the wok agenda

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• Reygle@lemmy.world ⁨58⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  That’s gotta be fake, but it SURE IS funny!

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s funny because he’s dead.

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  • Warl0k3@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    God, it really is.

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    • kevin2107@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      1.4tb grindr, he’s enjoying hell

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  • West_of_West@piefed.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It could be worse, he could be alive

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    • rabber@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      He was somehow less annoying when he was alive

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• wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What the tits, 1.4TB?

  Also UwU

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  • ieatpwns@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No tits

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  • AeonFelis@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This was from before AI companies bought all the SSDs.

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  • then_three_more@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The thirst is real

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• ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ironically going on Grindr to get some dick to suck to own the left

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  • Soulcreator@programming.dev ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “I totally found the new way of trolling the libs, I have sex with guys on grinder but the jokes on them because I’m not gay!”

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      “This is how I will make them straight, by having sex with straight people.”

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    • CADmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      But they use Grindr to make sure they aren’t gay. Just have to make sure periodically. Like once a week.

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• elbiter@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  So the guy was actually that stupid and that desperate for attention…

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• Draegur@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I use barq!

  sadly it isn’t terribly effective because there’s way too much friction when it comes to local interaction

  two people have to like each other first before they can even say hi? that’s like … literally the opposite of how meeting people works though???

  that isn’t to say that DMs should be unlocked but rather that there oughtta be a localized/proximity public channel where you can just sorta microblog to the void and others who are nearby enough to see it can comment.

  i’d call that system “howling”. kinda like the twilight bark from the old animated 101 Dalmatians movie ^_^

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  • curbstickle@anarchist.nexus ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    For anyone, like me, who has (well had, now) no idea what barq is

    BARQ! - For furries, by furries A social app designed for furries, by furries, fostering community and connection.

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    • wetsoggybread@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It probably has real good security though

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  • andros_rex@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Is it like Grindr (eg, mostly male + hookups)?

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  • tempest@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You could sorta Yik yak before you join a herd?

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• saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Judging by the comments, this shitpost is 😙👌

  The Right have leopards eat their faces. The Left have people biting onions. Same people; different upbringings. But same people.

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• totally_human_emdash_user@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wait… why is he complaining about the “woke gay agenda” when the top app in that list is Grindr?

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  • Zwiebel@feddit.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Woosh

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    • totally_human_emdash_user@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oh, shoot… please don’t tell the cops that I bypassed my breathalyzer so that I could comment on the Internet in the morning without being drunk on coffee first!!!

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  • AeonFelis@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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  • Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And who really has >2TB of space on their phone?

    No seriously, who has that much space on a phone

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    • PagPag@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’m sure a 4TB iPhone is not far away. 2TB is their highest offering iirc…

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That phone would be like four phones thick. Though as you demonstrate, there would be consumers that want it. Instead they always focus on making phones thinner, which I don’t recall anyone asking for.

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    • huppakee@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Your phone doesn’t keep a copy of everything, you know

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  • python@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Cause it’s late at night and we all deserve some sleepy gay agenda while browsing Grindr

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  • mech@feddit.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Cause his post is full of shit.

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  • Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Woosh

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    • totally_human_emdash_user@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Thank you, but I figured it out after the first “Woosh” reply.

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