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Get stuffed, Millhouse

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Submitted ⁨⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They reaaaaally don’t look so tough without their masks on.

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  • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I could pick him up by one leg and swing him around like a ragdoll.

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  • Gammelfisch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s what the KKK looks like.

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  • SirMaple__@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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  • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    In another life, I think this kid would be holding a $30 microphone, staring into his Galaxy A56 camera, and reading a low-quality, half-generated YouTube video essay script about why Call of Duty peaked with Black Ops.

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    • Ariselas@piefed.ca ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Another life? so like last week

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    • Nuerion@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Hmmm

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      • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Cards on the table: he looked like a low-rent Replay Mode – who makes fine-enough, seemingly hand-scripted video essays with mildly clickbaity titles about CoD multiplayer. They’re junk food for your brain, but they’re harmless.

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Twerp.

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  • Azrael@reddthat.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If he was bullied in school, that’s probably why he joined ICE. Makes him feel powerful.

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  • 58008@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    At least he has the balls to show his face. Not that I think he has anything to be proud of in taking that job, but most of his colleagues are a bunch of weak frightened little cunts who cosplay as a Star Wars villain every day.

    He looks like Mr. Mackey from South Park when he joined ICE, if his head were normal size.

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  • UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This is probably why he became an ICE goon, to fuck with people.

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  • answersplease77@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    i fwel like this ICE agent is taking all his middleschool bullying out on society

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    • DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ironically, his bully also became an ICE agent

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      • AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        A reboot of the 21 jump street reboot? A re-reboot?

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    • rustyfish@piefed.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Should have been bullied harder if you ask me…

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “He tried to kill me!”

    “Every locker has air vents, you were fine.”

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    • IratePirate@feddit.org ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      “But you blocked them all!”

      “Of course! Don’t want your skinny little ass to escape through those.”

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  • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The “Master” race everyone

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  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He looks like he would accidentally shoot himself in the ass first.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The free unlimited frisks are 100% why he signed up.

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    • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      And I’m sure the selection process will be entirely random and will absolutely not be exclusively limited to 20-year-old women.

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  • Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    First job out of high school?

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    • TransNeko@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      wait… He graduated from Highschool? he looks like a middle schooler who just hit puberty.

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sad.

    On so many levels.

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    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Kid should be studying for his grade 10 exams.

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  • h4x0r@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    shitler utes

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  • justsomeguy@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The other ICE agents make this one do their paper work.

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    • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s in everyone’s interest really. They were absolutely eating through the crayon budget

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  • homes@piefed.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That guy needs to be put in a sling and lubed up

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  • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Don’t discount the fucker, he’s equipped with shit he doesn’t know what about and could create a bigger mess. How many of these idiots do they deploy just to spread the oleo?

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  • Digit@lemmy.wtf ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The chemical lobotomy is apparent.

    Solution space is upstream.

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  • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Bullying is never ok. ICE should be disbanded and it’s agents prosecuted for the crimes they committed.

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    • TransNeko@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      is it really bullying if you “bully” a nazi?

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      • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Look at the guy. Being bullied probably made him join ICE. it will only radicalize him even more.

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    • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oh yes absolutism, the most useless of all philosophies.

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  • dzsimbo@sopuli.xyz ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Great, now I have Weezer playing my head :/

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  • sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He has a cute dog at least

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