Ayo where the fuck is my horny posting?!
Current events dictate that I post this.
Submitted 2 weeks ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ieatpwns@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Zink@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
I love how “I fucked your mom” is just too straight and real for Lemmy.
I might be an old straight guy, but I can appreciate keeping it fake & gay around here. 🫡
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
ieatpwns@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Me-ow
Ranulph@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
There’s a sub for that
Obnomus@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Thanks for the cat pic, now this pic is mine. What do you call this monster?
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 2 weeks ago
Either they’re all ironic and OP sides with Russa over Ukraine or none of them are ironic and OP sides with Israel.
I don’t like it. Fuck Netanyahu and Fuck Russia.
MTZ@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I absolutely and unequivocally side with Palestine (half of my family is Palestinian) and Ukraine.
It’s jokes. It’s a shitposting group. I shitposted.
I do not stand with Russia or Israel. Both of those regimes go against everything that means basically anything to me. They are evil, along with the USA, which I live in unfortunately.
Imhotep@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Everyday I see tankie posts and it’s often the same scam: “america bad” (okay) “hence russia and china good”
Your post could be interpreted as such, especially on Lemmy
Yliaster@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’m glad I’m finally seeing someone else that’s actually both pro-palestine AND pro-ukraine for once. It’s usually mutually exclusive — I don’t understand why. Literally every single pro-palestine person I’ve seen otherwise has been pretty vocally anti-Ukraine.
Photonic@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I get you. But I still downvoted your post. Why? Not because I disagree with anything you said in this comment, but because you can’t be certain anymore. Shitpost communities are also being affected by people with actual political motives, many memes aren’t memes and tankies rule this space of the internet, just like I left 9GAG years ago because of the neo nazi takeover.
I’m a firm believer of the horseshoe theory (which of course isn’t a blanket theory for everything), but nazis call me communist scum and tankies call me (apparently, as it just happened under another comment under your post) a Zionist. Of course I am neither.
They’re all the same people to me. They’re people with a twisted, broken and oversimplified worldview who won’t be bothered with annoying things like facts and logic. Maybe tankies have a slightly better heart, but the ones supporting the DPRK are just as deranged as the MAGAts.
thebestaquaman@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I don’t interpret this in either of the ways you suggest. I interpret the image as a whole as ironic:
OP is paraphrasing people that claim “Russia bombing people is bad, but the US bombing people is good, and by the way Israel is above all criticism and you’re an antisemite for suggesting otherwise”, and pointing out the hypocrisy in that claim. I think OP is against wars of aggression in general, and is pointing out that the US and Israel are behaving the same way as Russia when they go bombing people “preemptively”, and that being the aggressor in a war is always bad, regardless of who you are.
MTZ@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
THANK YOU. That is exactly what was meant by this. It’s a critique towards Israel and war itself, and in no way was meant to show support for any of these countries.
FelixCress@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Fuck Netanyahu and Fuck Russia.
This.
skisnow@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Either they’re all ironic [] or none of them are ironic
Textbook false dichotomy, and not how I read it at all. Setup->Punchline is the most basic joke format in existence.
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I just interpreted as a meme criticising how people automatically side with the “good side” whether it is actually good or just a puppet state that has to win. Ukraine is actually the good side and accidentally the west supports it. Palestine is actually the good side but they got unlucky and the west supports israel. If anyone is sane, ukraine and palestine both deserve peace because an agressor attacked them and theyre just defending themselves but in the west the narrative kind of conflicts itself cause they support ukraine and israel.
Alaknar@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
This is somehow controversial, but I firmly believe that all of them, Ukraine, Palestine, Israel, Iran, everyone else, deserves an independent nation free of totalitarian dictators or religious fundamentalists.
redsand@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
False dichotomy. Back to banjo practice 🤡
flandish@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
fuck all govs. fuck israel separately because it’s not a real country.
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 2 weeks ago
Opposing all governments topples none of them.
kilgore_trout@feddit.it 2 weeks ago
You are crazy.
callyral@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
ABAB: All Bombs Are Bastards
etuomaala@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
For as long as Russia is willing to use bombs to steal land, Europe needs bombs. Obviously.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
But didn’t you know that war is very bad? So we need to completely disarm ourselves, and pretend a rouge state like Russia don’t have ambitions for territorial conquests. Even if they have, we will have the moral superiority of having the moral high ground!
👏 They 👏 go 👏 low, 👏 we 👏 go 👏 high!
/j
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It would be cool if we were all assigned a bomb at birth like pet companions tho ngl.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
I’d just have sold it for scrap.
Pirat@lemmy.org 2 weeks ago
Also, that last bomb should have a sponsored by the USA logo.
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Made in USA
Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
With $$$ (Dollar) signs!!!
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
… but then we’d have to have two flags on every bomb! It’s redundant
Abyssian@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yeah, we don’t have time for that. Iranian school girls aren’t just going to turn themselves into chunks of lifeless meat scattered across a wide area.
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Americans jumping in calling Israel out are hilarious, you guys are the main source of terror, don’t act like you’re on the right side of this. Go fix your dumpster fire, leave this one to people who aren’t being led by a pedo psychopath. The last thing the free Palestine movement needs is Americans cheapening it.
LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Who, if not Americans, should call out their nation’s support and direct involvement in this shit?
timuchan@lemmy.wtf 2 weeks ago
Many of us want to change it, but we are cattle in the eyes of our government with no real power to change it - though we’re doing our damndest in spite of that.
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
MAGA is not all Americans. It’s not even most Americans.
Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Remember boys and girls, if the bomb falls from the sky either from a plane or ridding the nosecone of a missile or is shot from the barrel of a tank it’s not Terrorism, it’s only Terrorism if it’s otherwise.
