Time to update Minnesota
State flags
Submitted 10 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to [deleted]
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Voyajer@lemmy.world 10 months ago
YoBuckStopsHere@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Minnesota doesn’t have toes anymore
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Does too, they are just slightly off flag. You can see them when gojira finishes his radiation breath
joel_feila@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Hey Minnesota diesnt have toes anymore
ironeagl@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Nor Utah?
sawdustprophet@midwest.social 10 months ago
Hey Minnesota diesnt have toes anymore
Technically, the new flag doesn’t come into use for another 5 months or so, assuming the legislature doesn’t stop it.
It does look pretty slick, though.
iSpyFrolic@lemmy.world 10 months ago
In a surprising turn of events, this graph will actually be changing soon! Minnesota will have a new state flag before too long.
idunnololz@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Feet fetishists are out of control.
GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Ah yes, the Tarantino US map.
ThiccSemperTyrannis@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Virginia has toesies AND booba, can we get our own category
dan1101@lemm.ee 10 months ago
State flags that have boobs:
Virginia
Checkmate.
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Sure, but you’re still not getting that traitor rag back.
ThiccSemperTyrannis@lemmy.world 10 months ago
but muh heritage or whatever 🙄
Veneroso@lemmy.world 10 months ago
RIP colorblind people
JoMomma@lemm.ee 10 months ago
This literally explains everything wrong in America
nifty@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Massachusetts should be orange tho
thesmokingman@programming.dev 10 months ago
This is slightly misleading. The Kansas flag, for example, does have human toes hidden by dirt rather than shoes (or shoes if we do not assume the farmer is standing in the plowed rut). I question the selection methodology. Since there are readily visible hooves on the KS flag as well as hidden human toes, should we assume that all of the yellow states also have human toes hidden? We can’t because of, for example, California, which has bear toes and no human.
jaschen@lemm.ee 10 months ago
TIL that George Washington(WA state) doesn’t have toes.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Why isn’t this part of social studies curriculum? I’m embarrassingly old to just be learning this now.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 months ago
My state not only has toes, it has bear feet.
joeyv120@ttrpg.network 10 months ago
The liberal agenda is state flags with feet. At least it’s better than when they copypasta the racist confederate flag on to a state flag.
pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 10 months ago
New Jersey’s should possibly be orange because you cant see their feet
Scubus@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I’ve never been into flags, but I am amazed that I’m only just now learning that my state flag is not, in fact, an eagle holding an olive branch and arrows.
Kase@lemmy.world 10 months ago
No toes on my flag 😞
recapitated@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I did a trust but verify and I was not disappointed.
Squorlple@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Civil War between these regions — who would win?
pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
No Toes comes in at the most states with 25, including Texas, and the highest population at 139 million. Second is Animal Toes with 11 states and 93 million people, California being a big help there. Florida and New York help get the seven Toes states into 3rd with 75 million, and the last seven Shoes states, with no highly populous states, come in at 27 million.
Not saying this is all that would determine the winner of a war, I just wanted to see what the numbers look like.
LetKCater2U@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
gac11@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I can’t decide if the subject or the hand coloring of the states bothers me more
DharmaCurious@startrek.website 10 months ago
Contiguous Michigan is personally the most upsetting to me.
drcobaltjedi@programming.dev 10 months ago
Yeah split my state back in half you weirdo. Its supposed to be 2 peninsulas.
Rentlar@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
According to the law of US Canada Border Dominance, if a Michigander pisses into Lake Superior then it becomes part of the state.
Ontarians and Manitobans are trying hard to compete at the pissing contest.
pimento64@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Does it help to know that Michigan is also the wrong color on top of all of that? There are toes obscured by shoes on it:
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0ops@lemm.ee 10 months ago
That just adds to the authenticity. That there is a working mans map
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Well?
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