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• AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  His kids are going to resent him when he brags about this in 30 years, and roll their eyes when he suggests maybe they just need to learn to be more responsible about rationing their Soylent Green.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  IDK why they have a personal pizza size. Technically, any size pizza I order for myself is a personal pizza.

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  • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨33⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    In my late 20’s i’d order 2 stuffed-crust pep lovers and two large ceasar salads every friday night, then go raiding in warcraft. I lived alone.

    Sometimes I’d eat half a pizza on friday, and one of the salads, sometimes a whole.

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    • Cosmonauticus@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      This just sound like a good ass time and I miss being able to do this. Just replace WOW with Persona 5 and the pizza with a 6 pack and a bacon cheese burger from Parkway Deli

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• blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Can you do this though

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  • user224@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    There’s always someone in the family who will name a better kid and keep comparing you, the inferior to all child.

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• you_are_dust@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Set achievable goals. This is inspirational.

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• Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I carry my own ketchup bottle.

  Condimitment

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  • WanderingThoughts@europe.pub ⁨45⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

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• dan69@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Probably used klarna

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• Snowclone@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You’ll never be a billionaire if you keep foolishly indulging in the luxury of eating and drinking. You’ll also wasting time eating and expelling waste, you could have two or three other micro hustles to get ahead, you’re only two or three centuries away from success!

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  • achance4cheese@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Even at my very generous salary, ignoring taxes and expenses, I’m still several millennia from joining the tres commas club.

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  • udc@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Bottom feeders eating their 🥑 toast need to learn pull themselves by the 🥾 strap! /s

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• humanamerican@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  a personal pizza

  My fellow American

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  • SSUPII@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    So strange yall have a name for a normal pizza

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    • humanamerican@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      What makes it a personal pizza is that it is eaten by a single person in a single sitting.

      The one pictured is an American sized personal pizza.

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    • Jerkface@lemmy.world ⁨50⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      I can understand. Our ‘normal’ pizzas are supposed to feed a family of four.

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• lath@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  How many monthly payments though?

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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    4 payments of $4.28

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• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I mean, setting realistic, achievable goals is a very good strategy and mindset.

  … and also that looks like a pretty darn good pizza.

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is weirdly wholesome.

  Start small. Get yourself a pizza, and work up from there.

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  • Jerkface@lemmy.world ⁨48⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Use those calories to mow lawns. Register an LLC. Hire a fleet. Buy them pizzas. Growth mindset.

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  • BigDiction@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s a good perspective. People get daunted by big goals like home ownership that are really just 20-60 thousand personal pizzas.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨54⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      No house on Earth is worth giving up that many pizzas.

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• MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  All my dads told me about how I was conceived in a bowl of iced piss from a woman they only knew as “sugar cunt”. I guess she was diabetic and liked to donate eggs in the most peculiar way.

  So now whenever I ask who my mom is they just tell me she’s a cummy bear.

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  • HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What the absolute forking fuck is this

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    • MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      My origin story

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• zebidiah@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  #builtdifferent #dailygrind

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• ramenshaman@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I don’t think that’s a personal pizza, that looks like a medium. Although “personal” is subjective, any pizza can be personal, I suppose.

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• 20cello@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Gg

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• RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Well, he’s got the grip for it.

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