Be still my beating tastebuds

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• apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Homeopathic guac.

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  • petenu@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Homeopathamole

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  • GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Seems more like sociopathic guac.

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• MrJameGumb@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This got me curious so I looked up the nutrition page on Tesco’s website… The two main ingredients are water and tomatos lol

  INGREDIENTS: Water, Tomato, Rapeseed Oil, Onion, Modified Maize Starch, Avocado (3.5%), Soured Cream (Milk) (3%), Lime Juice from Concentrate, Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Whey Powder (Milk), Sugar, Garlic Purée, Jalapeño Chilli (1%), Coriander Leaf, Dried Egg Yolk, Acidity Regulator (Citric Acid), Salt, Colours (Lutein, Copper Complexes of Chlorophyllins), Stabilisers (Xanthan Gum), Dried Red Pepper, Glucose Syrup, Preservative (Potassium Sorbate), Antioxidant (Ascorbic Acid).

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  • owatnext@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just like mother used to make.

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    • MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Gather around children and enjoy some of mamas Tesco Guacamole inspired topping

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  • solsangraal@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    at least they’re up front about their bullshit. unlike “american cheese” that has “pasteurized processed cheese product” in fine print. or “ice cream” with “frozen dairy product” in fine print

    i’m also impressed they called it “rapeseed oil” instead of canola oil. though maybe there are new rules about that

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    • checkmymixtapeyo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Honestly not sure why people get so upset about American cheese. It’s just cheese with an emulsifier in it that softens it. Best burger cheese by far.

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    • tiramichu@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hasn’t it always been called rapeseed in the UK?

      As I understand it, canola oil as a term is used predominantly only in the US and Canada, with canola itself being a portmanteau of Canadian Oil

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    • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Here in the USA something that says “guacamole inspired” would for sure have zero percent avocado lol

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    • shutz@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Canola is a North American thing. AFAIK the British are familiar with the term “rapeseed” and don’t need the rebranding.

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    • Glowstick@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I think that’s the difference between UK law and US law

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    • Angry_Autist@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Actually Canola is a stupid Canadian thing thought up so they could sell it to stupid Americans.

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    • MonkderDritte@feddit.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      In Swiss, Milk alternatives like barley milk, aren’t allowed to contain “milk” in the name, because they’re not milk.

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    • Trainguyrom@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      "american cheese” that has “pasteurized processed cheese product” in fine print. or “ice cream” with “frozen dairy product” in fine print

      Maybe this is just because I live in Wisconsin where the dairy and alcohol lobbies are both extremely strong, but most not-icecream is labeled as a “frozen desert” and those terrible plastic Impersonations of cheese also aren’t labeled as cheese at all. Granted the graphic design does a ton of the heavy lifting. On the “frozen desert” it shows a scoop of ice cream in decidedly ice cream like packaging and says the flavor really huge, then in much smaller print below that “frozen desert”

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  • Xeroxchasechase@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So it’s green ketchup!

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    • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Sugar is not nearly high enough on that ingredient list to be ketchup, but it’d be nice if it wasn’t there at all. I mean it already has cornstarch.

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  • anachronist@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Lets play spot the hidden corn syrup.

    Modified Maize Starch

    There it is!

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    • TIN@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Is that what it means? Ha, I always assumed that was a thickener or something.

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  • lazylion_ca@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That actually doesnt sound too bad. Though I’m surprised with the artificial colors that this is what went with.

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  • Zanz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Except it has sour cream another dairy products in it. Those don’t belong in guacamole under any circumstance. Even tomato is iffy and shouldn’t really be in there.

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• feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Memories of Guacamole™

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  • TexNox@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m sure that’s a farrow and ball paint colour.

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  • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Can’t find the one where they added a fourth panel

    Image

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    • randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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    • BluesF@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Whoah, I remember all the catchy “not butter” related margarine names. I guess “I can’t believe it’s not butter” must have consumed them all before today in some act of greasy cannibalism.

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• BroBot9000@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “I can’t believe it’s not Guac”

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• superkret@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Finally, millenials’ financial troubles are over!

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• Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “I can’t believe we’re legally not allowed to call it guacamole”

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• Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Reminds me of “fruit drink with natural flavors.” Not actually juice, just juice adjacent.

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• qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I mean I drink oatmilk, and I think it’d be perfectly reasonable to say “milk-inspired drink,” but yeah… looking at the ingredients I’d stick to guac or plain avocados, unless cash is real tight.

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• tiramichu@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  🤮

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  • everett@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Which are you not into? Creamy or zesty?

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    • tiramichu@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “Inspired”

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• iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I saw “tortilla chips with avocado”, it had %0.04 dried avocado powder in it. So lower than that?

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  • cheese_greater@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Anytime they say its “with” its like homeopathic level

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• Pregnenolone@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The worst part of this is the lack of hyphen

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  • radicalautonomy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Yeah I dunno, Jake…I was just this very moment enjoying this bomb-ass salsa when it hit me…this epiphany just washed over me…I think I want want to be a power bottom.”

    pauses putting guac covered tortilla chip in mouth “…o…ohmigawd…you’re not gonna believe this, Mike…”

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• avidamoeba@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Be inspired.

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  • Bonesince1997@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Topping

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• lurch@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Allergic to what? It’s still got avocado in it, just not a whole lot

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    • lurch@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Imitation tree fruit emulsion

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• brap@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is this like the whole wasabi thing where cheapskates use horseradish instead?

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  • superkret@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Almost everyone outside of Japan uses horseradish, not just cheapskates. There isn’t very much real wasabi.

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  • porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    *everyone

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• MisterFrog@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Props to them, though, for keeping equal text font for the title so it’s not as easily mistaken for actually guacamole.

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Guac La Croix

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• skittle07crusher@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Not sure even British. Saw Tesco on an aboringdystopia post.

  Yes.

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• Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  /shrug. Albeit with low expectations, I’d try it.

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• Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How inspiring is guacamole?

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  • Zron@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It inspires me everyday.

    If guacamole didn’t exist, I wouldn’t want to get out of bed

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