You’ll never be a billionaire if you keep foolishly indulging in the luxury of eating and drinking. You’ll also wasting time eating and expelling waste, you could have two or three other micro hustles to get ahead, you’re only two or three centuries away from success!
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Snowclone@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
udc@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Bottom feeders eating their 🥑 toast need to learn pull themselves by the 🥾 strap! /s
achance4cheese@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Even at my very generous salary, ignoring taxes and expenses, I’m still several millennia from joining the tres commas club.
mech@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
The best time to plant a tres was several millennia ago.
The second best time is now.
dan69@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Probably used klarna
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
IDK why they have a personal pizza size. Technically, any size pizza I order for myself is a personal pizza.
rumba@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
In my late 20’s i’d order 2 stuffed-crust pep lovers and two large ceasar salads every friday night, then go raiding in warcraft. I lived alone.
Sometimes I’d eat half a pizza on friday, and one of the salads, sometimes a whole.
Cosmonauticus@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This just sound like a good ass time and I miss being able to do this. Just replace WOW with Persona 5 and the pizza with a 6 pack and a bacon cheese burger from Parkway Deli
Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Are you my brother from another mother?
socsa@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
This is why you need to move to Brooklyn where they make 40 inch pizzas and sell them by the slice. There is little risk of you consuming a 15lb pizza in one sitting.
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 2 weeks ago
Isn’t Brooklyn in a really dangerous country? I heard they’re at war and they have concentration camps, I wouldn’t want to move there.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
“I’ll take 16 slices, please.”
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Not really looking to move to New Zealand, although the Wellington Region seems nice, not going to move around the world just because they have some nice pizza in Brooklyn there.
Furbag@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
There is little risk of you consuming a 15lb pizza in one sitting.
Silence, mortal!
sness@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Any pizza is a personal size pizza, if you try hard and believe in yourself. Any pizza is a family size pizza, if you’re an orphan.
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Hell yeah! Same!
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I carry my own ketchup bottle.
Condimitment
WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 2 weeks ago
dan69@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
AffineConnection@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That reminds me of how people used to carry around their own spoons everywhere.
lath@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
How many monthly payments though?
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
4 payments of $4.28
FosterMolasses@leminal.space 2 weeks ago
For an american pizza?? That’s a bargain!
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Any pizza is a personal pizza if you’re not afraid to live life.
humanamerican@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
a personal pizza
My fellow American
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
So strange yall have a name for a normal pizza
humanamerican@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
What makes it a personal pizza is that it is eaten by a single person in a single sitting.
The one pictured is an American sized personal pizza.
Jerkface@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I can understand. Our ‘normal’ pizzas are supposed to feed a family of four.
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Slovene@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
How does that relate to Brians Cock? Did he play a character like that?
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I didn’t watch Succession past an episode or two, but probably there.
Unrelated, his pocket square looks like a horse head.
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
All my dads told me about how I was conceived in a bowl of iced piss from a woman they only knew as “sugar cunt”. I guess she was diabetic and liked to donate eggs in the most peculiar way.
So now whenever I ask who my mom is they just tell me she’s a cummy bear.
irmoz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Mummy, there’s a weird person on the internet
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This is weirdly wholesome.
Start small. Get yourself a pizza, and work up from there.
BigDiction@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s a good perspective. People get daunted by big goals like home ownership that are really just 20-60 thousand personal pizzas.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
No house on Earth is worth giving up that many pizzas.
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Depends on where you live. Where I’m at, single family homes are 25 pizzas per square foot.
Jerkface@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Use those calories to mow lawns. Register an LLC. Hire a fleet. Buy them pizzas. Growth mindset.
roux2scour@lemy.lol 2 weeks ago
Average linkedin user
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I mean, setting realistic, achievable goals is a very good strategy and mindset.
… and also that looks like a pretty darn good pizza.
kamen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Given that they now give out loans for people to buy pizza, that’s a solid achievement.
AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
His kids are going to resent him when he brags about this in 30 years, and roll their eyes when he suggests maybe they just need to learn to be more responsible about rationing their Soylent Green.
you_are_dust@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Set achievable goals. This is inspirational.
LynxIsInvicible@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’m something Didn’t buy myself a pizza. Not “parents.” Not “get lucky” I set a goal and have yet to achieve it. Some discipline, too much awareness, bad priorities
Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
"Hey Guy! 😢 Why can’t I make friends? I bought zza🍕
Mika@piefed.ca 2 weeks ago
30 years from now young people would find this meme and will complain that you could afford the real deal, and not just a taste simulation.
FosterMolasses@leminal.space 2 weeks ago
Hahahaha, oh my god this made me sad inside in the funniest way
zebidiah@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
#builtdifferent #dailygrind
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I don’t think that’s a personal pizza, that looks like a medium. Although “personal” is subjective, any pizza can be personal, I suppose.
zebidiah@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
any pizza is a personal pizza… if you’re not a coward
20cello@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Gg
Krudler@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Cool, haven’t seen this posted in over 18 hours.
vortexsurfer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
At my job we get like half of a pizza FOR FREE maybe once or twice a year. It’s not a personal pizza, but still. Pretty crazy bonus.
balderdash9@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
Recession indicator
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Well, he’s got the grip for it.
Atlusb@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I walked 9km today (a lot for me) and I would very much like a pizza, but I already ate too many pizzas so now I have to have anti-pizza (calorie deficit) before I can have small pizza one day again.
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Atlusb@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Your powers are correct I did.
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Can you do this though
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user224@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
There’s always someone in the family who will name a better kid and keep comparing you, the inferior to all child.
tetris11@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Commitment. Patience. Psychokinetic ability.