Tit loans please.
Can I loan a pair of DD’s for a few weeks. I’d like to see how they suit me.
Choose wisely
Submitted 4 months ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Several years ago my friend sent me a photo of a local Break Check location down the street from his house at night with some of the letters burned out so that it said Bra Check. This post prompted me to ask him if he still had it so that I can make my first Lemmy post.
xorollo@leminal.space 4 months ago
And? How is your first post coming? It’s been five hours. Is your friend OK?
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 4 months ago
No word yet.
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 4 months ago
He no longer has it, or at least couldn’t find it. The search continues.
ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 4 months ago
do you mean brake check? did the brake check sign break?
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Yes. Fixed. Fingers moved faster than my brain.
Thanks for the heads up!
mechoman444@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Is that the gas station from my house.wad?
linkinkampf19@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Could be, gotta check if the Slurpee machine gives you 200 health.
waz@lemmy.world 4 months ago
There is a shoe store where I used to live named Red’s Shoe Barn. I was always hoping the correct lights would fail to make their sign read “ed’s hoe Bar”. To my knowledge it never happened, but I don’t know.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 4 months ago
If it doesn’t happen on its own, you might have to help a little…
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
I’m a guy, I’m already damned to tit loans. I only get to borrow tits for awhile.
match@pawb.social 4 months ago
Try growing your own at home with this one weird supplement (estrogen)
stoy@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
I would pick hell, people have told me to go there, so I’d check out what the fuzz is all about.
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 4 months ago
The spacing between tits and loans makes me think it is two separate features of this locale.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 4 months ago
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 4 months ago
Read the room, pal, some people are choosing Ass World.
mechoman444@lemmy.world 4 months ago
My mind cannot process this picture so I’m choosing to block it out.
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 4 months ago
Image Transcript: Sexy lady lets you put one dollar bills on her while convincing you to sign off on a 4% 8 year auto loan (fine print says compounding quarterly).
davidagain@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Yeah, that’s a definite ass world for me, because whilst I might visit tit loans out of curiosity, ass world is where I am sure I would want to go regularly.
StThicket@reddthat.com 4 months ago
Hell means luck in Norse.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 4 months ago
That might explain why there is a Hell in Michigan.
ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 4 months ago
and light/pale in German (and it’s ilk).
toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Tit loans for sure, I could use a bit of a bust boost
linkinkampf19@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Hell looks awfully familiar… Something about happiness.
ramius345@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
myhouse.wad
linkinkampf19@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Ding ding ding. What a mindfuck it was.
iamjackflack@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Something something fight club, no wait that’s not right
linkinkampf19@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Something something Tyler Durden… Nah still not right. Plenty of mayhem tho.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Hell looks like a warm gun? 🤔
linkinkampf19@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Only if it’s the BFG9000.
variants@possumpat.io 4 months ago
I remember a show store called dsw shoes had an S burned out so it was just dsw hoes. which makes more sense because dsw stands for designer shoe warehouse so why add an extra shoes at the end to make it designer shoe warehouse shoes
radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 4 months ago
No one believese, but I swear one time the stores lights were fucky at a Roomstore location I was driving by, and it looked like Poonstore.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 4 months ago
Probably because you forgot to take a picture
radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 4 months ago
This was back in the late 90s before cell phones were common, and I didn’t happen to have a camera in my car at the time.
ampedwolfman@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I’m tryna penetrative. Slide smooth into them cheeks… so hell it is.
birbalkumar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
Choosing wisely is crucial when it comes to financial decisions. If you’re in California and need quick cash, consider a payday loan with instant funding to a debit card. It’s a convenient option for those unexpected expenses that can’t wait. Always ensure you understand the terms and choose a reputable lender to avoid potential pitfalls.
notanaltaccount@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Die mart. I would be curious to know if the title was just beijg edgy.
simple@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Die Mart sounds really metal, I wonder what they sell there
gnutrino@programming.dev 4 months ago
Dice, obviously.
Frozengyro@lemmy.world 4 months ago
You can only get one though.
ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world 4 months ago
It’s actually just a German superette. Bit of a red herring
pacmondo@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Its just german, it says “The Mart”
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Oh, you mean like that loveable scamp Bart Simpson?
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Etterra@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Machine tools, but only half. Taps are in a different shop.
Etterra@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Potassium vaccines.
roguetrick@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Wouldn’t kill you (assuming you didn’t get a whole bunch of lethal does). You need the potassium to be injected in a vein to work, intermuscular injections don’t absorb to the heart fat enough. It would, however, fucking HURT.
Now imagine what botched lethal injections are like.