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Even better? Vasectomy.
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Submitted 2 months ago by childfree_housewife@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Even better? Gayness 😎
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 2 months ago
You still need a vasectomy or else he’ll get boypreggers.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Bisexuals: Por que no los dos?
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 2 months ago
Username checks out.
jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I had 2 kids and then got a vasectomy. Cream pies for days.
db2@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You should use more words than that.
lena@gregtech.eu 2 months ago
Explicitness never hurts
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It was so good whn gf was on birth control. But alas side effects and it’s better for her now that she is off it.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
You could get a vasectomy…
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 months ago
My guy I am 23. I kinda want kids at a later date.
three@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Wrong! The woman should have the responsibility of preventing children. It’s her body.
pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
I can’t get pregnant but I still want someone to try real hard
Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
Having just read a comment about someone who actually went through the process of having a kid by employing stuff like cycle and fertility tracking, scheduling both sex and abstinence, as well as other not-fun stuff, your comment made me think of taking the kink to an extreme, where instead of lots of rambunctious boning, it was a couple nerds doing intense and fruitless science to find the optimal way to impregnate someone that was impossible to impregnate. (Unless they start looking at the mating habits of bedbugs, but that’s a third, separate, entirely unhinged thing.)
I mean, I’m pretty sure I know which interpretation you meant. But brains are weird and I’m sleep deprived.
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
bhamlin@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m willing to risk it.
Katana314@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Oh…sorry, I thought it was “bread”. I just love baguettes.
dance_ninja@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Reject humanity, return to wheat
ebolapie@lemmy.world 2 months ago
God I love bread. Baguettes, brioche, boule, sourdough, rye, wheat, white, focaccia, ciabatta, babka, soda bread… Damn now I’m hungry
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Still getting great use out of my vasectomy
rotkehle@feddit.org 2 months ago
join me brothers and get a vasectomy!
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Soon to be banned in the states. Childbirth will be a requirement.
Atropos@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Sigh. I guess I’m gettin’ me mallet…
Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Username checks out
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 months ago
In this economy?
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Username checks out.
gmtom@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I want to be bred while simultaneously breeding someone else
HurricaneLiz@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Long live tubal litigations! 💜🎉
Fedegenerate@lemmynsfw.com 2 months ago
I thought getting a vasectomy would make me more popular than it did.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You don’t need to explain your fetishes to the barista. Also, they really prefer you add your own ‘cream’ to your coffee at home.
Fedegenerate@lemmynsfw.com 2 months ago
Coffee mommy isn’t a fetish, it’s a way of life!
Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org 2 months ago
This is a Wendy’s. I asked if you want fries.
Fedegenerate@lemmynsfw.com 2 months ago
Oh, I’d like a phone number. Am I doing creepy customer correctly?