There exists a position inside the earth where it is possible to cook a perfect pizza just by leaving it there

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• SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If you just leave it there it’s likely to overcook. Take it out when it’s done and enjoy.

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  • mvirts@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Any overcooked item must have been perfectly cooked at one point assuming the item cooks evenly :P

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• cerement@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Baking Bread with Lava in Iceland (actually with hot springs heated by lava)

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  • 667@lemmy.radio ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bread sous vide basically

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  • hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I need

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• UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  There is this restaurant on a volcano on Lanzarote, in the “Parque Nacional de Timanfaya”, where they cook with the heat from the magma below. I am sure you could cook a pizza with that, as well.

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  • grozzle@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    been there once - saw a delivery of some big canisters of gas 🤔

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    • kameecoding@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s just for gas lightning (the customers into thinking they cook with magma heat)

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  • msage@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah, I had the chicken.

    Unfortunatelly, the rest of the kitched was not very good. Just go to Villa Toledo in Costa Teguise.

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• WoodScientist@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  There are places on the planet Mercury that, if you were to find a lava tube of sufficient depth, would be the perfect temperature for human habitation. Some of the craters on Mercury’s poles are never exposed to sunlight and actually have ice in them. Most of the planet is of course boiling hot when the Sun is overhead. But there should be some choice areas where you could skirt the balance of the two, and find lava tubes that, with proper sealing, would be quite comfortable for humans to occupy.

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  • wabafee@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • WoodScientist@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      livescience.com/…/mercury-may-have-a-potentially-…

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    • rorsche@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      einstein-schrodinger.com/mercury_colony.html

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• Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s called a pizza oven!

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• ShareMySims@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Probably, but is that position also accessible to you to put the pizza there in the first place, and be able to get it back out? Because if it isn’t, all you’ve done is sacrifice a perfectly good pizza. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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  • ALostInquirer@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Doesn’t the Earth deserve the occasional pizzafice?

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    • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “Finally! A pizza! I’m SO sick of virgins!”

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    • ShareMySims@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Can’t argue with that…

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• OlinOfTheHillPeople@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This would be a good question for What If (xkcd).

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• Zos_Kia@lemmynsfw.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  There was also a time when most of the universe was at the perfect temperature and density to cook pizza,I guess.

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• HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  there are some spots on earth’s surface where this is true as well.

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  • OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Like inside my oven.

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    • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Whoa

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You can probably find such a place on the surface of the earth if it’s close to an active volcano.

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• DarkMetatron@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is the place where the hidden ancient civilization of P’zz’r lives, a mystical forgotten place deep in the earth

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’d rather be there, then the lost city of Atlanta.

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• mitrosus@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That is under my foot

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• subtext@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Luckily, we can mathematically prove this with the Intermediate Value Theorem!

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Lets not, and say that we did.

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• mvirts@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  There must be infinitely many such positions if there is one

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  • qfe0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They’re called ovens.

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    • FigMcLargeHuge@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Or my car…

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• Boozilla@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Someone wants to summon Durin’s Bane.

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  • cerement@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “It’s-a me, Durino!”

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• jbrains@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Only if temperature distribution is a continuous function.

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• yesman@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What toppings? Are we talking fresh Moz? White sauce? This is very important.

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• lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I think the process of transporting it there and back fucks with the temperature because the it increases and later decreases so slowly that it’s overcooked just by bringing it there and back again.

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• half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Igneous extruded, is a type of pizza crust you’d get at a hipster pizza joint

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