Will the doctor help me if it’s hard for longer than 4 hours? 🥺
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Submitted 2 weeks ago by violet08@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Sometimes I just sigh and think to myself, gosh, I wish life wasn’t so turgid and veiny with a huge bulbous head and pre-cum dripping down the shaft.
khanh@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
M137@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Hahah, never seen that meme before and this was the perfect context to do so. Thanks for the laugh!
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I wish my life didn’t throw so many hard curves at me. Sometimes I feel like i’m endlessly bouncing around, and it’s not always fulfilling.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Sometime I wish it was
Rollade@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Isn’t there a snake venom that makes it hard for the rest of your life (without antidote)
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I always just assumed it was hard for the rest of your penis’ life, and after a certain point without adequate blood flow…
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The rest of my penis’ life IS the rest of my life, one way or the other.
tetris11@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Just gonna drop this here.
baremetaldev@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
You might be thinking of one of the Brazilian Wandering Spiders en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoneutria_nigriventer Was featured in the second part of this brilliant documentary archive.org/details/deep_jungle Presenter runs into one while searching for a spider that had reportedly made off with a chicken (not the same spider).
Rollade@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
That’s is probably what I thought about, pretty easy to get things mixed with my surface level documenty knowledge. Just remembered that there was a creature that gives you a boner and you may die if it’s untreated.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
Call nobody if the hard-on lasts for more than several decades.
lengau@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
If your life is hard for more than 4 hours, consult a doctor.
Lol jk that’s too expensive.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
It’s hard every morning though
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
And if it’s hard for far longer than it should be, that’s an indication that something is wrong.
mycodesucks@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
2026 begs to differ.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Oh it seems that the great minds of Lemmy think alike
gegil@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
For once, the truth has been told on the internet.
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Life is like a penis, its too short
MashedHobbits@lemy.lol 2 weeks ago
And if it’s always down, you can get pills to fix it.
Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s been up and f everything in sight for a year
mrmisses@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Life is like my penis, available upon request
mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
Life comes at you fast.
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
not quite sure how my estrogen injections play into this analogy lol
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
And sometimes it gets cut short.
jeffep@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
But it’s hard if it’s up and not hard if it’s down?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
It’s also short.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
bulging, pulsing, aching…
what were we talking about again?
wabafee@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Naked mole-rat
loaf@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
And sometimes, it comes at you fast.
M137@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Even a bit premature at times, mostly a disappointing situation.