Baking Bread with Lava in Iceland (actually with hot springs heated by lava)
There exists a position inside the earth where it is possible to cook a perfect pizza just by leaving it there
Submitted 1 month ago by RedStrider@lemmy.world to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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cerement@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
667@lemmy.radio 1 month ago
Bread sous vide basically
hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I need
UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
There is this restaurant on a volcano on Lanzarote, in the “Parque Nacional de Timanfaya”, where they cook with the heat from the magma below. I am sure you could cook a pizza with that, as well.
grozzle@lemm.ee 1 month ago
been there once - saw a delivery of some big canisters of gas 🤔
kameecoding@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s just for gas lightning (the customers into thinking they cook with magma heat)
msage@programming.dev 1 month ago
Yeah, I had the chicken.
Unfortunatelly, the rest of the kitched was not very good. Just go to Villa Toledo in Costa Teguise.
WoodScientist@lemmy.world 1 month ago
There are places on the planet Mercury that, if you were to find a lava tube of sufficient depth, would be the perfect temperature for human habitation. Some of the craters on Mercury’s poles are never exposed to sunlight and actually have ice in them. Most of the planet is of course boiling hot when the Sun is overhead. But there should be some choice areas where you could skirt the balance of the two, and find lava tubes that, with proper sealing, would be quite comfortable for humans to occupy.
Valmond@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s called a pizza oven!
ShareMySims@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Probably, but is that position also accessible to you to put the pizza there in the first place, and be able to get it back out? Because if it isn’t, all you’ve done is sacrifice a perfectly good pizza. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ALostInquirer@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Doesn’t the Earth deserve the occasional pizzafice?
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“Finally! A pizza! I’m SO sick of virgins!”
ShareMySims@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Can’t argue with that…
OlinOfTheHillPeople@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This would be a good question for What If (xkcd).
Zos_Kia@lemmynsfw.com 1 month ago
There was also a time when most of the universe was at the perfect temperature and density to cook pizza,I guess.
HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 1 month ago
there are some spots on earth’s surface where this is true as well.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 month ago
You can probably find such a place on the surface of the earth if it’s close to an active volcano.
DarkMetatron@feddit.org 1 month ago
This is the place where the hidden ancient civilization of P’zz’r lives, a mystical forgotten place deep in the earth
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’d rather be there, then the lost city of Atlanta.
mitrosus@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
That is under my foot
subtext@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Luckily, we can mathematically prove this with the Intermediate Value Theorem!
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Lets not, and say that we did.
mvirts@lemmy.world 1 month ago
There must be infinitely many such positions if there is one
qfe0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
They’re called ovens.
FigMcLargeHuge@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Or my car…
Boozilla@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Someone wants to summon Durin’s Bane.
cerement@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
“It’s-a me, Durino!”
jbrains@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Only if temperature distribution is a continuous function.
yesman@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What toppings? Are we talking fresh Moz? White sauce? This is very important.
lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
I think the process of transporting it there and back fucks with the temperature because the it increases and later decreases so slowly that it’s overcooked just by bringing it there and back again.
half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Igneous extruded, is a type of pizza crust you’d get at a hipster pizza joint
SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
If you just leave it there it’s likely to overcook. Take it out when it’s done and enjoy.
mvirts@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Any overcooked item must have been perfectly cooked at one point assuming the item cooks evenly :P