SonicBlue03

@SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨get back, swine!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t expect to see a pig getting forked today.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you scare a flamingo?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Any way the moose goes doesn’t really matter to me. To me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ancient Aliens⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dillhenge

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Farmers are making bank harvesting a new crop: Solar energy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’ll be rotated with soybeans to enhance energy yields.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would you, could you with a kink?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve never understood kinks that involve toilets.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨On the struggle bus⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Peeps are panicking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Celebrate 50 years of Microsoft with the company's original source code.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So this code likely generated the very first blue screen of death.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🦆 - 🚗The fuck is bigger than the car.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There are some big as fuck SUVs though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Better watch what you say⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This guy was great in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨EggCoin is now officially notarized at a United States bank!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  At that price it’s difficult to keep your sunny side up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When people ask me what I did for new years.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Same

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨is that real?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey isn’t that Sulu?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sinocalliopteryx⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought this was a family channel.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not the worst sales technique.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You can feel halfway good about yourself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Close the damn window⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is an all-time favorite Edison quote. I also like “Who let the dogs out?..Who?..Who?”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Genesis of a joke.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, I remember. I remember, don’t worry.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Genesis of a joke.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh Lord!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New mobile features are sh*t these days⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The bezels are pretty wide on these examples. Some people like that though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The most accurate description ever⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  His head is a living plasma ball.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Phonebooks⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes. I live in a larger metropolitan area and there were both white and yellow (business) page editions that were 2 1/2 inches thick each.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Soup⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I sold my soup for rock and roll.