Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
There's still life left in them!
Submitted 2 weeks ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/36b1cd3a-fc18-43b0-bd5c-09f9ff2e1d81.jpeg
Comments
Ste41th@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
mech@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
You were on a train, not at work.
Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This a great point. The tag should be NSFT
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
What if work was the friends we made on the train?
Stern@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Mans thirst trapping
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Thirst trapping too close to the sun
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Rocking that aztec style.
mattyroses@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Princess Leia in Jedi energy
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 2 weeks ago
That fucking elastic band deserves a medal.
tunarcaleyla@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
i cant blame him
lath@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Loincloths never went away.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
Why don’t we have long loincloths like we used to back in ancient times? I bet they’re super comfy in the summer.
PixelatedSaturn@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s a pajama, who cares? The sandman?
TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Hush little baby, don’t say a word
And never mind that noise you heard
It’s angry birds under your bed
On your pants and in your headPostmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Beautiful.
Liuone@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
In his defense, I don’t see any holes in this skirt?
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
I know a humblebrag when I see one.
peanuts4life@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
🥵🥵🥵🥵
medem@lemmy.wtf 2 weeks ago
That’s a feature, not a bug.
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Stitch those bad boys up. If there’s material missing, fill it in with green piggies 😁
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I see a perfectly functional pair of pj pants in this photo. Not sure what all the fuss is about.
Xerxos@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Instead of publicly shaming him she could have it fixed? Perhaps as a present? He seems to like it a lot - it might have emotional or sentimental value for him. Or it might be extremely compfy.
Whatever the reason might be, public shaming is not the answer.
Gladaed@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
They. Their gender is not disclosed.
Nounka@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Idd. Needle and thread and it is fixed in like 15 min.
volvoxvsmarla@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
I think there is quite a bunch of fabric missing but yes, this is an amazing project for someone who is into mending and not too complicated
Bazell@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Cloth loyalty level: 100.
homes@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
I’ve been known to hold onto pajama bottoms a bit longer than I should… None currently, but I have in the past…
Deceptichum@quokk.au 2 weeks ago
When I do it for too long they ask me to leave the shop.
BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
that still has a crisp 10 years left
davidagain@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
He looks great in them. Let him be.
Jojowski@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Yeaah, certain operating modules seem to have a systems feature which prevents them to dispose of any underwear until it literally disintegrates on them.
Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
He looks like he’s wearing princess Jasmines pants
stickly@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Image
killea@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s the same picture…
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Sometimes people on Lemmy rehost pictures because they notice the original’s domain (usually catbox.moe or the pict-rs media host of OP’s instance) is blocked by some ISPs
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
I would like a long skirt that conceals nothing but still gives me the opportunity to fall flat on my face with every step.