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Even better? Vasectomy.
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Submitted 3 weeks ago by childfree_housewife@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Even better? Gayness 😎
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 2 weeks ago
You still need a vasectomy or else he’ll get boypreggers.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Bisexuals: Por que no los dos?
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 2 weeks ago
Username checks out.
jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I had 2 kids and then got a vasectomy. Cream pies for days.
db2@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You should use more words than that.
lena@gregtech.eu 2 weeks ago
Explicitness never hurts
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It was so good whn gf was on birth control. But alas side effects and it’s better for her now that she is off it.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
You could get a vasectomy…
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
My guy I am 23. I kinda want kids at a later date.
three@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Wrong! The woman should have the responsibility of preventing children. It’s her body.
pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
I can’t get pregnant but I still want someone to try real hard
Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
Having just read a comment about someone who actually went through the process of having a kid by employing stuff like cycle and fertility tracking, scheduling both sex and abstinence, as well as other not-fun stuff, your comment made me think of taking the kink to an extreme, where instead of lots of rambunctious boning, it was a couple nerds doing intense and fruitless science to find the optimal way to impregnate someone that was impossible to impregnate. (Unless they start looking at the mating habits of bedbugs, but that’s a third, separate, entirely unhinged thing.)
I mean, I’m pretty sure I know which interpretation you meant. But brains are weird and I’m sleep deprived.
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
bhamlin@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’m willing to risk it.
Katana314@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Oh…sorry, I thought it was “bread”. I just love baguettes.
dance_ninja@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Reject humanity, return to wheat
ebolapie@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
God I love bread. Baguettes, brioche, boule, sourdough, rye, wheat, white, focaccia, ciabatta, babka, soda bread… Damn now I’m hungry
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
Still getting great use out of my vasectomy
rotkehle@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
join me brothers and get a vasectomy!
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Soon to be banned in the states. Childbirth will be a requirement.
Atropos@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Sigh. I guess I’m gettin’ me mallet…
Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Username checks out
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
In this economy?
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Username checks out.
gmtom@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I want to be bred while simultaneously breeding someone else
HurricaneLiz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Long live tubal litigations! 💜🎉
Fedegenerate@lemmynsfw.com 3 weeks ago
I thought getting a vasectomy would make me more popular than it did.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You don’t need to explain your fetishes to the barista. Also, they really prefer you add your own ‘cream’ to your coffee at home.
Fedegenerate@lemmynsfw.com 2 weeks ago
Coffee mommy isn’t a fetish, it’s a way of life!
Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org 2 weeks ago
This is a Wendy’s. I asked if you want fries.
Fedegenerate@lemmynsfw.com 2 weeks ago
Oh, I’d like a phone number. Am I doing creepy customer correctly?