SonicBlue03

@SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't forget to wipe ⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Pepperidge Farm remembers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I removed myself from the streaming service today, too. They no longer have most of what I watch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caption this.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Our furry merkins are available in three sizes to fit most.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's No Lie!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice ash!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cuddly gerbils⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pepper couldn’t make the shoot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cuddly gerbils⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks like a Rodentdendron.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lasagnaius⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My bad. Another commenter gave the same responseius.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lasagnaius⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Assius to Assius!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's already too late⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  equeef. The brand to trust with your dry ass lips?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Measuring in dick inches⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Excite once, measure twice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you say motorcycle⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Motorsickles harvest three times as fast as manual sickles. Pretty sure I’ve heard that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Winner winner!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This ain’t even a buck!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you're having difficulty figuring out how to pronounce "data," say database.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I agree. I’ve always said this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fried⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not in love with the shape of you, egg.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨get back, swine!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t expect to see a pig getting forked today.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you scare a flamingo?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Any way the moose goes doesn’t really matter to me. To me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ancient Aliens⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Dillhenge

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Farmers are making bank harvesting a new crop: Solar energy⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’ll be rotated with soybeans to enhance energy yields.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would you, could you with a kink?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve never understood kinks that involve toilets.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨On the struggle bus⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Peeps are panicking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Celebrate 50 years of Microsoft with the company's original source code.⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So this code likely generated the very first blue screen of death.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🦆 - 🚗The fuck is bigger than the car.⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There are some big as fuck SUVs though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Better watch what you say⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This guy was great in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨EggCoin is now officially notarized at a United States bank!⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  At that price it’s difficult to keep your sunny side up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When people ask me what I did for new years.⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Same

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨is that real?⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey isn’t that Sulu?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sinocalliopteryx⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought this was a family channel.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not the worst sales technique.⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You can feel halfway good about yourself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Close the damn window⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  This is an all-time favorite Edison quote. I also like “Who let the dogs out?..Who?..Who?”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Genesis of a joke.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, I remember. I remember, don’t worry.