MagicShel
@MagicShel@lemmy.zip
25+ yr Java/JS dev
Linux novice - running Ubuntu (no windows/mac)
- Comment on Samsung's latest update is a serious gut punch to Galaxy power users 14 hours ago:
I wish you could just buy a fucking tv. I don’t want your shitty-ass proprietary version of YouTube or Netflix. I don’t even want WiFi or an Ethernet port. I’ll but a fucking Roku or Apple TV or whatever. Or just watch Blu-rays.
I tried blocking so off those ports from one of my Samsungs. Eventually YouTube couldn’t work. You’d have to jump through massive hoops including unblocking their servers and hard power cycle — I can’t even remember. I thought they legit bricked it because I didn’t want any updates or spying or ads forced on me.
TVs are just awful. Monitors are way better, but I have yet to find 85" monitors.
- Comment on OpenAI delays ‘adult mode’ for ChatGPT to focus on work of higher priority 2 days ago:
Is this a dumber timeline than the one where ISIS spends all it’s time trying to convince nubile and Islam-curious AI girls to move to the Middle East to become part of a harem?
- Comment on When the Category Leader Stalls : Postman and the Future of API Tooling 3 days ago:
Interesting. I’ve been using Hoppscotch for two years now.
- Comment on The perception of the passage of time can be very different depending on which side of the bathroom door you're on. 4 days ago:
Story time?
- Comment on Dear Faith IX 4 days ago:
I overuse the fuck out of parentheses. Emdash is helping me get over that, but I can relate.
- Comment on Dear Faith IX 4 days ago:
It’s a great punctuation. You could use commas, but emdash is nice.
- Comment on Dear Faith IX 4 days ago:
Forsooth! I love writing that way and reading similar. It makes social media read almost literary. I’m vexed that people would prefer to read comments that stray nary an inch beyond third grade vernacular.
However it can read a little pretentious, which is why I like to stay drop in a few fuck-your-mothers or whatnot in to provide a little grounding.
Own that shit and stand out, my brother!
- Comment on Dear Faith IX 5 days ago:
I’ve been steeped in AI for about 6-7 years. It’s hard to tell in a brief comment like yours but it doesn’t strike read as AI to me. Not sure where people get that vibe but it doesn’t show here.
Given multiple paragraphs a lot of tells can accumulate if there isn’t a human carefully curating and editing. This one is borderline. I’m not sure by any means, but it hits my skepticism zone.
- Comment on Dear Faith IX 5 days ago:
Getting strong AI vibes in this one. Two “this is x not y” comments in a row. Could only be more AI coded if it were “this isn’t x but y.”
Idk if it’s the prof or the poster but this series is expiring quickly.
- Comment on Reddit users hate NordVPN. Are their criticisms legit? 5 days ago:
My experience with them was bad. Somehow they automatically moved me from a plan for just vpn (which is pretty cheap) to one that included a bunch of bullshit I didn’t need, want, or even know I could use. The new plan was over $30/mo. There are ISPs who charge less than that!
My previous VPN service has been about $36 per year or something. I remember it was small enough that I just paid it annually out of pocket change, which also lowered the price in comparison.
I stopped sailing the seas, as it were, and dropped it. Then I needed to briefly, and tried Nord. Meh. Anyways it’s strictly land-lubbing these days.
- Comment on Teen boys are using ChatGPT as their wingman. What could go wrong? AI is teaching teenagers about love now. 1 week ago:
Look, it was a miracle I got myself laid, now you want me to tell you how? I don’t know, the 80’s were kinda crazy wild. Not like the 60’s or 70’s, but nothing at all like today.
10’s I’d say go play with the home team — gay hookup culture looked crazy from the outside — but now? Maybe AI can get you laid, but I sure as hell can’t.
- Comment on Meta's AI display glasses reportedly share intimate videos with human moderators 1 week ago:
I always make sure to tell my audience to remove any smart glasses. It’s just creepy doing it in front of them otherwise.
- Comment on Forced age verification is comming sooner than we thought. 1 week ago:
“By downloading this software, you agree you are a very naughty boy or girl.”
- Comment on Windows 12 release date in 2026 possible, with AI features that may force CPU upgrades 1 week ago:
Making windows worse, AI, and forced CPU upgrades in this economy? There really is something for everyone to hate here.
- Comment on We Overhauled Our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy - Another VC funded bait and switch 1 week ago:
VC Lawyers insist. Not worth it for the company to fight for something (not going to arbitration) that no one will notice or care about if it doesn’t change. Or maybe they didn’t care.
I’m just saying capitalism ruins everything because investors only care about maximizing profit and minimizing risk, this forces bullshit like this onto everyone downstream. One solution is not to use the product. Better solution is to change the law to make mandatory arbitration illegal. Best solution is to throw billionaires into the ocean and stir the solution until the solid is fully dissolve.
- Comment on If a war liberates a woman in a country you’ve never heard of, and no one posts about it on social media, did the liberation even happen? 1 week ago:
Born in 1973. Can confirm nothing happened prior to 1997.
- Comment on It's frankly stupid of me to get annoyed when people at work ask me tech questions, I'm getting paid to give 0-effort answers. 1 week ago:
I give people a lot of grace when it comes to these things. Sometimes they are lazy or incurious, but other times they may lack confidence in the documentation or their ability to understand/execute it. Still other times, they may have other tasks they are dealing with that are pushing them to their cognitive capacity.
But, yeah, laziness is annoying when it impacts your ability to get your job done or even just relax if you have some downtime.
