ThrowawaySobriquet
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- Submitted 3 months ago to showerthoughts@lemmy.world | 7 comments
- Comment on Virginia is shrinking! 3 months ago:
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- Comment on Virginia is shrinking! 3 months ago:
No idea. I still wonder sometimes where the disconnect was, but I also just try to not let things like that get to me anymore. I’m having mixed success
- Comment on Virginia is shrinking! 3 months ago:
At the time I was 22 and didn’t have a firm grasp on the idea I could tell someone being rude to go fuck themselves. It was just a bunch of old folks pining for the glory days of national pride and dysentery, but like, fuck. Snuff out a curious light like that.
- Comment on Virginia is shrinking! 3 months ago:
I went to a panel presentation on the early colonies around the Revolution once. When they took questions, I asked if there was any special logistical problems Virginia ran into after due to how large the territory was and man, they treated me like a fuckin idiot. I still think about that. It’s not, like, important or anything I just don’t have a therapist for this sort of shit
- Comment on Povertymaxxed and bolognapilled 3 months ago:
They’re actually just human portions of a hot dog for titans. You ever see one of those mother fuckers? You don’t carry a three foot hotdog as thick as your leg, you wield it.
- Comment on Wood smells like we should be able to eat it, but we can't. 3 months ago:
Are you sure your friend isn’t just three beavers in a long coat?
- Comment on I'm just gonna stick to slotted, thanks 3 months ago:
Torx should be the default over Phillips for sure. Phillips is fine for shit like access panels or screw terminals. Slotted is useless for anything but the adjustment on pots and thermostats. Robertson is just a proto-torx. Everything else either exists to make someone money or is a bolt
- Comment on Front and Backflipping 4 months ago:
No one gives Tina Tumble credit for starting the whole upside-down-then-not movement
- Comment on [1:05] Gen Z/A Slang (you will be dumber) 4 months ago:
Some of y’all out here thinking you looked cool in JNCOs, suckin’ on a pacifier attached to your Tamagotchi
- Comment on 🤨🤨🤨 4 months ago:
Y’all motherfuckers wanted a strong, traditional candy, now we’re gonna get a Tianamandm Square
- Comment on It's basically the same as grad school 4 months ago:
Between him, This Old Tony, Electroboom, Big Clive, and Cody’s Lab, I’ve learned to fuck up in the most spectacularly well-thought-out ways
- Comment on He needs to be there 7.00 AM sharp! 4 months ago:
I incorporated in Funkytown so disputes would go to their chancery court. The judge is an anthropomorphic hundred dollar bill wearing sunglasses. It was a no-brainer
- Comment on Choose wisely 4 months ago:
It’s actually just a German superette. Bit of a red herring
- Comment on *among us theme plays sussily* 4 months ago:
It was a thread on a joke I made, so I didn’t wanna seem like I was trying to make folks watch me jerk off by including it
- Submitted 4 months ago to [deleted] | 35 comments
- Comment on Just like my man Homelander, some true TV heroes to look up to and emulate 4 months ago:
Well, then Ontario Sucks
- Comment on chair.exe 4 months ago:
This is what happens when you beat a round of solichair
- Comment on He remains at large 4 months ago:
Jesus Fucking Christ! Someone do something about that toddler!
- Comment on Grass is Greener 4 months ago:
Daikon radishes. They grow in about anything and are especially good at clay busting. Grow a bunch then let them die back. Till them in and repeat until you get enough environment for the worms to take over the tilling. You can keep piling on radishes with something like clover and peas to add some nitrogen fixers. This is more a pasture revitalization technique, but if you don’t mind being the weird radish guy for two or three years (depending on local conditions), you could do it on a smaller scale for a lawn
- Comment on Decades later, John Romero looks back at the birth of the first-person shooter 4 months ago:
Anytime I think of John Romero, I think of Daikatana and their ad campaign
- Comment on Say it again! 4 months ago:
Since we’re in a science-themed shitpost area, I’d just like to take this moment to be both pedantic and gross in reminding folks that llamas and alpacas don’t just spit, they vomit into their mouths before givin’ it that hawk tuah
- Comment on True story. 4 months ago:
- Comment on Good afternoon, get yr nails did. 5 months ago:
Man, it has been a long time since the Internet has made me say “oh my god” out loud
- Comment on 5 months ago:
We are all malted milkballs in god’s regretful milkshake
- Comment on Skateboarding is just "The Floor is Lava" on wheels 5 months ago:
It’s more like the floor is a belt sander
- Comment on New Drake Diss just dropped 5 months ago:
Bespoke: leaving you pants in the toilet and running away to shit in the woods
- Comment on Praise Sheezus 5 months ago:
Messiah Shark do do do do do do
- Comment on Beep beep 5 months ago:
If I knew it could make me this happy, I’d buy a Jeep so fuckin fast
- Comment on The one your friend borrows 6 months ago:
Ah, fuck. You’re right. I’ll never recover from this
