Yeah, you’re taking pictures of Chuck Tingle’s yard, leave the man alone, he works hard for us. Where else are you gonna find well-crafted erotica about sexy lawyer dinosaurs and bigfoots who are both billionaires and bomb defusal technicians trained in the art of love?
In this house
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tanisnikana@lemmy.world 3 days ago
tanisnikana@lemmy.world 3 days ago
And if you’ve never heard of Chuck Tingle, I am not joking.
Might even be underselling it a bit.
FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 3 days ago
This is the kind of book I’d sneak onto someone’s bookshelf that I’m certain never reads.
oyfrog@lemmy.world 3 days ago
So, this line-up suggests there’s room for a cross-over story where the football squad wearing the color changing dress pounds the main character’s ass.
sulfidedisburseangledafternoontipper@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
For anyone intrigued by the first title, I offer this masterpiece: Pounded In The Butt By My Own Podcast: Bigfoot Pirates Haunt My Balls, read by Dane Terry
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Are any of these actually purchasable in physical form?
Presently42@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
He certainly has a type
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 days ago
bout to get myself glayzed like a brothafucka!
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
I’ve been seeing some “jesus is coming, repent” signs in my area and I’m wondering if it’s legal to put up goofy signs right next to them
ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world 2 days ago
“Can we at least wait til he finishes?”
LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 2 days ago
I mean, do you think the people who put the jesus signs up had permits and what not?
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I can’t believe people still believe Bigfoot is real. It’s so obviously just a Yeti in a gorilla suit.
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 2 days ago
This could EASILY replace the “step” fetish that’s on its way out.
bhamlin@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Help me, step bigfoot! I’m stuck under the mattress!
TwilitSky@lemmy.world 2 days ago
STOP IT. They will absolutely create this category in minutes if they find it.
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 2 days ago
Step foot? 🤣
TomMasz@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Honey, I won’t try to stop you. But I will film it.
sundray@lemmus.org 2 days ago
callouscomic@lemmy.zip 3 days ago
Ummm…
*Bigfoot and I…
Sheesh
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 days ago
nah the order is important. sounds like bigfoot is a power bottom.
dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 2 days ago
More effective than and ADT sign or one of those “we don’t call 911” signs.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 days ago
Who let the dog out? Who? Who, who, who?
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
Bigfoot.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 days ago
There is a lot going on in this picture.
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 2 days ago
That sign is the highest quality object in the yard.
uncommoncorvid@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
i thought this was the welcome to night vale one for a second
anon_8675309@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Gotta have goals in life.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
I wonder what kind of barbecues they have. And is that a fire pit? These are usually signs of at least mild social interaction. But everything else suggests otherwise.
I suppose if they had to spray paint the door, that also suggests they sometimes have visitors. Odd.
OwOarchist@pawb.social 2 days ago
Why can’t I have cool neighbors like this?
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Chad move would be to be the big spoon.
richardwallass@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Bigfoot is real fist…
ekZepp@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
meanwhile the bigfoot…
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