statler_waldorf

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⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone Can Push Updates to the DOGE.gov Website⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:
Bosses when the IT dept is furiously responding to an outage: What do we pay you for?

Bosses when everything is running smoothly: What do we pay you for?
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The deed is done.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
I was in my mid 30s when I found out that you could hold some button when continuing after game over in Super Mario Bros to continue in the world you died.

We just got gud and abused the turtle shell stair 1up.
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨punchable babies⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
It’s a goddamn synapsid you little shit!