happybadger
@happybadger@hexbear.net
Working class employee of the Sashatown Central News Agency, the official news service of the DPRS Ministry of State Security. Your premier source for patriotic facts.
- Comment on one bright second 11 hours ago:
I mean the period of heat death beyond that. The black holes have to be fed and eventually that matter will dry up. The universe will keep expanding and chasing thermodynamic equilibrium until some maximum point of entropy where every particle is spread out over increasingly vast distances, with such a total loss of interactions between them that temperature across the universe is 0 K. We’d be doing the Alpha Centauri generation ship thing but to find the next electron.
- Comment on one bright second 11 hours ago:
As existentially bleak as living through climate change is, I’m glad my brain only has to deal with the crisis of watching one planet in one solar system die. The average schmuck in Warhammer 10^10^ will be chasing the last sparks of warmth in a blizzard that will only get worse. The last habitable planet, the last active star, the final energy source they can find that will keep the temperature above 0 K for their grandchildren. They’ll have every beepboop gizmo the universe ever achieves to counter the crisis but there’s nowhere they can go short of making a new one, the same kind of deus ex machina we hope for but representing a new kind of hyper-death instead of just clean energy. Maybe they’ll still be able to grow crops if scientists manage to duplicate physics perfectly in some kind of thing outside of everything within the next 18 months according to the latest IPCC report. Individuals aren’t built to manage whatever psychic damage that causes no matter how much we abstract what it means to exist.
- Comment on eco-vengeance iconoclast 12 hours ago:
She’s an unstoppable chaos queen with a stink-nipple on her butt
New Jordan Peterson book just dropped
- Comment on Dawg... 1 week ago:
I’m considering applying this to my plant science research. In response to drought stress we observed that the tree became -3 smaller marijuana. Accelerometer data reflects the impact of this change in biomass, with hotdog levels variably +2 to +5. We demonstrate that as the tree becomes smaller marijuana it also becomes bigger hotdog.
- Comment on Opinions on Jurassic Park as a Zoo 2 weeks ago:
Me screaming that Fred Rogers had a preeminent jazz pianist improvise every episode’s theme song to no one in particular.
- Comment on Opinions on Jurassic Park as a Zoo 2 weeks ago:
They had hundreds of animals and no staff ecologists. They had 1 veterinarian. Instead of having paleontologists on staff, they had a big game hunter. All their biologists worked in the lab. They built everything like theme park rides because automation kept labour costs down and made secrecy easier.
Me screaming about urban park design to no one in particular.
- Comment on tall tails 4 weeks ago:
All dinosaurs looked like beavers of varying sizes and lengths.
- Comment on The Internet Will Be More Dead Than Alive Within 3 Years, Trend Shows 5 weeks ago:
Retvrn to tradition. The internet peaked with 2000s-era forums.
- Comment on WOOLLY BEARS!!! 1 month ago:
- Comment on WOOLLY BEARS!!! 1 month ago:
[wabi-sabi] solidarity [habitat]
Real motherfuckers leave dead organic material in their landscape.
- Comment on LPT: Go get a shot, now. 1 month ago:
I just got one of the current strains. It felt just as bad as the ones in 2020. Vaccination is totally warranted.
- Comment on Scientists found the missing nutrients bees need — Colonies grew 15-fold 1 month ago:
It’s a shame that it’s honeybee research. In Colorado one of our major pollinator ecology issues is that honeybees aren’t native and our 842 species of native bees have to compete with them during the three snow-free months. The apiaries doing better negatively impacts the broader goals of my pollinator gardens. Those native species are the rapidly dwindling ones we can’t replace commercially.
- Comment on What's your thoughts on this? 1 month ago:
Environmentalism without class struggle is just gardening.
- Comment on Prince William and Kate to move into new eight-bedroom home worth £16m - This will be their 6th 'Forever home' 1 month ago:
- Comment on ChatGPT 5 power consumption could be as much as eight times higher than GPT 4 — research institute estimates medium-sized GPT-5 response can consume up to 40 watt-hours of electricity 2 months ago:
My ebike battery is 720 watt hours. I can ride with like 60kg on the back for approximately 100km at 32km/hr. That’s like 12.9km of riding per chatGPT response, and riding something good enough to replace a car for most needs.
- Comment on Chanterelles!! 2 months ago:
So jealous. In Colorado they’re all up alpine logging roads that I can’t access in my car. There’s only one good hike I do for them.
- Comment on Badgers: 1 Star 2 months ago:
- Comment on My yard finds from today 2 months ago:
Puffballs should be easy to positively ID too
I don’t forage for them. When they’re young they taste great but they’re easily confused for young death caps. When they’re old you risk dislodging the spores and they’re super toxic. Only mushrooms that are really morphologically distinct are safe foraging unless you’re using a guide and going through the list of every distinguishing feature.
- Comment on huge tracts of land 3 months ago:
I take pride in poisonin’ myself and my family as much as I poison my land and biosphere.
- Comment on Rumor: Kepler Tells Gamers To "Get Ready For The First <$1000 Console" 3 months ago:
- Comment on Meta faces Ghana lawsuits over impact of extreme content on moderators 5 months ago:
I knew a facebook mod who worked in San Francisco. They made $20/hr in like 2018, not enough to live on in most small cities. Every day they’d be rotated through different queues based on the type of content. A full day of sitting there in the animal abuse queue having to watch thousands of psychopathic videos to find the fraction which violate the terms of service. The next day they’d have to watch 8 hours of cartel executions or war footage or child abuse or Nazi propaganda. Their coworkers would openly use drugs throughout their shift to cope and their level of PTSD from it was comparable to mine working in paramedicine. It’s an absolutely demonic job.
- Comment on Trump 'thinks' Zelensky ready to give up Crimea to Russia 5 months ago:
source: made-it-the-fuck-up
- Comment on China now faces 245% Trump tariff 5 months ago:
245% embargo. If you dare try to export things to the US, you’re getting 245% of it back.
- Comment on Top Donald Trump official tells Europe to choose between US or Chinese communications tech 5 months ago:
Elon’s starlink ratfuckery in Ukraine should make that the easiest choice ever made. If you displease him he turns off the internet at a whim.
- Comment on Jeep Introduces Pop-Up Ads That Appear Every Time You Stop 8 months ago:
Stellantis going bankrupt: I chicken-bop
Stellantis executives being fed molten gold until their greed is satiated: I spongebob-party
- Comment on Jeep Introduces Pop-Up Ads That Appear Every Time You Stop 8 months ago:
Imagine pulling up to a red light, checking your GPS for directions, and suddenly, the entire screen is hijacked by an ad. That’s the reality for some Stellantis owners. Instead of seamless functionality, drivers are now forced to manually close out of ads just to access basic vehicle functions.
- Comment on I got plans this weekend. 8 months ago:
mom never lets me play Introduction to Random Signals and Noise. I’ve beaten Environmental Plant Physiology so many times and even got 100% on soil pH challenge mode.
- Comment on Meta’s AI-generated bot profiles are not being received well 9 months ago:
“Liv,” whose bio claims she is a “proud Black queer momma of 2 & truth-teller”
Bazinga shit is so cynical. They’ve built a digital skinwalker to farm engagement off marginalised communities with autogenerated lies.
- Comment on Joe Biden issues 'full and unconditional' pardon for son 10 months ago:
With one of the colours censored by a bar reading “I will follow the law.”
- Comment on Joe Biden issues 'full and unconditional' pardon for son 10 months ago:
Liberals scared to admit how evil they are, but also too scared to wear a MAGA hat and be accurately perceived.
