
IT’S A STONE
Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
Quadhammer@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Get your head out of the sand, bird man!
letsgo@lemm.ee 4 days ago
The scale isn’t too clear from the image but it looks more like a pebble to me.
AlbertSpangler@lemmings.world 4 days ago
Oh that’s such a typical response from the kind of person in the subgroup I have now mentally assigned you to based off my preconceptions about anyone who gives descriptions of that stone that differ from mine!
bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 5 days ago
They’re minerals Marie!
Treczoks@lemmy.world 5 days ago
This is not a rock. It is just a pebble.
SneakyWeasel@lemmy.ca 5 days ago
Its actually nothing like this rock. This is just a trubute!
dan1101@lemm.ee 5 days ago
It’s a boulder, but just not quite as large as most boulders.
DmMacniel@feddit.org 5 days ago
Clearly its not a rock as it is too smooth to be from nature and has been polished by hand.
merdaverse@lemmy.world 4 days ago
The rock was clearly designed by an omnipotent God, and can’t be the product of chance
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 4 days ago
It’s clearly a rock coloured silicone egg for people with an oviposition fetish.
CherryBullets@lemmy.ca 4 days ago
C’est pas une pierre, c’est une roche 🤪
Rusty@lemmy.ca 4 days ago
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 5 days ago
Dragon egg
Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 5 days ago
You’re out of your element, fleshoid.
groolthedemon@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Rocks aren’t real people!!! Wake the fuck up and follow your instincts! It’s all a conspiracy conjured up by big GEOLOGY!
Carmakazi@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Clearly a stone.
Valmond@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Failed again.
It’s an image.
Obi@sopuli.xyz 5 days ago
It’s clearly just binary code.
Vespair@lemm.ee 4 days ago
It’s definitely not a pipe
dutchkimble@lemy.lol 5 days ago
Yep, seems like a static gif file. That’s pronounced as jiff in case anyone was wondering.
pewpew@feddit.it 5 days ago
No, it’s your display you are looking at
Wintry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 days ago
No that’s obviously a tiny boulder
socsa@piefed.social 5 days ago
The pioneers used the ride these babies for miles.
Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
Tiny boulders do not exist. you have obviously never seen a large boulder the size of a small boulder
HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 5 days ago
Bite-sized mountain
Prandom_returns@lemm.ee 4 days ago
You’re just like Hitler, blocked.
Professorozone@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Is it? Could be a pebble. We don’t have a scale after all.
SeekPie@lemm.ee 4 days ago
Did I hear a rock and stone?