You’ll never be a billionaire if you keep foolishly indulging in the luxury of eating and drinking. You’ll also wasting time eating and expelling waste, you could have two or three other micro hustles to get ahead, you’re only two or three centuries away from success!
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Snowclone@lemmy.world 1 month ago
udc@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Bottom feeders eating their 🥑 toast need to learn pull themselves by the 🥾 strap! /s
achance4cheese@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Even at my very generous salary, ignoring taxes and expenses, I’m still several millennia from joining the tres commas club.
mech@feddit.org 1 month ago
The best time to plant a tres was several millennia ago.
The second best time is now.
dan69@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Probably used klarna
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
IDK why they have a personal pizza size. Technically, any size pizza I order for myself is a personal pizza.
rumba@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
In my late 20’s i’d order 2 stuffed-crust pep lovers and two large ceasar salads every friday night, then go raiding in warcraft. I lived alone.
Sometimes I’d eat half a pizza on friday, and one of the salads, sometimes a whole.
Cosmonauticus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This just sound like a good ass time and I miss being able to do this. Just replace WOW with Persona 5 and the pizza with a 6 pack and a bacon cheese burger from Parkway Deli
Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Are you my brother from another mother?
socsa@piefed.social 1 month ago
This is why you need to move to Brooklyn where they make 40 inch pizzas and sell them by the slice. There is little risk of you consuming a 15lb pizza in one sitting.
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 1 month ago
Isn’t Brooklyn in a really dangerous country? I heard they’re at war and they have concentration camps, I wouldn’t want to move there.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
“I’ll take 16 slices, please.”
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Not really looking to move to New Zealand, although the Wellington Region seems nice, not going to move around the world just because they have some nice pizza in Brooklyn there.
Furbag@lemmy.world 1 month ago
There is little risk of you consuming a 15lb pizza in one sitting.
Silence, mortal!
sness@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Any pizza is a personal size pizza, if you try hard and believe in yourself. Any pizza is a family size pizza, if you’re an orphan.
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Hell yeah! Same!
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I carry my own ketchup bottle.
Condimitment
WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 1 month ago
dan69@lemmy.world 1 month ago
AffineConnection@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That reminds me of how people used to carry around their own spoons everywhere.
lath@lemmy.world 1 month ago
How many monthly payments though?
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 month ago
4 payments of $4.28
FosterMolasses@leminal.space 1 month ago
For an american pizza?? That’s a bargain!
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Any pizza is a personal pizza if you’re not afraid to live life.
humanamerican@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
a personal pizza
My fellow American
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
So strange yall have a name for a normal pizza
humanamerican@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
What makes it a personal pizza is that it is eaten by a single person in a single sitting.
The one pictured is an American sized personal pizza.
Jerkface@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I can understand. Our ‘normal’ pizzas are supposed to feed a family of four.
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Slovene@feddit.nl 1 month ago
How does that relate to Brians Cock? Did he play a character like that?
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I didn’t watch Succession past an episode or two, but probably there.
Unrelated, his pocket square looks like a horse head.
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
All my dads told me about how I was conceived in a bowl of iced piss from a woman they only knew as “sugar cunt”. I guess she was diabetic and liked to donate eggs in the most peculiar way.
So now whenever I ask who my mom is they just tell me she’s a cummy bear.
irmoz@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Mummy, there’s a weird person on the internet
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This is weirdly wholesome.
Start small. Get yourself a pizza, and work up from there.
BigDiction@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s a good perspective. People get daunted by big goals like home ownership that are really just 20-60 thousand personal pizzas.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
No house on Earth is worth giving up that many pizzas.
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Depends on where you live. Where I’m at, single family homes are 25 pizzas per square foot.
Jerkface@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Use those calories to mow lawns. Register an LLC. Hire a fleet. Buy them pizzas. Growth mindset.
roux2scour@lemy.lol 1 month ago
Average linkedin user
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I mean, setting realistic, achievable goals is a very good strategy and mindset.
… and also that looks like a pretty darn good pizza.
kamen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Given that they now give out loans for people to buy pizza, that’s a solid achievement.
AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
His kids are going to resent him when he brags about this in 30 years, and roll their eyes when he suggests maybe they just need to learn to be more responsible about rationing their Soylent Green.
you_are_dust@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Set achievable goals. This is inspirational.
LynxIsInvicible@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m something Didn’t buy myself a pizza. Not “parents.” Not “get lucky” I set a goal and have yet to achieve it. Some discipline, too much awareness, bad priorities
Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
"Hey Guy! 😢 Why can’t I make friends? I bought zza🍕
Mika@piefed.ca 1 month ago
30 years from now young people would find this meme and will complain that you could afford the real deal, and not just a taste simulation.
FosterMolasses@leminal.space 1 month ago
Hahahaha, oh my god this made me sad inside in the funniest way
zebidiah@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
#builtdifferent #dailygrind
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I don’t think that’s a personal pizza, that looks like a medium. Although “personal” is subjective, any pizza can be personal, I suppose.
zebidiah@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
any pizza is a personal pizza… if you’re not a coward
20cello@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Gg
Krudler@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Cool, haven’t seen this posted in over 18 hours.
vortexsurfer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
At my job we get like half of a pizza FOR FREE maybe once or twice a year. It’s not a personal pizza, but still. Pretty crazy bonus.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Well, he’s got the grip for it.
balderdash9@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Recession indicator
Atlusb@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I walked 9km today (a lot for me) and I would very much like a pizza, but I already ate too many pizzas so now I have to have anti-pizza (calorie deficit) before I can have small pizza one day again.
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Atlusb@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Your powers are correct I did.
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Can you do this though
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user224@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
There’s always someone in the family who will name a better kid and keep comparing you, the inferior to all child.
tetris11@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Commitment. Patience. Psychokinetic ability.