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• Fedegenerate@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I thought getting a vasectomy would make me more popular than it did.

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  • Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    You don’t need to explain your fetishes to the barista. Also, they really prefer you add your own ‘cream’ to your coffee at home.

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    • Fedegenerate@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Coffee mommy isn’t a fetish, it’s a way of life!

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  • Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    This is a Wendy’s. I asked if you want fries.

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    • Fedegenerate@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Oh, I’d like a phone number. Am I doing creepy customer correctly?

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Even better? Vasectomy.

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Even better? Gayness 😎

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    • RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      You still need a vasectomy or else he’ll get boypreggers.

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    • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Bisexuals: Por que no los dos?

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    • Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

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  • HowAbt2day@futurology.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Username checks out.

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• jaschen306@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I had 2 kids and then got a vasectomy. Cream pies for days.

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    You should use more words than that.

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    • lena@gregtech.eu ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Explicitness never hurts

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• pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I can’t get pregnant but I still want someone to try real hard

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  • Monument@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Having just read a comment about someone who actually went through the process of having a kid by employing stuff like cycle and fertility tracking, scheduling both sex and abstinence, as well as other not-fun stuff, your comment made me think of taking the kink to an extreme, where instead of lots of rambunctious boning, it was a couple nerds doing intense and fruitless science to find the optimal way to impregnate someone that was impossible to impregnate. (Unless they start looking at the mating habits of bedbugs, but that’s a third, separate, entirely unhinged thing.)

    I mean, I’m pretty sure I know which interpretation you meant. But brains are weird and I’m sleep deprived.

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  • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Why?

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    • bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      I’m willing to risk it.

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• Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  It was so good whn gf was on birth control. But alas side effects and it’s better for her now that she is off it.

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  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    You could get a vasectomy…

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    • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      My guy I am 23. I kinda want kids at a later date.

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    • three@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Wrong! The woman should have the responsibility of preventing children. It’s her body.

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• Katana314@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Oh…sorry, I thought it was “bread”. I just love baguettes.

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  • dance_ninja@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Reject humanity, return to wheat

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  • ebolapie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    God I love bread. Baguettes, brioche, boule, sourdough, rye, wheat, white, focaccia, ciabatta, babka, soda bread… Damn now I’m hungry

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• Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Still getting great use out of my vasectomy

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• rotkehle@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  join me brothers and get a vasectomy!

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• SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Soon to be banned in the states. Childbirth will be a requirement.

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  • Atropos@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Sigh. I guess I’m gettin’ me mallet…

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• Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Username checks out

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• Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  In this economy?

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• thatradomguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Username checks out.

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• gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I want to be bred while simultaneously breeding someone else

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• HurricaneLiz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Long live tubal litigations! 💜🎉

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