Zink@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Only poors can do terrorism, silly!
Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Thats right. When a school or hospital is bombed its only terrorism if the bomb wasn’t made by a fortune 500 company.
20cello@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
To those who’ve down voted this,why if I may ask? Genuinely curious
Photonic@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Because it’s short sided and ridiculous. Yes Russia bombs are bad, yes some NATO bombs are necessary but many are also bad, some Israeli bombs may have been necessary in the past but are now overwhelmingly bad.
This is dumb “tankie” talk that tries to push people into corners that are comfortable for the OP so that they don’t have to use their brain and think about whether people’s world views may be more complex and (eep!) sometimes more well-thought of than their own simplistic view of “NATO bad - Communism good”.
And lastly, as many posts on here, it simply reeks of anti-western propaganda.
Peehole@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
But this is literally how western media and leaders are portraying this. All bombs are bad, NATO or Russia or China or Iran or Israel I don’t care. And fuck Israeli bombs in particular where and why would bombs by a colonial entity committing genocide ever be necessary wtf?
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Lol Israeli and NATO bombs were necessary? Man, may God forgive you for your lack of humanity and overall ignorance.
kilgore_trout@feddit.it 2 weeks ago
It’s a shitposting community. It’s irony.
With statements like this:some Israeli bombs may have been necessary
it seems that you are the deranged one.
wpb@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
There is not a single good bomb thrown by Israel in history, just like Russia hasn’t thrown a good bomb in the history of the Ukraine conflict. The reasoning is exactly the same. Israel, like Russia, is the aggressor, the occupier in this conflict, since its very inception. It’s very clear from your comments that you don’t read history, and it would serve you well to be less confident about the things you clearly don’t really know about.
clot27@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
sometimes more well-thought of than their own simplistic view of “NATO bad - Communism good”. Bold of you to say that when whole west has injected red scare propaganda in viens of their people
smol_beans@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I wonder why some people push “anti-western propaganda”
Maybe it’s because the west keeps doing deplorable things.
Gigasser@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That’s alot of assumption from a meme.
starik@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
It’s nice to see that Lemmy is still about 2/3 sane people, based on the upvote/downvote ratio here.
Tja@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Russian bombs are bad not because of the flag, but because they consistently target civilians indiscriminately. Plus the whole invading a neighbor, murdering the people and stealing the land.
Say what you want about Bush, even that war criminal didn’t go as far.
porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Say what you want about Bush, even that war criminal didn’t go as far.
Genuinely not defending Russia here, but Dubya’s pretext for invading Iraq and Afghanistan was if anything even flimsier than the “justification” for the Ukraine invasion.
Limonene@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I didn’t, but I’m assuming they just haven’t heard anyone say that it’s good to be nuked by NATO.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You’re going to get called a Chinese bot account for this
etuomaala@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Not a single person I have ever talked to defends Israel’s land grab while condemning Russia’s. NATO did some stupid shit now and then, but overwhelmingly, their only purpose is to promise to crush Russia if it ever tries a land grab on a NATO state.
Maybe you’re not a Chinese bot account, but you are isomorphic to a Chinese bot account.
MTZ@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This is not a defense of Israel. It is a condemnation. You’re getting confused.
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
How often do you talk to people about Israel’s land grab ever year?
That’s not really a valid sample, sorry friend. You are not the “Chinese spy decider”.
avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
I do have two real life zionist friends who condemn Russia while defending Israel. We’ve stopped discussig Israel after numerous painful hasbara sessions.
Objection@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Was Libya also populated by Chinese bots?
Riverside@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
NATO did some stupid shit now and then
Really? After what we’ve seen formally in Libya and Yugoslavia, and informally in Iraq and Afghanistan over the past 20 years? “Some stupid shit” is ruining tens of millions of lives and leading to the creation of literal fucking ISIS?
etuomaala@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
(Also, guess who has stolen land from a few different non-NATO states (Chechnia, Georgia, Ukraine), but has never dared steal land from a NATO state?)
smol_beans@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
NATO did some stupid shit now and then, but overwhelmingly, their only purpose is to promise to crush Russia if it ever tries a land grab on a NATO state.
You just memory-holed the entire war on terror?
wpb@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
War crimes are only bad if the bad guy does them. NATO is a good guy.
vivalapivo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
As a Russian, I’m very proud of the Russian bomb name
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Clearly it’s a peace negotiation
Obnomus@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Lmao
veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
that last bomb
Truly a feddit.org moderation moment.
FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Top of the bell curve shit post. I’d argue about operation noble anvil but, that would put me at the bottom of the curve.
MTZ@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’m still about to see what’s up with that operation tho.
affenlehrer@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Aggressive bomb definitely bad, defensive bomb probably impossible, preemptive bomb maybe ok
ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Oops, all bad bombs.
Thor_Whale@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
Can’t get healthcare but we can get bombs… 🤦
kilgore_trout@feddit.it 2 weeks ago
Good meme, but wrong place, mate.
Bullerfar@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
BYOB
clot27@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
But we do it to bring freedom reeeeee long live liberalism reeee
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
You’re allowed to be antisemitic now as long as you use the word “zionist” instead of “jew”.
Nobody has ever used this one weird trick before ever, so it’s sure to trick everyone! Just remember to use the word “genocide” as many times as you can when someone calls you out for antisemitism. Bonus points if you say “Ackshually the
jewszionists are the nazis!” That’s super original and you automatically win every argument when you compare a group of people with the nazis.Then you can go about making conspiracy theories about the
jewszionists controlling the media, being the secret puppet masters of the world, etc. all you want!ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I respect the Jewish faith, and think genocide is wrong and should be stopped.
Call me an antisemite now, fuckface.
cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
very good bomb is also happy gilmore 2
Bazell@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
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