Thermal Exhaust Port
94.3° F
Submitted 6 days ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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snoons@lemmy.ca 6 days ago
errer@lemmy.world 6 days ago
That’s the cat’s weak spot, you can only attack it during certain moments in the boss fight
Fedizen@lemmy.world 5 days ago
That’s because it only shows its but after you’ve earned its trust. Its a very long boss fight.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 days ago
The final boss has decided to nap on my lap. Now would be a great time to reach for the sword but I’m incapable of moving.
Dojan@pawb.social 6 days ago
This is what science is for.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 6 days ago
We choose to scan the cat’s butthole not because it is easy, but because it is hilarious.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 days ago
“How did we ever survive without this?”
AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
Butt thermometers
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 days ago
“i got you a thermal camera”
cool
“what have you checked with it”
oh you know things
“what kind of things?”
you know, walls, pets, the grill. normal stuff. …why?
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 days ago
Husband now has fart-o-vision, expect some chores to not get done.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Prepare for your husband to film his own ass a good bit.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 days ago
… either he’s gonna be that flexible, or he’s going to giggle for half a day and not tell you the results of ‘can a thermal camera pointed at a mirror see a fart.’
… my money is on ‘not really’.
Fedizen@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Reverse dragon
yucandu@lemmy.world 6 days ago
I think Tool wrote a song about that.
sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 6 days ago
4°
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 6 days ago
Certainly an improvement over the usual way of telling its temperature.
greenbit@lemmy.zip 5 days ago
Wait, thermal cameras have become reasonably priced gifts? Or is this some rich people shit
Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 5 days ago
You can get a decent one for about 250 euros like the Infiray P2 Pro.
filcuk@lemmy.zip 5 days ago
I got a brand new one for a hundo
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
That some hot ass pussy
Bubs12@lemmy.cafe 5 days ago
*hot pussy ass
Phegan@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Cats have a higher thermal neutral than humans. So if you are comfortable, your cat is likely a little cold. Make sure they have a warm place to lay, heating pad, sunny spot, under some blankets.
lucg@lemmy.world 4 days ago
They have fur…
Our cat doesn’t come to rooms that are warmer until the one she’s in is about 16°C, so I think they only get chilly at or below that temperature. She’s short haired but the winter coat still looks comfy warm to me, like I’m also fine in bed once my blanket is warmed up
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Emmmm, buttskin hotter than pussy fur
Etterra@discuss.online 5 days ago
3 weeks later: honey, did you know that Frank next door is only 47.6 degrees? That’s weird.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 6 days ago
I think the cat is in heat.
How do you know?
I know.
mech@feddit.org 6 days ago
I’d immediately jump to a very different explanation of how you know.
InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 6 days ago
I said what, what kitty butt. I said what, what kitty butt.
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 days ago
I will not be singing that out loud, even if it doee remind me of beep beep I’m a sheep.
Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 6 days ago
94.3 plays all the hits!
foggianism@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Damn 94 degrees AND tail lifted
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I’m glad to see technology used in the pursuit of important science.
Des@hexbear.net 6 days ago
i just have a sensor with the red dot laser and you can guess what happens when i use that thing near my cats
saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Good to know if you’re surrounded by cats in a blizzard or something.
0x0@lemmy.zip 5 days ago
You could heat your fingers with only 10 cats!
0x0@lemmy.zip 5 days ago
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 days ago
34.61 °C or 307.76 K
Dojan@pawb.social 6 days ago
That’s a cold butthole.
unwarlikeExtortion@lemmy.ml 6 days ago
And here I thought it was almost at boiling point!
AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca 6 days ago
It does seem so. Cats’ internal temp is a bit warmer than ours - like 101 or 102F. Lots of blood vessels near the surface in a butthole, so it’s warmer than most other areas, though would expect it to be slightly cooler than internal. Not 8 degrees cooler though.