Pirtatogna

@Pirtatogna@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Use the garden hose like a civilized human being⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok, I’ll just wash the tip then.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Using the same abbreviation scheme as "internationalization" -> "i18n", the word "to" can be abreviated as "t0o".⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Intrnachnliseishn. Acksessibilitii. Who cares about the letters in between. In english there is no real match between a written word and how it sounds anyway. /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do the right thing and avoid the pain⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, HC buddhist wouldn’t try to avoid the pain but rather investigate it and examine what it’s like.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Billie Eilish and "stolen land"⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Learning with”, probably

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To make it more interesting I have program that randomly gives out coordinates. I then sharpen my aim to hit the required target⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Trying to hit all of them on one go could be entertaining.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wish I still had a CD player⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I recently got a new one. It’s not in my computer, though. It’s this cute little chi-fi thingy that I connected to my speaker with optical wire.

  I have a collection of CDs so I figured I might just as well listen to them. Been buying some new ones too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Forget your astral sign, which Muppet do you want to be?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, it’ll have to be animal, definitely.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Man posts his incorrect opinion online⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Whoops, sorry about advertising. Didn’t think about that before posting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Man posts his incorrect opinion online⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Same. I have this gymba board in my office and it doesn’t even work with shoes on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bread mattress: so my sleepy ass can partially eat it, as I'm in the lengthy process of waking up (possibly improving efficiency)⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  American bread ain’t nothing but edible sponge. In old Europe you’d have seriously bad time sleeping on bread.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Major Bing Bong⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ground control to major Bong…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Without vowels there'd be no singing⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gd sv r grcs Kng, Lng lv r nbl Kng, Gd sv th Kng! Snd hm vctrs, Hpp nd glrs, Lng t rgn vr s, Gd sv th Kng!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[meme] choochoo⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  While I agree in principle with the OP, I feel I must point out that that wouldn’t completely make cars unnecessary. There are still remote or sparsely populated areas (a lot actually in my country) where comprehensive public transport is inpractical or next to impossible. I’d say we have use for both. Especially so if self driving means being able to summon a car when you need one without needing to own one. Or would that actually count as public transport then…?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Creativity⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was thinking colouring his hair, but I don’t know where WD40 comes in. Unless that’s also a brand of hair colouring.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The more things change, the more they stay the same.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine that. The library I work in has dedicated rooms for gaming, recording music and video editing. With the equipment, software and games provided by the library.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do we have shampoo, conditioner, and body wash soaps?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So basically shampoo/soap + conditioner is used to first chemically strip off natural oils and then replace them with chemicals.

  Being a short haired dude I struggle to understand how hair, which is basically dead tissue would benefit from moisturizing, though I guess adding oils and silicone will probably make it look more glossy. And obviously give soap more stuff that needs to be removed on cleansing.

  I dunno, this seems like a situation that is engineered purely for marketing purposes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Haste/Impatience should have been one of the deadly sins.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All of these seem to have very little effect in how (christian) people actually live their lives. More words, still so little action.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨second part is optional⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  For the optional second he’d surely deserve a bonus, no?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Word.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s basically an abysmal text editor combined with the worst page layout software the world has ever seen. Creating documents with it very much resembles masturbating with a blender.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Turing test has been inverted.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “We’re charging our battery. And now we’re full of energy.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨7 for me⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, maybe the dust bunnies strip me at night.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨7 for me⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No matter how I go to sleep, I always wake up 20. Always been that way. I have socks on, though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You might want to hose it off when you are done⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Should be required by everyone else too. I hate the taste of pee pee.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They do this so you will stare at it and increase the accuracy of your aim⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I should definitely cross streams then.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They do this so you will stare at it and increase the accuracy of your aim⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What happens if you do?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Today's Survey. One point for everything that you have NEVER DONE⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  1 point. Never listened to a boombox outside. I have owned a boombox, though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨when people say the secret ingredient is love, i have to assume that that love takes the form of flatulence.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably semen, though.