Meta patented an AI that lets you keep posting after you die

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• sun_is_ra@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Later that same day, Kris allegedly took Lucy by the hand while she was in the kitchen and took him to his bedroom. Lucy’s boyfriend said that after about 15 seconds he heard a loud bang and Kris screaming for his wife.

  Kris told authorities that his daughter had been watching a news report on gun violence so he wanted to show her the gun that he owned. Lucy’s boyfriend said that Lucy often became upset with her father when he spoke about owning a gun. Kris said he had never discussed owning a gun with his daughter before.

  He was just “showing” her his gun after she watched news about “gun violence” and accidentally shot her in the chest.

  He also doesn’t love her that much:

  “How would you feel if I was the girl in that situation and I’d been sexually assaulted?” Lucy reportedly asked. Kris allegedly answered that he would not be that upset because he had two other daughters living with him. Lucy reportedly left the room “quite upset.”

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• Epzillon@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Holy shit, dystopia is real

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  • Cyclist@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Black Mirror is real.

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    • NatakuNox@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      We’re using Black Mirror, Idiocracy, and Handmaids Tale as a blueprint at this point.

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• Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I would fucking hate getting “i miss you son” messages from my dead parents

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  • errer@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “I miss you son…almost as much as I miss the energy of Five Hour Energy Dubai Chocolate Crunch!”

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  • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s abuse and harassment. 

    There’s no other way to look at it. It is not that relative, it’s fraud to claim it is, and it’s just disgusting to pull at the heart strings like this to make money. 

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  • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “By the way, you would look great in these raybans™”

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• roofuskit@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Lol, this is because most of their Facebook users will be dead in the next 5 years.

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• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  How are these companies so Sociopathic that they don’t immediately understand how awful an idea this is?

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  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Unfortunately, the c-suites can’t hear you over the sound of their multimillion dollar annual bonus checks clearing

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    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      At least we can hear their sobs when their sales slump, and their corporations nosedive.

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• Widdershins@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If you want to shitpost from beyond the grave do it yourself

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• Golden@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What an intellectually dishonest title. You can’t keep posting after your death; your persona and all the relationships you spent a lifetime building become commodities for Meta to profit from

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• karashta@piefed.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  No one gave a shit about my shitty low effort shit while alive. Who the fuck wants a slop version of me to be disappointed in as well?

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  • KoboldCoterie@pawb.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hey, none of that. Around here, all content is valuable, low-effort and shitty or not. As long as it was posted by a human; fuck AI.

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    • poleslav@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This is the kinda positivity that I needed to start my day, thanks stranger lol

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    • karashta@piefed.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s alright. I don’t believe it was all that bad. But I never really tried or cared, so it was 100% low effort haha

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• FauxLiving@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Meta knows that you don’t have to be dead for this to work, now you can respond to your friends on Facebook in a manner that most optimizes engagement… whether you want to or not.

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• 321hendrik@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Another Black Mirror Story becoming reality: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Be_Right_Back

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  • Murdoc@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And Caprica, and Limitless (the tv show, not the movie). Probably others. (Even a Babylon 5 episode was related, but more fantasy than sci-fi.)

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• vala@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ultimate vendor lock-in

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• tomiant@piefed.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Finally, so I can keep being banned forever.

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• astraeus@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  90% of their social media is already bots anyway would it really change much

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• thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So that meta can speak through your corpse after you die.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    At least someone wants my body, I can’t give it away.

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• abbadon420@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Meta announcement soon: “We made an update to our privacy statement. The most sogbificant change is that we have now explicitly stated that you, the user, are in full control of your account and your data and you will have a lifelong, exlusive right to that data. We are doing this in the users best interest and comply with privacy regulations.”

  Conveniantly leaving out that they’re effectively changing nothing except that you now loose all rights to your data and your account after you die.

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• VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is just a gimmick compared to an Alpha-level simulation, if it becomes possible.

  …fandom.com/…/Alpha-level_simulation

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• pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s a no from me, dawg.

  My post-life AI clone will have a single purpose: shitposting to Meta services about how shitty those same Meta services are.

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• Xaphanos@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Y’all are gonna love reflekta.ai

  Reflekta turns the stories, memories, and artifacts of the lives of you and your loved ones into private and interactive Reflektions that can be connected with anytime.

  /s

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  • vala@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Holy fuck

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• Grimy@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I kind of want to get this for my family. Control the heating and stuff, idk

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• hayvan@piefed.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Um. Can it start shitposting on my behalf so I can quit completely?

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  • MagicShel@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    How much would it suck to wake up one day to find you’ve gone viral for words you never posted?

    Guess it wouldn’t matter if you only went viral with AI. Until the AI death threats start.

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    • tomiant@piefed.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      How much would it suck to wake up and realize your shitmeme went viral and that is the highlight of your life?

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• MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Bad enough to replace actual people with AI fakes, but maybe let’s not have them puppeting the corpses of the dead, yeah?

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