Bees 100%
Statistically, probably with the beetles. 🪲
Submitted 3 weeks ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
yakko@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
No kidding, bunch of weirdos around here
pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
Now it’s just me, and the bees
janus2@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
outside
Red_October@hexbear.net 3 weeks ago
Spoken like someone who’s never had the privilege of holding a pink-toed tarantula’s paw-pad.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Maybe outside are the ants & millipedes that skip lunch bcs they are too cool for school?
xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 3 weeks ago
…Right next to the oil furnace in the basement, trying to figure out how to rig it to blow and burn the place down.
GrantUsEyes@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Tonava@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Hell yeah!
taxet_@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Bees because bees are usually pretty chill and I like chill. Especially the bumblebees.
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Moths every time. It’s not even close.
thelsim@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I wouldn’t dare to sit here as a human. I’m too big and would probably squish them all by accident.
But if I got to choose to be one, I’d go for the spiders. You get:
- two extra legs over the rest
- your own supply of crafting materials
- lots of eyes
- and a cozy place to relax in
Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
At one of those empty tables
troyunrau@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Tangent, there is a fun fantasy book series by Adrian Tchaikovsky where all the main characters are humanoids with bug qualities. So basically spiderman, antman, mantisman, etc. It is entertaining when you mix fantasy tropes (dueling for honour!) with mantis arm spikes…
Thorry@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Adrian Tchaikovsky also has the Children of Time series in which spiders are the main characters. A very fun read!
glibg@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
The moths table for the vibes, but the seat closest to the spiders to get in on their jokes.
fascicle@leminal.space 3 weeks ago
I would definitely want to be friends with the mantises in case they go postal one day
MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 3 weeks ago
Lol. We run on opposite wavelengths. If the mantises go postal I want to be as far away as possible.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
They definitely look the most stylish
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
i think Id make a pretty moth :)
Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
LÖMP!
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
I have a decent relationship with mantids already. I’d sit with them.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Idk, I feel like they would group differently.
The popular high-fashion ones (mantis, jumping spider) would be at one table, goths at the other, jocks are already together (beetles), goodly two-shoes nerds (bees) also, …
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
Unless you are a piece of shit, because then the beetles will ragdoll roll you around until you are a nice sphere of shit.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
(How do I plan such a funeral for myself?)
burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
I think I’d go with the moths. Least likely to kill me.
hOrni@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I will sit under the lightbulb and wait for the moths to join me.
Saryn@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Everyone knows that anyone who knows anything about anything would go for the most evolutionary diverse group - spiders.
There is nothing these little guys can’t do. Fly over hundreds of kilometres? You got it. Extend their nervous systems several thousand times past their body area using web? Check. Biological hydraulic system? Yup. Jump 10 to 50 times their body lenght? No problem. Live underwater using silk made diving suit? You bet your sweet behind. Paralyze your body after one bite? Easy.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
None of this makes me want to share a table with them.
Laukidh@infosec.pub 3 weeks ago
I would sit down at an empty table and it would turn out to be the Bees’
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Outside, against the wall, alone. At least that’s where I sat in high school. So, maybe with the wasps?
BurnedDonutHole@ani.social 3 weeks ago
Mantises
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
As far away from the moths as possible. Too chaotic and irrational for me.
Empricorn@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
In the Control Center, making sure to nuke them from space. I know these are all statistically not aggressive, but I just can’t shake the instinctive impulse to eradicate them…
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Bees or moth, chance of dying is significantly smaller compare to the rest of the group.
booty@hexbear.net 3 weeks ago
Fuck, that’s a hard choice. I’m either sitting with moth gang or spider gang, but the bees are a great choice too.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
I’d be at the oddball table with the roly poly, millipede & dragonfly…
wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Dragonflies are likely to be with the mantids at the “we will rip your head off if we like you, you don’t want to know what we do to our enemies” table.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
I imagine dragonflies as the “enforcer nerd”; they hang with the weird kids as both companions and security.
woodenghost@hexbear.net 3 weeks ago
Moths, they’re cool and cute.
RoabeArt@hexbear.net 3 weeks ago
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Mantids. I just think they’re neat!
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Moths!
Or maybe bees. I have always wanted to hug a bumblebee.