Hi, I’m lusts
The existence of Sloths implies the existence Wraths, Lusts, Gluttonies, Prides, Envies, and Greeds.
Submitted 8 months ago by PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Hi lets do pants stuff.
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
Good thing you’re edible then
Sanctus@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Also known as Pride
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 months ago
Wraths are usually referred to as “wasps.”
orphiebaby@lemm.ee 8 months ago
So you eat off the backs of strippers, got it.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 months ago
I’m surprised “we want plates” wasn’t just full of sushi on naked women.
Lath@kbin.earth 8 months ago
I think it means they eat ass and like big booties.
TheHotze@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Wasps or honey badgers?
afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 8 months ago
What are animals that mess up bees, for 400?
R2DPru@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Prides are lions. Alice in wonderland mentions momewraths.
Donebrach@lemmy.world 8 months ago
could just rename some animals. Honey badgers could be a good candidate for Wraths.
irreticent@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Donebrach@lemmy.world 8 months ago
oh man its a snaaaaaaaaaa
explodicle@local106.com 8 months ago
Or cats
Skua@kbin.social 8 months ago
If cats are any sin, it is pride without a doubt. Hell a specific kind of big cat is already called a pride when they're in a group
orphiebaby@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Hugely depends on the cat. Some that I’ve known are wraths, but most are sweethearts (who like to take Attack of Opportunity)
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 8 months ago
okay. So a sloth is a furry animal that moves very slowly. Please tell me what the other things look like.
Dasus@lemmy.world 8 months ago
A pride is a group of lions that live together.
afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Someone told me once that even if we could speak to a lion it wouldn’t understand it.
I am not picturing a Who’s on first, what’s on second situation with explaining a pride parade to a lion.
Phoonzang@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I’m pretty sure my Dad’s cat is really a glutton.
Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Cuberoot@lemmynsfw.com 8 months ago
Gluttons exist; their modern name is wolverine.
afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Honey badgers, dolphins, pigs, cats, peacocks, and billionaires
rockerface@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Would Envies be songbirds that mimic other birds? Also, parrots
Bahnd@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I would throw ferrets, weasles or trash pandas for the slot as they are known to like stealing things.
rockerface@lemm.ee 8 months ago
But would that be Envy or Greed? I guess it would depend on whether they steal it because they want to have it or because they don’t want you to have it
Mango@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Cosmicomical@lemmy.world 8 months ago
It’s only logical
Leviathan@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Where are the lusts? Asking for a friend.
XeroxCool@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Have you ever felt aroused by a Dolphin?
Leviathan@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Only if you’re Catholic and give a shit about the Bible.
key@lemmy.keychat.org 8 months ago
Animal lusts definitely exist
RobotFK@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
Dolphins
dandroid@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Rabbits?
MxM111@kbin.social 8 months ago
But also of thinkers, movers and content creators.
orphiebaby@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Movers and shakers and YouTube content makers
ComplexLotus@lemmy.world 8 months ago
7 deadly Sins? 7 deadly Sinners?
Simon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
No it doesn’t.
BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 8 months ago
Did you browse r/funny while showering?
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I think most of them live in Congress
loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
Hahaha fuck politcians amirite guys???
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
Yes, but unironically
afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Seems only fair to return the favor.