Submitted 16 hours ago by ivanafterall@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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I can only hold it so many ways!
So this one time there was this girl I was exchanging nudes with and I got daring and tried to send one that was kinda like front-facing and she said it looked like Thomas the Tank Engine and I haven’t been the same since.
Don’t forget the death-grip at the base to try to make it look bigger than it really is
That’s why I bought a bunch of Ken dolls. Just rip off an arms to hold up your schlong and you’re guaranteed to show your recipient that you’re absolutely just going to kill them.
Instance says everything 😭
The name didn’t indicate that I’m a pervert?
I know all the tricks. I’d totally fool Penn & Teller if they’d let me on.
The point is to fool Brooke, not Penn & Teller
Can someone provide references, and/or instructions for classy male nudes?
This but unironically. The humor of this image, to me, is the juxtaposition of the character in the pose. But it’s actually a pretty flattering pic.
Don’t make your dick the main focus of the shot, it’s typically not even in a woman’s top three favorite features of a man. Women like a lot of the same things we do, butts, thighs, abs tend to be top of the list.
I mean have you seen what we’re working with? I swear it’s actually impossible to take a dick pic that actually looks good
You just gotta put some effort into it. You got a whole body not just a dick my dude
upside down with a reverse backhand stroke
I mean, unlike with girls, the guy’s body only has one exhibit
I get what you’re implying but in the literal sense you’re wong.
Both men and women have a single primary sex characteristic: the equipment between one’s legs.
Just getting a close up picture of any set of equipment is ok but it doesn’t show the whole package.
The rest are secondary and girls have been constantly listing things like really liking buttocks, arms, shoulders, chest, eyes, smile. If you want to take better spicy pictures, think about how to frame other physical attributes as well.
Maybe yours
What would an ace do with all them wands?
My wife is ace. They’re still good with the wands.
cast magic missile?
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neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 hours ago
me receiving all those guys nudes
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Gonzako@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Can we make them 11?
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago
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fartographer@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
That’s entirely too many nudes. You need better acquaintances.