Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
There's still life left in them!
Submitted 2 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/36b1cd3a-fc18-43b0-bd5c-09f9ff2e1d81.jpeg
Comments
Ste41th@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
mech@feddit.org 2 months ago
You were on a train, not at work.
Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This a great point. The tag should be NSFT
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
What if work was the friends we made on the train?
Stern@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Mans thirst trapping
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Thirst trapping too close to the sun
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Rocking that aztec style.
mattyroses@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Princess Leia in Jedi energy
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 2 months ago
That fucking elastic band deserves a medal.
tunarcaleyla@lemmy.world 2 months ago
i cant blame him
lath@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Loincloths never went away.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
Why don’t we have long loincloths like we used to back in ancient times? I bet they’re super comfy in the summer.
PixelatedSaturn@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s a pajama, who cares? The sandman?
TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Hush little baby, don’t say a word
And never mind that noise you heard
It’s angry birds under your bed
On your pants and in your headPostmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Beautiful.
Liuone@lemmy.world 2 months ago
In his defense, I don’t see any holes in this skirt?
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
I know a humblebrag when I see one.
peanuts4life@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
🥵🥵🥵🥵
medem@lemmy.wtf 2 months ago
That’s a feature, not a bug.
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Stitch those bad boys up. If there’s material missing, fill it in with green piggies 😁
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I see a perfectly functional pair of pj pants in this photo. Not sure what all the fuss is about.
Xerxos@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Instead of publicly shaming him she could have it fixed? Perhaps as a present? He seems to like it a lot - it might have emotional or sentimental value for him. Or it might be extremely compfy.
Whatever the reason might be, public shaming is not the answer.
Gladaed@feddit.org 2 months ago
They. Their gender is not disclosed.
Nounka@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Idd. Needle and thread and it is fixed in like 15 min.
volvoxvsmarla@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
I think there is quite a bunch of fabric missing but yes, this is an amazing project for someone who is into mending and not too complicated
Bazell@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Cloth loyalty level: 100.
homes@piefed.world 2 months ago
I’ve been known to hold onto pajama bottoms a bit longer than I should… None currently, but I have in the past…
Deceptichum@quokk.au 2 months ago
When I do it for too long they ask me to leave the shop.
BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
that still has a crisp 10 years left
davidagain@lemmy.world 2 months ago
He looks great in them. Let him be.
Jojowski@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Yeaah, certain operating modules seem to have a systems feature which prevents them to dispose of any underwear until it literally disintegrates on them.
Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 months ago
He looks like he’s wearing princess Jasmines pants
stickly@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Image
killea@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s the same picture…
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 months ago
Sometimes people on Lemmy rehost pictures because they notice the original’s domain (usually catbox.moe or the pict-rs media host of OP’s instance) is blocked by some ISPs
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
I would like a long skirt that conceals nothing but still gives me the opportunity to fall flat on my face with every step.