Forget your astral sign, which Muppet do you want to be?

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• ieatpwns@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The yep yep aliens

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  • Hackworth@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Uh huh

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  • tatterdemalion@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    MEEOOOWW. MEEEEOOOOOWW.

    …mm mm. Nope nope nope.

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Gonzo. Weird little fuck that does anything he damned well pleases, loves who he loves, can be counted on, and is a friend to all.

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• DrSleepless@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Swedish chef, dude gives no fucks

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• artifex@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Kermit on the outside, Animal in my brain.

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  • BallShapedMan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ohhh, I didn’t know that was a choice!

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• bfg9k@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Swedish Chef.

  Would be chill just bort-bort-borting it up

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  • Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’ve got the Swedish chef Lego mini over my stove to remind me where my love of food comes from.

    I still need to git him a chicken and a basketball hoop…

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• chunes@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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• Lighttrails@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Screw it, Fozzie Bear. Bad jokes every where

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  • Jerb322@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Wocka wocka”

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• JetpackJackson@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Beaker bc silly and scientist, Elmo bc child-like wonder

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• Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Animal

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• Jerb322@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fozzie “Wacka wacka”

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• SmokedBillionaire@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Zoot just for his immaculate vibes.

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• cosmictrickster@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Animal. Zero fucks given.

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• jade52@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  JANET she’s cool af

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• HorikBrun@kbin.earth ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Animal in my youth, and my best friend was already Floyd. Truthfully, I was already Fozzy.
  Nowadays, Dr Bunsen Honeydew.
  For science!

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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• Pirtatogna@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yeah, it’ll have to be animal, definitely.

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• acidrobot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Animal is great! But I feel like The Count + Animal is who I am at the moment.

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• Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  No chicken fuckers here? Gonzo! All day.

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• statler_waldorf@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Me

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  • BallShapedMan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    🤣🤣🤣

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• JakoJakoJako13@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Gonzo or Beaker

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• pasdechance@jlai.lu ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Me?

  Me Sid.

  Me want cookie.

  Nom nom nom nom.

  C is for cookie, that’s good enough for me…

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• Rhaedas@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Animal was always my spirit animal.

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  • Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh you have ADHD too?

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• Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Dr. Teeth

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• Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Elmo please. Adorable, loved, is allowed to be grumpy sometimes, and gets to have a great theme song and good friends? Hell yeah

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I want to be the chicken because no one has any expectations of the chicken except to just be a chicken.

  But I’m not going to get to be the chicken.

  You know what I’m going to be? I’m going to be Elmo.

  Why?

  Because someone has to be Elmo, and no one else wants to be Elmo. So as is my lot in life, I’m going to step up and do what no one else will do and fucking be Elmo. And I’ll be the best goddamn Elmo anyone’s ever met.

  And whoever gets to be the chicken: I hate you.

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  • Sarmyth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The chicken gets(has) to fuck Gonzo.

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• cowfodder@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sweetums. I’ve been told that I’m the human version already.

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• missingno@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Waldorf

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• clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m already a Muppet.

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• Davel23@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I've always felt a kinship with Grover.

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