- Comment on Dear Faith II 1 week ago:
Why, land sakes! What has your jimmies rustled?
- Comment on It's rude to show AI output to people | Alex Martsinovich 1 week ago:
The environmental cost is not enormous because I’m not using it in a massive scale. I kill more I’d the environment playing PlayStation than I do using AI. I also don’t use AI to get exposure to art, I use it to critique my writing from a different perspective. I’ll a good enough writer to know what feedback to accept and what not to, same with when I use it for programming, I’m an expert with 30 years of experience and I can evaluate the quality of the code, however sometimes it points out things I’ve missed because I’m also human and can make mistakes.
I’m a better writer than 95% of the planet, which isn’t good enough to be a professional, but is more than sufficient for social media. However I do appreciate an outside perspective and believe me I am well able to recognize bullshit feedback that doesn’t align with my style or intent. I also rarely use it for that in any event because I rarely look at what I’ve written and have a sense I’m missing something — but it does happen.
- Comment on Asus and Dell announce new mini PCs for Windows 365 | Goodbye local OS 1 week ago:
In general, we try to avoid recurring payments, whether debt, rent, or what have you. When we can’t, we can’t. But we’ll buy used, we’ll do whatever we can to avoid this shit — generally. So in my opinion which is undoubtedly a bit self-serving and should be taken with a grain of salt, grandparents aren’t going to just roll over and accept computer as a service. The market for own your own computer will always be there, and so someone will sell it.
- Comment on It's rude to show AI output to people | Alex Martsinovich 1 week ago:
Who I rely on it? I accept suggestions when the good truth, even if the source of the suggestions is a slop generator. I accept what it is right about and reject what I don’t. And why not? It costs nothing.
And, at 52, I write the way I write. I enjoy the process, I enjoy playing with language. I enjoy the juxtaposition of literary flourishes with a crude fuck you thrown in as punctuation and counterpoint to what might otherwise seem inaccessible or deliberately obtuse.
But do you know what I’ve found? I can be a little overly self-indulgent. For example, you didn’t want all this, you just wanted to throw your glib little “lrn2write” and garner a few upvotes from the vehement AI haters and give yourself a self-righteous pat on the back.
Sometimes I need another perspective to suggest restraint. As you can see, this, like 98% of my writing, is mine alone, else I’d’ve taken what would undoubtedly be good advice and held back on the more acerbic bits, and made sure I wasn’t posting some knee-jerk defensive self-indulgent 100% man-made slop.
But here we are.
- Comment on Asus and Dell announce new mini PCs for Windows 365 | Goodbye local OS 1 week ago:
Grandparents don’t want to rent shit. They want to buy it and be done. Source: this old fuck right here.
- Comment on It's rude to show AI output to people | Alex Martsinovich 1 week ago:
I sometimes use LLMs to help me with brevity or clarity. But the input is my own words and the output is almost always edited so that I sound like me because sometimes, while the output is serviceable, it’s just… bad and uninspired.
- Comment on Asus and Dell announce new mini PCs for Windows 365 | Goodbye local OS 1 week ago:
I’ll just point out that 3% market share is still bigger than the entire market when started building PCs. And that’s assuming they can make this attractive to anyone. Single point of failure for your entire company? Single supplier who has you over a barrel when they want to raise prices? Who in their right mind would go for that.
We’ll see. The fact that it’s on offer doesn’t mean people will bite. I’ve seen the industry try so much stupid shit that people said no to. Free computer full of ads? No. Scan cat? No. Packing LEDs into things that don’t need to light up or be hotter? Well… they got us there.
- Comment on Not Found 1 week ago:
I’m glad Anthropic is holding a line here but stand up against might be a little strong. They just don’t want to recreate ED209.
- Comment on Asus and Dell announce new mini PCs for Windows 365 | Goodbye local OS 1 week ago:
Goodbye local Windows, you mean. Except I said goodbye two years ago and never looked back or missed it. Windows does nothing I need, and does it poorly.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m still petty enough to hope this effort is a miserable failure, but ultimately I don’t care all that much.
- Comment on ISIS teaching recruits how to use AI ‘responsibly’ 1 week ago:
shit no one thought of
This is one thing it isn’t going to do.
- Comment on The people who believe "progressiveness is just a fad that one grows out of" are the same people that grew up getting brainwashed into regressive politics. The belief is only true for them. 1 week ago:
I agree that public transport can be less stressful (not always, making a connection between the perpetually 20 minute late bus and the train was stressful for me even if I had no control), but just as food for thought for those of us currently with commutes that aren’t public transport friendly — over the years I’ve found that driving like an absolute maniac only saved me a minute or two even over fairly long commutes, compared to driving calmly and courteously.
Leaving just slightly earlier led to much less stressful drives for me. I’m not talking 10-15 minutes, but even 5 minutes earlier would let me drive calmly, safely, and get to work faster than being an asshole with 5 minutes of extra sleep.
- Comment on Slingshot is a nice detail 😁 2 weeks ago:
But… I really think I can fix her with a little terraforming.
- Comment on Is the AI hype still on or have the models plateaued? 2 weeks ago:
I have to admit, this is more entertaining than counting 'r’s in strawberry. Novel logic puzzles really are about impossible because there is no “logic” input in token selection.
That being said, the first thing that came to my mind is that at some point the (presumable) adults, me and the priest, are going to be on the boat at some point, which would necessarily leave the baby alone on one shore or another.
Clearly, the only viable solution is the baby eats the candy, and then the priest eats the baby.