My local brothel serves eggs bonerdicked for breakfast on Sundays before church and I’ve been requesting corn for months now but they never put it on the menu, it’s distressing
Every so often, it's important for our community to pause, heal, and reflect together on what's truly important and why we're all here.
Submitted 1 month ago by gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I love this sentence.
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Had to back and read it to catch the masterpiece that is “eggs bonerdicked”
ramasses@social.ozymandias.club 1 month ago
Thats enough lemmy for today.
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
jim_v@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I didn’t get it yet then, and I won’t get it yet then, now.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
May I offer you confused folks some beans?
Katrisia@lemmy.today 1 month ago
I love beans, but corn is corn. You cannot make bean’s tortillas, or… not that I am aware of. Bread, sweet beverages, etc. Corn is so versatile. If I have to pick (luckily I don’t in real life), I’d pick corn.
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If you wash them you can make bean pie
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Corn is wonderful and versatile but at the end of the day my true love is pulses. They can go in everything, they’re nutritious as all hell, and they’re just plain tasty. Bean tacos, bean burgers, falafel, hummus…
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m sure there’s a way to process beans into a flour that could be made into tortillas.
anon_8675309@lemmy.world 1 month ago
No. Not those.
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Potatoes are far better than corn. Potatoes heal the soil as well as the soul. Potatoes make us whole. Potatoes are superior to corn and beans.
Potatoes are easy to grow, they self-propagate, and they’re both nutritious and tasty. Corn is okay, but nothing compared to potatoes.
Corn didn’t wreck us when we couldn’t grow it. Potatoes did. We cannot live without potatoes. Potatoes are life.
fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 1 month ago
i also worship potato 🥔
Abrinoxus@thelemmy.club 1 month ago
life and love is potatoe
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Beans also heal the soil and the soul. And the correct answer is beans with potatoes. Falafel and greek style fries is easily a top tier meal
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Dawg. Me and boys are just here for the beans.
The_v@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Potatos are very destructive to the soil.
They have to be dug up (lots of cultivation). This breaks up the soil structure causing all sorts of issues with porosity, nutrient and organic material loss.
Because of the diseases and pest that attack the growing tubers, growers use fumigants/biofumigants. These are indescriminate killers that wipe out all sorts of insects, fungi, nematodes, and bacteria.
Potatoes leave very little organic residue behind when the tubers are harvested.
Any crop that follows potatoes suffers from a “yield drag” for 2-3 years as the soil recovers.
Out of the all starchy foods we eat, potatoes and sweet potatoes are the worst for the soil.
RaoulDook@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Potatoes are just overgrown beans. They grew so big they lost most of that healthy bean fiber.
late_list@piefed.zip 1 month ago
archonet@lemy.lol 1 month ago
IT’S NOT DIFFERENT AT ALL, IS IT STEVE?
UnhingedFridge@lemmy.world 1 month ago
real_squids@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Oh I know where this is from…
UnhingedFridge@lemmy.world 1 month ago
popsalottacornsyrup@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Can I respectfully say I was freaked out when my college girlfriend had a stick of butter in the fridge that they pulled out and then passed around so each participant could roll their cob on it to butter it? Effective? Yes. Absurd? Definitely.
ieatpwns@lemmy.world 1 month ago
CRANKIN MA COB
AGD4@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I don’t understand the corn meme whatsoever, but that looks fuggin’ delicious.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Too much usa-centric politics -> corn as a protest
NotSteve_@piefed.ca 1 month ago
Yeah this community is used by some people as a generic dumping ground for US political images - meme or not. I’m not even American but I’m fine keeping up with the political shit show that is the USA right now but ffs a screencap of some American politician’s Twitter post is NOT a shitpost.
Is nothing sacred anymore? I really wish the mods would start removing posts because the cornposting isn’t working
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
We’re channeling Khrushchev
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
It’s COOOOOOOOOORN
TheBat@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Cornography
baltakatei@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
The Corn must grow.
robocall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Memba when that lady stuck a corn up her pussy?
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
I could use a reminder
robocall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Doesn’t look self-inserted
robocall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
She seemed friendly. You could ask her.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 1 month ago
From this distant vantage point, the Earth might not seem of any particular interest. But for us, it’s different. Consider again at that dot. That’s here. That’s home. That’s us. On it every corn you love, every corn you know, every corn you ever heard of, every cultivar that ever was, lived out its life. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident recipes, listicles, and culinary doctrines, every farmer and forager, every binger and dieter, every planter and harvester of fields, every succotash and popcorn, every monoecious couple in love, every pistil and stamen, hopeful seedling, barbecuer and chef, every eater of cornmeal, every corrupt subsidy, every cob and kernel in the history of our tummies lived there—on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.
can@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
corn :)
corn ;)
SiegeRhino@lemmy.world 1 month ago
🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽
Monster96@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What’s with this corny post?
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 1 month ago
A7thStone@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Cracker bargle
unaccounted4@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Needs more garlic powder!
someguy3@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The thing people can’t digest?
muffedtrims@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Beans?
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 month ago
why is there corn in my shit?
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Corn is soo 2025.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 month ago
God damn, that looks delicious
BreadOven@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
anon_8675309@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Not enough butter. And where is the Lowry’s?
Redacted@piefed.ca 1 month ago
“I mean look at this thing, I can’t imagine a more beautiful thing. It’s corn!” - Corn Kid from that viral video (2022)
sundray@lemmus.org 1 month ago
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