There are ultimately only so many damn angles, okay!?

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• neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  me receiving all those guys nudes

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  • Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Can we make them 11?

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    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s entirely too many nudes. You need better acquaintances.

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• FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Don’t forget the death-grip at the base to try to make it look bigger than it really is

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  • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s why I bought a bunch of Ken dolls. Just rip off an arms to hold up your schlong and you’re guaranteed to show your recipient that you’re absolutely just going to kill them.

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  • Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Instance says everything 😭

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    • FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The name didn’t indicate that I’m a pervert?

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I know all the tricks. I’d totally fool Penn & Teller if they’d let me on.

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    • HyperKaulomenos@lemmynsfw.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The point is to fool Brooke, not Penn & Teller

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So this one time there was this girl I was exchanging nudes with and I got daring and tried to send one that was kinda like front-facing and she said it looked like Thomas the Tank Engine and I haven’t been the same since.

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  • Obi@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Lmao I have the picture in my head and yeah, it totally does look like Thomas the tank engine. She sounds like a keeper TBH.

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  • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    She has the train tunnel. Choo motherfuck’ choo.

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• nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Can someone provide references, and/or instructions for classy male nudes?

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  • Ediacarium@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Maybe something like this? Image

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    • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Or this one while you are on the can. Women will then assume you are a thinker

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  • PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not quite nude, but you get the idea:
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    • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This but unironically. The humor of this image, to me, is the juxtaposition of the character in the pose. But it’s actually a pretty flattering pic.

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  • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Don’t make your dick the main focus of the shot, it’s typically not even in a woman’s top three favorite features of a man. Women like a lot of the same things we do, butts, thighs, abs tend to be top of the list.

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    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Fascinating

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  • Mac@mander.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    www.instagram.com/sarahaugenphotography

    stan.store/sara_haugen

    This woman makes guides for such.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Personally, I’ve started making use of slow-mo to spice up videos. 👀

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• SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I mean, unlike with girls, the guy’s body only has one exhibit

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  • ThePyroPython@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I get what you’re implying but in the literal sense you’re wong.

    Both men and women have a single primary sex characteristic: the equipment between one’s legs.

    Just getting a close up picture of any set of equipment is ok but it doesn’t show the whole package.

    The rest are secondary and girls have been constantly listing things like really liking buttocks, arms, shoulders, chest, eyes, smile. If you want to take better spicy pictures, think about how to frame other physical attributes as well.

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  • Anivia@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Maybe yours

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• YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You don’t need to hold it. Get a friend to take the picture while you’re doing the fist on hips, Superman pose.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    But how do I make friends without a stellar dick pic? It’s a chicken/egg situation.

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    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      People who don’t have friends have a tripod instead.

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• Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What would an ace do with all them wands?

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    cast magic missile?

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  • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My wife is ace. They’re still good with the wands.

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• gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I mean have you seen what we’re working with? I swear it’s actually impossible to take a dick pic that actually looks good

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  • stevestevesteve@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You just gotta put some effort into it. You got a whole body not just a dick my dude

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  • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    upside down with a reverse backhand stroke

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