Forget your astral sign, which Muppet do you want to be?

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  I want to be the chicken because no one has any expectations of the chicken except to just be a chicken.

  But I’m not going to get to be the chicken.

  You know what I’m going to be? I’m going to be Elmo.

  Why?

  Because someone has to be Elmo, and no one else wants to be Elmo. So as is my lot in life, I’m going to step up and do what no one else will do and fucking be Elmo. And I’ll be the best goddamn Elmo anyone’s ever met.

  And whoever gets to be the chicken: I hate you.

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• cowfodder@lemmy.world ⁨28⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Sweetums. I’ve been told that I’m the human version already.

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• statler_waldorf@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Me

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  • BallShapedMan@lemmy.world ⁨25⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    🤣🤣🤣

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• SmokedBillionaire@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Zoot just for his immaculate vibes.

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Gonzo. Weird little fuck that does anything he damned well pleases, loves who he loves, can be counted on, and is a friend to all.

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• ieatpwns@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The yep yep aliens

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  • Hackworth@piefed.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Uh huh

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• DrSleepless@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Swedish chef, dude gives no fucks

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• cosmictrickster@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Animal. Zero fucks given.

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• JakoJakoJako13@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Gonzo or Beaker

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• jade52@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  JANET she’s cool af

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• HorikBrun@kbin.earth ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Animal in my youth, and my best friend was already Floyd. Truthfully, I was already Fozzy.
  Nowadays, Dr Bunsen Honeydew.
  For science!

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• artifex@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Kermit on the outside, Animal in my brain.

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  • BallShapedMan@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ohhh, I didn’t know that was a choice!

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• ShellMonkey@piefed.socdojo.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Like to be, maybe Floyd, more realistically Statler/Waldorf

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  • BranBucket@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    I’m kinda the opposite, I want to be Statler or Waldorf, but deep down I’m probably a Grover.

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• missingno@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Waldorf

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• pasdechance@jlai.lu ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Me?

  Me Sid.

  Me want cookie.

  Nom nom nom nom.

  C is for cookie, that’s good enough for me…

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• Davel23@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I've always felt a kinship with Grover.

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• clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m already a Muppet.

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• CombatWombatEsq@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Schum di schum di schum di schum di schum morp morp morp!

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Image

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• Rhaedas@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Animal was always my spirit animal.

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