My glasses

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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Hindsight is 20/20.

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  • SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    I love rephrasing that as “Looking at an ass is a full mark”

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• its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  They obviously don’t wear glasses.

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  • Siethron@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s also Dr. Glaucomflecken a semi-famous optometrist.

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    • its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It took me a while to get the joke. I was just like, yeah that’s probably close to her prescription.

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    • assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ophthalmologist

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    • T00l_shed@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      He should have had his scribe write the joke

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• tortina_original@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Damn, it took me a while, haha 😂

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• b_tr3e@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You might have phrased this a lot better by keeping your stupid mouth shut. Take that as general advice.

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  • GreenDust@lemmings.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And you’re dying alone so what

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  • aMockTie@piefed.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My understanding is that the Dr. was referring to her glasses prescription, but the numbers he provided were misinterpreted as some sort of rating on her appearance (or perhaps basketball performance).

    He didn’t intend to cause that confusion, which is why he acknowledged that his choice of wording was not ideal. I hope that clears things up.

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    • db2@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You’re definitely a -1, maybe -1.5

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  • chicken@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Do you not understand the joke?

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    • b_tr3e@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Sir, I am well known to understand each and any joke. Immediately and at any time of night or day. If this is intended to be an insult to my intellectual capabilities, I demand satisfaction.

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  • Glide@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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  • Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m so confused, what? Are you joking or did you not get the joke in tbe meme?

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    • b_tr3e@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Well, it took me a while…

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  • hydrashok@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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    • b_tr3e@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I don’t think so. A little slow, occasionally, maybe.

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  • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ohh man we got a hot one coming in!

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