TheBrideWoreCrimson

@TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good night, sleep tight...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Take an aspirin, they hate the taste.
  50 mg every day keeps them at bay
  Obviously, medical supervision is advised if you intend to do this for a long time, say, more than 2 weeks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨same as it ever was⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hmm. Interesting, indeed. Now please excuse me while I, once again, sacrifice my own bodily fluids on the modern-age altar of fertility which, over ages and ages, has been optimized to take the convenient shape of a sock.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People born after 2000 have never seen the cosmic microwave background on their TV set.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  DAE remember that movie White Noise? The climax was fucking horrifying and I admit that it haunted me for quite a while.
  For better or worse, kids today probably won’t get it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pump up the jamz⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We Interrupt This Programme
  (Yeah, I’m old school like that)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not likely to be AI-generated or Deepfake⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We get them a lot around here. They don’t make for good pets, but they keep the borogoves at bay.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reddit says it is not covered by new Online Safety Code as it has moved its jurisdiction to the Netherlands⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I gotta disagree with you here. At least on the sub(s) that I still - on the occasion of big events - take a glance at. To me, Reddit comments are the epitome of staleness and predictability. Also, their user base seems like a bunch of 40-year-old dads that mentally peaked at 16, but keep getting more racist by the year.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How come people who are against abortion are in favor of the death penalty? Kind of seems like a contradicition/⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Precisely this. From a philosophical-logical POV, it doesn’t make sense. From the POV of establishing and maintaining power/ dominance/ oppression/ hegemony, however, it’s the only thing that makes sense.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks Jupiter, You're a real one!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now show Uranus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hippos⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hungry hungry hippos.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Preference⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They go bad, though? At least my nice white aspirin pills start crumbling and visibly yellowing after a few months. There’s no way me or even an entire family could swallow 500 until then.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pharmaceutical Commercials (sound on!)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Toni Lindgren

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuck⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cheese board⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Smegma, des schmeckt’ma.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How is Lemmy better than Reddit?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Right? Way too often, I see some really interesting comments sitting at 0 or -1, and some still somewhat interesting and/ or arguably good-faith comments have something like -50 because they go against the current direction of the herd. I usually upvote at least the former, but for the latter, it’s not going to matter much, unfortunately.
  Furthermore, some mods get way too personally invested and take an obvious disliking to you so everything you contribute will be pushed to the bottom of the stack anyways.