An identification key

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• sbv@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  * Not known to cause gonorrhea

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  • tdawg@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Someone has plans tonight

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    • Klear@quokk.au ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      For science!

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    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The same thing they do every night.

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  • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Can you somehow make the dinosaur give you gonorrhea?

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    • sness@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s probably happened in one of those Chuck Tingle books.

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• ExtremeDullard@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Diplodocuses (diplodocii?) do not cause gonorrhea? How are you so sure? Have you slept with one?

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  • FiniteBanjo@feddit.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’ve seen enough of the internet to know an anthropomorphic dinosaur is fully capable of spreading a venereal disease.

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    • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Only if you believe hard enough though

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Diplodocuses (diplodocii?)

    Diplodocussy

    Have you slept with one?

    Have you not?

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  how do we know the diplodocus did not cause gonorrhea? what if it was like a giant koala?

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You did not want to encounter a jurassic drop bear.

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• I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yea, but those are like the only differences.

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• dumbass@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Now we arent 100% sure it doesn’t cause gonorrhea, someone’s gotta fuck one first.

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• MeetMeAtTheMovies@hexbear.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  does not cause gonorrhea

  [citation needed]

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  • chgxvjh@hexbear.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Do not the Diplodocus

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• BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Obligatory milenial joke:

  Your mom, very big, causes gonnorhea

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• SatyrSack@quokk.au ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

  DIPLO

  • very medium
  • might cause gonorrhea [citation needed]

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  • MunkysUnkEnz0@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I came here to comment this

    Maybe 20 years ago I went to see RJ D2 and Dipla opened up. I went over to purchase one of his DVD videos and the motherfucker, hit on my perfect ten redhead girlfriend in front of me. Granted, she was fucking beautiful. But he is a cunt. Definitely liked his first album. Anything after that is just drivel.

    So yes, he probably has gonorrhea. Again, we’ll give it to you or your loved ones.

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    • MunkysUnkEnz0@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      For the rest of the night he got to watch us dance and love all over each other because we were fucking down and he is a cunt. We wanted to rub it in his face. He was not getting any

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• Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  there is prion that causes a deadly brain disease, and then theres the PRION bird which has the same name.

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• minorkeys@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It does cause gonnatreea

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• toynbee@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I could get the same result with ssh-keygen!

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• happybadger@hexbear.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This would explain why nobody has been coming to my discount Jurassic Park.

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• phoenixz@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Causes gonorrhea? IS gonorrhea, no?

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• jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Causes diarrhea

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• Enkrod@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Somehow i read this as diarrhea and immediatly thought: “No I’d shit myself with either one.”

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• Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is diplobocus the equivalent of atomic lead? (Tiny and very bad for you) How about diploeocus? Some planet somewhere?

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    diplofocus is the paleoptometrist

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• SnailMagnitude@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Afaiu it was them that passed it to humans just prior to the deluge.

  Thankfully Noah invented wine to balance things out.

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• explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  But what about just Diplo, does he cause gonorrhea? Asking for a friend.

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• glorkon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Here’s my theory: All diplodocuses, much like all brontosauruses, are thin at one end, much MUCH thicker in the middle, and then thin again at the far end. That is the theory that I have and which is mine, and what it is too.

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• DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Diplococcus doesn’t cause the clap, some organisms with diplococcus morphology cause the clap.

  Smh op you should know better with that username than to spread this misinformation against a vibrant community of such individuals like pneumonia and meningitis

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