Thermal Exhaust Port
94.3° F
Submitted 2 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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snoons@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
errer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That’s the cat’s weak spot, you can only attack it during certain moments in the boss fight
Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That’s because it only shows its but after you’ve earned its trust. Its a very long boss fight.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The final boss has decided to nap on my lap. Now would be a great time to reach for the sword but I’m incapable of moving.
Dojan@pawb.social 2 months ago
This is what science is for.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 months ago
We choose to scan the cat’s butthole not because it is easy, but because it is hilarious.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“How did we ever survive without this?”
AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Butt thermometers
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“i got you a thermal camera”
cool
“what have you checked with it”
oh you know things
“what kind of things?”
you know, walls, pets, the grill. normal stuff. …why?
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Husband now has fart-o-vision, expect some chores to not get done.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Prepare for your husband to film his own ass a good bit.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
… either he’s gonna be that flexible, or he’s going to giggle for half a day and not tell you the results of ‘can a thermal camera pointed at a mirror see a fart.’
… my money is on ‘not really’.
Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Reverse dragon
yucandu@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I think Tool wrote a song about that.
sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
4°
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 2 months ago
Certainly an improvement over the usual way of telling its temperature.
greenbit@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Wait, thermal cameras have become reasonably priced gifts? Or is this some rich people shit
Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
You can get a decent one for about 250 euros like the Infiray P2 Pro.
filcuk@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I got a brand new one for a hundo
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
That some hot ass pussy
Bubs12@lemmy.cafe 2 months ago
*hot pussy ass
Phegan@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Cats have a higher thermal neutral than humans. So if you are comfortable, your cat is likely a little cold. Make sure they have a warm place to lay, heating pad, sunny spot, under some blankets.
lucg@lemmy.world 2 months ago
They have fur…
Our cat doesn’t come to rooms that are warmer until the one she’s in is about 16°C, so I think they only get chilly at or below that temperature. She’s short haired but the winter coat still looks comfy warm to me, like I’m also fine in bed once my blanket is warmed up
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Emmmm, buttskin hotter than pussy fur
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I think the cat is in heat.
How do you know?
I know.
mech@feddit.org 2 months ago
I’d immediately jump to a very different explanation of how you know.
InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I said what, what kitty butt. I said what, what kitty butt.
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I will not be singing that out loud, even if it doee remind me of beep beep I’m a sheep.
Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 2 months ago
94.3 plays all the hits!
Etterra@discuss.online 2 months ago
3 weeks later: honey, did you know that Frank next door is only 47.6 degrees? That’s weird.
foggianism@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Damn 94 degrees AND tail lifted
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m glad to see technology used in the pursuit of important science.
Des@hexbear.net 2 months ago
i just have a sensor with the red dot laser and you can guess what happens when i use that thing near my cats
saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Good to know if you’re surrounded by cats in a blizzard or something.
0x0@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
You could heat your fingers with only 10 cats!
0x0@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
34.61 °C or 307.76 K
Dojan@pawb.social 2 months ago
That’s a cold butthole.
unwarlikeExtortion@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
And here I thought it was almost at boiling point!
AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
It does seem so. Cats’ internal temp is a bit warmer than ours - like 101 or 102F. Lots of blood vessels near the surface in a butthole, so it’s warmer than most other areas, though would expect it to be slightly cooler than internal. Not 8 degrees cooler though.