SonicBlue03

@SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's nothing⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s likely just gas.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He burned WHAT?!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Dick Johnson

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you feel the spirit???⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t recommend getting it at Walmart.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Potentially life-changing if you're eligible⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  In the unlikely event you don’t have eleven fingers, you could use an apostrophe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In stores now!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Corn people figure these things out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In stores now!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you a longitudinal or latitudinal eater?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't forget to wipe ⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pepperidge Farm remembers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I removed myself from the streaming service today, too. They no longer have most of what I watch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caption this.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Our furry merkins are available in three sizes to fit most.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's No Lie!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice ash!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cuddly gerbils⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Pepper couldn’t make the shoot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cuddly gerbils⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks like a Rodentdendron.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lasagnaius⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My bad. Another commenter gave the same responseius.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lasagnaius⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Assius to Assius!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's already too late⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  equeef. The brand to trust with your dry ass lips?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Measuring in dick inches⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Excite once, measure twice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you say motorcycle⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Motorsickles harvest three times as fast as manual sickles. Pretty sure I’ve heard that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Winner winner!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This ain’t even a buck!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you're having difficulty figuring out how to pronounce "data," say database.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I agree. I’ve always said this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fried⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not in love with the shape of you, egg.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨get back, swine!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t expect to see a pig getting forked today.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you scare a flamingo?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Any way the moose goes doesn’t really matter to me. To me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ancient Aliens⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Dillhenge

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Farmers are making bank harvesting a new crop: Solar energy⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’ll be rotated with soybeans to enhance energy yields.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would you, could you with a kink?⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve never understood kinks that involve toilets.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨On the struggle bus⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Peeps are panicking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Celebrate 50 years of Microsoft with the company's original source code.⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So this code likely generated the very first blue screen of death.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🦆 - 🚗The fuck is bigger than the car.⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There are some big as fuck SUVs though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Better watch what you say⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This guy was great in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨EggCoin is now officially notarized at a United States bank!⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  At that price it’s difficult to keep your sunny side up.